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I found a Safe.

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    #1532
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    How?

    The sticker for the supplier on the top has an 086 mobile number. 086 only came into being in 1997.


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    #1533
    DeleteSystem32
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭DeleteSystem32


    im thinking that something along the lines of jumanji will be in the safe and when opened it will unleash a massive of stampeding animals


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    #1534
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Gosub wrote: »
    Is that haircut boy? A bubble bath FFS. :D

    Mr. Matey way too masculine for hair cut boy.


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    #1535
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Son0vagun wrote: »

    Like I said before I'd welcome a lengthily ban.
    Nobody's doubting who's got the biggest length here. Op is a ****ing legend.

    Whinging interloper's post has been reported for disrespecting the safe. Mods are hopefully readying the chains now. Actually, that would be a good punishment :whoever disrespects the op or the safe gets chained to the safe.


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    #1536
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    full_irish wrote: »
    Room for one more??

    (I really really want a cut of whats in the safe *wink- wink* or should I say w@nk-w@nk*)

    Have you big boobs?


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    #1537
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Update

    NSFW

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5641/imageqsha.jpg

    It's been a long day.


    Go on, move the camera up:D


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    #1538
    TheDriver
    Registered Users Posts: 12,504 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Have you big boobs?

    Could be big man boobs???


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    #1539
    tipptom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭tipptom


    OOOOOOH new house AND a table for 6,no recession round there then.:)


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    #1540
    gjc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Go on, move the camera up:D


    That's another hidden treasure:D


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    #1541
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    full_irish wrote: »

    Room for one more??

    (I really really want a cut of whats in the safe *wink- wink* or should I say w@nk-w@nk*)

    *ahem!


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    #1542
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    tipptom wrote: »
    OOOOOOH new house AND a table for 6,no recession round there then.:)

    old cottage, and table at 6.


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    #1543
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    tipptom wrote: »
    OOOOOOH new house AND a table for 6,no recession round there then.:)

    The table is at Mac D's and the house was sold cheaply because something undead is lurking in a safe in the shed.


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    #1544
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    Son0vagun wrote: »

    Have you big boobs?

    *ahem


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    #1545
    GreeBo
    Registered Users Posts: 27,163 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    The sticker for the supplier on the top has an 086 mobile number. 086 only came into being in 1997.

    ~Maybe they serviced the safe recently?
    No way to know they were the installers?
    Now if you could tell me when the safe or the shed was built, I'd believe ya.


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    #1546
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    *ahem!

    Okay, okay... they'll sort you out as well.


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    #1547
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    *ahem

    Is the dust from the kangoing sticking in your throat? :P


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    #1548
    OU812
    Registered Users Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭OU812


    OP's shed tomorrow:



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    #1549
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    JustRoss23 wrote: »
    Op i am a bit lost i go into Church to say a few prayers for you in your quest to open the safe. i come back on here and see a pic of someones feet please explain?:(

    Thats what he found in the safe.


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    #1550
    [Deleted User]
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    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    Nobody's doubting who's got the biggest length here. Op is a ****ing legend.

    Whinging interloper's post has been reported for disrespecting the safe. Mods are hopefully readying the chains now. Actually, that would be a good punishment :whoever disrespects the op or the safe gets chained to the safe.

    Ah but which safe though?

    The Safe of Shame? Or the Safe of Triumph?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjeVB7Me1yA


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    #1551
    gjc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Have you big boobs?


    Too much testosterone in that she'd today...... No wonder you needed haircut boy to balance out the oestrogen


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    #1552
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    Boombastic wrote: »

    Is the dust from the kangoing sticking in your throat? :P

    It ain't no dust 😳


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    #1553
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    smcgiff wrote: »

    Okay, okay... they'll sort you out as well.[/Quote

    I already have a man with a power tool but thanks!


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    #1554
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Here's some mood music for your romantic dinner with the missus.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNUTlexj7cU


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    #1555
    Qualitymark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    I hate to be dáiríre, but if you have the model and serial number of the safe now, you could contact the maker; if you send them proof of ownership of the house signed off by your local garda station, they might send you the keys?


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    #1556
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Just thinking I am going to see Keith Barry tonight so if I get the chance I will ask him what's in the safe.


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    #1557
    solerina
    Registered Users Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭solerina


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    NSFW

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5641/imageqsha.jpg

    It's been a long day.

    Now we know why 'haircut boy' and you are friends...ye met at teh local spa while getting the weekly facial :D


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    #1558
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I already have a man with a power tool but thanks!

    ...That's why he got the haircut :eek:


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    #1559
    fozz10
    Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭fozz10


    sledge hammer to he top of it. from the side will surely crack the top off it


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    #1560
    GreeBo
    Registered Users Posts: 27,163 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    solerina wrote: »
    Now we know why 'haircut boy' and you are friends...ye met at teh local spa while getting the weekly facial :D

    getting or giving? :eek:


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    #1561
    tipptom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭tipptom


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    smcgiff wrote: »

    Okay, okay... they'll sort you out as well.[/Quote

    I already have a man with a power tool but thanks!
    Yea,but its patently obvious to us all day that your husbands tool aint big enough and we are just as frustrated,you need Pat Mustard after dinner and let him chat about lotions to haircut boy.


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