Brief Moments of Despair

Killer Wench

You ever have a moment of despair over the most inane things. This morning, I went into the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal. I poured the cereal into the bowl and then I poured the milk, only to have enough to cover 1/4th of the cereal. I feel wretched.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Only enough tp for 3 out of the required 4 wipes.

Not me...someone else told me.

Killer Wench

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Only enough tp for 3 out of the required 4 wipes.

Not me...someone else told me.

Oh yes. That happened earlier in the week. I made a list to pick up tp after work, but forgot to go to the store. I only had the paper glued to the roll. Thank goodness for kleenex.

Sauve

Broken shoelaces = floods of tears.

mikemac1

Stubbing your toe in the bathroom

Pain worse then childbirth

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Killer Wench wrote: »

Oh yes. That happened earlier in the week. I made a list to pick up tp after work, but forgot to go to the store. I only had the paper glued to the roll. Thank goodness for kleenex.

Or, you could be one sock down while leaving the bathroom.

Pilotdude5

Boiled the kettle.

No tea-bags.

Boombastic

Made tea, sour milk

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Driving down the road and spotting a "girl car".....catch up and expect a hot chick to be driving.

/some random dude!

Anyone

When you drop any piece of food that you are really enjoying.

spankysue

Yesterday morning when I realised there was only enough coffee left for one cup and I had already shouted at my bf so gave it to him 'cause I felt bad, then thought I'd have a cup of tea instead, was out of tea bags

Lawrence1895

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

Boiled the kettle.

No tea-bags.

Could be worse...I boiled the kettle, no water in it :eek:

The Dagda

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No thanks. :-(

kingcobra

Killer Wench wrote: »

You ever have a moment of despair over the most inane things. This morning, I went into the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal. I poured the cereal into the bowl and then I poured the milk, only to have enough to cover 1/4th of the cereal. I feel wretched.

No I've something worse than that...when you have just enough cereal left to make a decent-sized bowl of cereal, and then after pouring the milk in about to happily eat a nice bowl of cereal, you get a terrible taste of sour milk

OneArt

The price of ginger went up.

Devo

Anyone

OneArt wrote: »

The price of ginger went up.

Devo

Its probably because they are getting rarer.

IM0

when you forget the jif lemon on pancake day

Unregistered.

When you're favourite thread gets locked

Killer Wench

When you are the grocery store and there are only two checkout lanes open. You see one line is shorter than the other and you go join that line. You move along in the line and check the other line to see that it is still longer. You are the next person to be checked-out and the person before pulls out ten reduced price items that don't have proper stickers, and the check-out person calls someone to check on the prices. You watch the other line breeze past.

Ranicand

Flushed the loo and the water came up but nothing went down I was gutted.

Gummy Panda

When I thought that Bryce preferred Van Patten's business card to mine

Sinfonia

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Or, you could be one sock down while leaving the bathroom.

Would a sock flush, or is an 'in the bin/out the window' job?

Sinfonia

Killer Wench wrote: »

When you are the grocery store

I hate when I'm the grocery store. :P

Truncheon Rouge

Killer Wench wrote: »

I poured the cereal into the bowl and then I poured the milk, only to have enough to cover 1/4th of the cereal. I feel wretched.

Cheer up op, could have been worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFDQolLGhfg

Lokie

When you have fags, but no lighter

Boombastic

Weed but no skins


In the Netherlands of course

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sinfonia wrote: »

Would a sock flush, or is an 'in the bin/out the window' job?

Ceiling job.

Killer Wench

Sinfonia wrote: »

I hate when I'm the grocery store. :P

*Throws a shoe*

RikkFlair

When you turn on the telly hoping for some interesting/stimulating viewing, and its the Voice of Ireland

HondaSami

Wine and no corkscrew.

ilovesleep

I prayed to St.Jude during the week who's the saint of all things despaired of and a small tiny step & movement forward happened. Yah.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

10,000 spoons and all I need is a knife

Super-Rush

mikemac1 wrote: »

Stubbing your toe in the bathroom

Pain worse then childbirth

I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Super-Rush wrote: »

I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

I raise you a zip full of foreskin.

foxinsox

Super-Rush wrote: »

I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!

Dwork

Super-Rush wrote: »

I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.

fussyonion

Going to make a sandwich and finding the bread is stale..This happens a lot with Brennan's and I'm forced to either eat said stale bread or forgo it.

thiarfearr

When you order a plain cheeseburger only to find it laden with gherkins

Boombastic

Dwork wrote: »

I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.

I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


I cried

Praetorian Saighdiuir

foxinsox wrote: »

I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!

I raise you zipping forskin while Riverdancing on that Lego, stamping on that plug...


...and then getting a papercut under your fingernail.

Boombastic

fussyonion wrote: »

Going to make a sandwich and finding the bread is stale..This happens a lot with Brennan's and I'm forced to either eat said stale bread or forgo it.

Toast it;)

Dwork

Boombastic wrote: »

I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


I cried

Sorry, I fold:D

Doobs

When your laptop is running on battery power and you hear it beep, when the battery is running low. It kills a little part of me every time a realize i have to leave my comfy chair beside the fire to go plug in my laptop. One of the many first world problems i suffer from !

Boombastic

Doobs wrote: »

When your laptop is running on battery power and you hear it beep, when the battery is running low. It kills a little part of me every time a realize i have to leave my comfy chair beside the fire to go plug in my laptop. One of the many first world problems i suffer from !

And just as you are plugging it in, cm's away from the socket, it dies

HondaSami

Super-Rush wrote: »

I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

I raise you a zip full of foreskin.

foxinsox wrote: »

I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!

Dwork wrote: »

I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.

Boombastic wrote: »

I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


I cried

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

I raise you zipping forskin while Riverdancing on that Lego, stamping on that plug...


...and then getting a papercut under your fingernail.

Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

HondaSami wrote: »

Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

Id rather the plug.

Dwork

HondaSami wrote: »

Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

Not sure. If you are a re-reg of Honda-sam, the babe, then yes. If not, then no.:p

Boombastic

HondaSami wrote: »

Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

Yes please snuffle, snuffle



And can you tell my dog it's not a game I play and there is no need for him to keep trying to lick my bum when I'm trying to console myself

Crea

Getting up in the morning
I'm not depressed or anything but I HATE mornings. I could easily stay in bed half the day but the kids come in and jump on my head. Then again if I do stay in bed half the day I feel guilty for wasting the day. I really love my bed.

nbar12

no cereal in the house yesterday morning other than one packet of porridge. poured in the milk and popped it into the microwave, made a quick cuppa while it was in there and the milk curdled, sickened I had destroyed my only chance of a bit of breakfast but because I'm such a sick bástard I ate it anyway and it tasted terrible

HondaSami

Dwork wrote: »

Not sure. If you are a re-reg of Honda-sam, the babe, then yes. If not, then no.:p

Boombastic wrote: »

Yes please snuffle, snuffle



And can you tell my dog it's not a game I play and there is no need for him to keep trying to lick my bum when I'm trying to console myself

Hondasam would say fcuking weirdos.

I would say there there hugs all round.
super rush will have a **** fit in a minute