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Incidental touching that you like

  • 23-02-2013 8:03am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 46


    For me it's got to be when a woman is cutting my hair an her boobs brush against me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I can't stand when people brush off my nipples. Drives me crazy.

    I do like people touching my hair, or brushing off my back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    When a girl is about to give me a handy shandy and her hand rubs off of a particular place in between the top of my groin and my hip.... it's awesome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭The Road Runner


    Thinly veiled the formula is working :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    people who touch my neck its a horrible experience i hate when people do it :(

    how ever if its a set of lips there I don't mind it so much :D

    i like when hygenist rub there boobs of my head :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    As a man with a ball and chain around my ankle I find it awkward when a girl brushes up against me when styling my doo. However I won't go to a male barber because I live in a redneck town, I need a woman to style me, they understand fashion and style.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Thinly veiled the formula is working :P

    Very clever. The only "thinly veiled" joke I actually found funny b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,312 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    I love it when strangers pat me on the back and pull my headphones out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Minoxidil wrote: »
    For me it's got to be when a woman is cutting my hair an her boobs brush against me.

    There was a girl who use to cut my hair. She was cute and small but had massive boobs and it would be like one was on each shoulder. It was like one of those foam neck rest things. Good times :D

    I can't stand when people brush off my nipples. Drives me crazy.

    I do like people touching my hair, or brushing off my back.

    Brushing your back? How hairy is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    When you're in the office standing in front of the photocopier in your short skirt, heels and stockings, and the boss is walking by just as you bend over, and his crotch brushes up against your ass even though the corridor is seven feet wide ...

    No, wait, actually that didn't happen me, it happened in a "documentary" I was watching.

    <.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Minoxidil wrote: »
    For me it's got to be when a woman is cutting my hair an her boobs brush against me.

    If I were a hairdresser that would give me the creeps. I'd probably develop a twisting hunch in order to avoid my boobs touching off a customer ever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    If I were a hairdresser that would give me the creeps. I'd probably develop a twisting hunch in order to avoid my boobs touching off a customer ever.



    even for bigger tips?................:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    BBDBB wrote: »
    even for bigger tips?................:D

    It's not all about the money, the shudder factor is more important. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda



    It's not all about the money, the shudder factor is more important. :P

    What if the guy was good looking?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore



    If I were a hairdresser that would give me the creeps. I'd probably develop a twisting hunch in order to avoid my boobs touching off a customer ever.

    maybe you should change your username to "up for nothing"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Don't touch me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    when im passing by a crowd of girls in a nightclub and my palms are facing outwards and their bums accidently brush past my hands


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    When someone falls asleep beside you and drools all over you. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    I was touched by Enda Kenny . . . . you know . . . when he made that emotional apology the other day.

    Very touching it was.


    Z


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    The last day in the barbers when he wanted to move my head, instead of the usual gently applied nudge onto some part of my head, he put is finger in my ear to move me! Twice! I walked home thinking that was weird as fck and trying to remember if he always did it. Oh god.......a little bit of vomit just came up....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Id say hairdressers must hate the dirty old men that go for the thril of having boobs glanced against them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    johnayo wrote: »
    Id say hairdressers must hate the dirty old men that go for the thril of having boobs glanced against them.

    But I'm young?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    Very clever. The only "thinly veiled" joke I actually found funny b

    Thinly veiled "i'm SO clever, I only laugh at the REALLY funny jokes"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Hmm, think I posted this video before, but it seems appropriate.
    For me it's got to be when a woman is cutting my hair an her boobs brush against me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I got a nasty jab of the scissors from one of those hotties cutting my hair, she apologised when I pulled back the cover and she saw I was only cleaning my glasses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Minoxidil wrote: »
    For me it's got to be when a woman is cutting my hair an her boobs brush against me.
    Such an erotic experience ...they do it on purpose to .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    What if the guy was good looking?

    You really don't think much of women, do you? :( I'm surprised you didn't ask what if the guy was rich.
    professore wrote: »
    maybe you should change your username to "up for nothing"?

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. *sigh*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    You really don't think much of women, do you? :( I'm surprised you didn't ask what if the guy was rich.

    So it has to be a combination of good looking and rich? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    years ago the barber I used to go to had a gorgeous trainee there, she was cutting my hair and he was watching her, i had an un****upable hairstyle so it didnt bother me if she was a newbie, anyhoo he was telling her how to blend in part of it which was two different lenghts and she was leaning over, unbeknownst to her my hands were on the armrests of the chair and her...eh, special area was leaning right into my left hand, she probably thought it was the armrest. It was not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    You haven't lived until you've been splashed by an 18-20 stone redneck Texan sheriff!
    Heavenly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    When people brush past my lower back or ass, or boobs. I like it, unless its the perv in work or someone I have no interest in then I don't like it and I'm uncomfortable. And lips on the neck but no hands on the neck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    When people brush past my lower back or ass, or boobs. I like it, unless its the perv in work or someone I have no interest in then I don't like it and I'm uncomfortable. And lips on the neck but no hands on the neck.

    where do you be on a day to day basis? :-P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    If I had a tenner for every patient that 'accidentally' grabbed my tit or arse when I'm helping them out of bed or taking their blood pressure, I could retire.

    As for the accidental touching I do like, when you're in a nightclub and a fella is chatting you up and his lips touch your ear. Deadly......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    This thread gives me the creeps. People touching my scalp has to be the worst thing ever. It's the main reason why I haven't gotten a haircut in 6 months- can't stand all the tugging, scratching and pulling that comes with getting my hair done in a salon. Not to mention that I once got a 2nd degree chemical burn on my scalp following a disasterous bleaching incident. Ever since, I've loathed people trying to touch my head. Also gave up using a hair-dryer because of certain sensory overload issues and my hair has never been this healthy.
    As for touches I *do* like, 3 second hugs are fine. any longer and it's like a panic button goes off in my brain- "RUN!! AAAH TOUCHING!" :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 46 Minoxidil


    McChubbin wrote: »
    This thread gives me the creeps. People touching my scalp has to be the worst thing ever. It's the main reason why I haven't gotten a haircut in 6 months- can't stand all the tugging, scratching and pulling that comes with getting my hair done in a salon. Not to mention that I once got a 2nd degree chemical burn on my scalp following a disasterous bleaching incident. Ever since, I've loathed people trying to touch my head. Also gave up using a hair-dryer because of certain sensory overload issues and my hair has never been this healthy.
    As for touches I *do* like, 3 second hugs are fine. any longer and it's like a panic button goes off in my brain- "RUN!! AAAH TOUCHING!" :(

    A 3 second hug is most definitely not incidental.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 561 ✭✭✭iguy


    I'm a man, my god my nipples are awful sensitive though. I don't mind them being touched or whatever,
    however when I'm moving about, especially when running it can get so annoying!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    dentist's hands in my mouth .....

    don't ask


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    The last day in the barbers when he wanted to move my head, instead of the usual gently applied nudge onto some part of my head, he put is finger in my ear to move me! Twice! I walked home thinking that was weird as fck and trying to remember if he always did it. Oh god.......a little bit of vomit just came up....

    Just thinking back over my creepy barber episode. I think that I should probably cancel that back, crack and sack appointment for next week.


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