Things you find funny that nobody else does

Sadderday

seeing someone trip is real funny (i know its bad though) - when it's someone you don't know you have to hold in your laugh... that makes it funnier

Melion

Birds having a bath in a puddle

Sadderday

prank calling the local chinese... give them a real long order like this

howya, can i get an order for delevery, can i?
wats your order?
4 chips
chicken curry & fried rice
beef curry & boiled rice
spring rolls
2 portions of chicken balls
curry sauce
salt & chili chicken
I think thats it can you call that back to me.......?

Oh yeah I forgot, can I get 7 portions of CO'CK

hahahahahaha

admiralofthefleet

old people falling over

Sadderday

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

old people falling over

HAHA yeah!! not hurting themselves or anything, ya know just when they sway for a minute and someone has to grab them..... it's gas

Sadderday

....... somebody sitting on something wet. HAHA happened us all on a bus somewhere... stinger.....

especially when said person is on their own on the bus and when they realise the are sitting on something wet they have a snap to themselves. gold. HA

CreepingDeath

Shoplifters/skangers getting stopped by the guards.

Clearly unfit people running for the bus.

Or some skangers who try running but their arms are moving faster than their legs.. it looks so false.

The reaction on peoples faces when the bus doors just close as they get to in.

People getting drenched by cars driving through puddles.

admiralofthefleet

Sadderday wrote: »

HAHA yeah!! not hurting themselves or anything, ya know just when they sway for a minute and someone has to grab them..... it's gas

yeah i wouldnt laugh if they hurt themselves. a typical example is a wedding. seeing old people dance then go west and end up in a heap on the floor is comedy gold

Problem123456

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Shoplifters/skangers getting stopped by the guards.

Clearly unfit people running for the bus.

Or some skangers who try running but their arms are moving faster than their legs.. it looks so false.

The reaction on peoples faces when the bus doors just close as they get to in.

People getting drenched by cars driving through puddles.

Bus w@nker

pickarooney

Sarah Silverman

Lelantos

pickarooney wrote: »

Sarah Silverman

I think Mark Whalberg definitely found her funny

YellowFeather

The word "bucket". Started off with this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0DlAWFNE5g

Now I orchestrate situations to make people say bucket and laugh hysterically while they stare at me blankly.

Sauve

Anthropomorphism.
I do it so much that I'm a little concerned for my mental health.
I can't even give an example without coming across as being completely insane

aaronjumper

Duggy747 wrote: »

Ducks

I dunno why but I find them hilarious, something about the way they look and waddle about the place. Then there's that constipated-sounding "WHAAAAAAA!!" quack they make, too.

When they freak out, flapping their wings and quacking like crazy, I can't stop laughing.

Also, the word "Poo". :pac:

The hell is going on with the duck on the left?! His right leg is messed up.

Sauve

aaronjumper wrote: »

The hell is going on with the duck on the left?! His right leg is messed up.

Harlem Shake Duck.

aaronjumper

Sauve wrote: »

Harlem Shake Duck.

I don't know what that is! Is it people with more legs than they should have? Are the mutants finally making their move? The end is nigh!

rain on

Never mind dogs having a poo - cats having a poo is comedy gold. They get soo embarrassed about it. Except a kitten that my ex had who halfway through having a poo once got distracted by something shiny and leapt out of the litter tray mid-poo, dragging his poo behind him. He had no shame, and I didn't have to clean it up so I laughed heartily.

rain on

And ducks, and corgis, and anything else with short legs and a waddle.

dark crystal

Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables.

"I stole a loaf of bread!"

Cienciano

Goldie Lookin Chain. Legends

Legs.Eleven

People in Smart Cars.

OneArt

rain on wrote: »

Never mind dogs having a poo - cats having a poo is comedy gold. They get soo embarrassed about it. Except a kitten that my ex had who halfway through having a poo once got distracted by something shiny and leapt out of the litter tray mid-poo, dragging his poo behind him. He had no shame, and I didn't have to clean it up so I laughed heartily.

My brother used to purposely stare at our cat when she visited the litter tray. She'd just sit there looking serious and nothing would happen. Then she'd start shaking a bit.

I should really get a cat again. I'd be entertained for days.

Sergeant

Maeve Higgins.

Cienciano

Piles. When someone else has them.

wobzilla1

I once walked out to the back garden while my dog was ****ting.
When he saw me he somehow managed to suck the entire crap back into his ass. It was about six inches out at the time. Don't know how he done it

fussyonion

People walking around with an umbrella turned inside out. They look ridiculously funny.

Auntie Psychotic

Dead baby jokes, cancer jokes, AIDs jokes, anyone (old or young) falling or getting hurt...
I could go on but I'd be kicked off Boards.

Ihatecuddles-old

Puppets. I cry laughing, its just too funny.

mirwillbeback

Viz magazine - especially the letters page and news articles.

admiralofthefleet

mirwillbeback wrote: »

Viz magazine - especially the letters page and news articles.

Viz is brilliant, although this months is below par

livinsane

Dolan

Sergeant

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

Viz is brilliant, although this months is below par

It's not as funny as it used to be.

Green Diesel

livinsane wrote: »

Dolan

Gooby pls.

flanders1979

the shape of kian egans skull

BOHtox

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

The big bang theory (tv show )

You're joking, right? The Big Bang Theory is hilarious and everyone I know thinks so too

Vicar in a tutu

Dropkicking nannies in the gee

saintsaltynuts

Somebody getting sick when they're drunk.

MaxSteele

Asperger's syndrome sufferers who sound like emotionless, robotic americans with no sense of embarrassment.

Took me a good two months to hold in the laughter when ever he used to talk.

pappyodaniel

BOHtox wrote: »

You're joking, right? The Big Bang Theory is hilarious and everyone I know thinks so too

You need new friends dude.

admiralofthefleet

Sergeant wrote: »

It's not as funny as it used to be.

drunken bakers is still genius

bb1234567

Anything not to do with dogs? anybody? no? :pac:

joolsveer

bb1234567 wrote: »

Anything not to do with dogs? anybody? no? :pac:

I don't think a dog having a crap is funny because I usually have to pick it up.