Older Women.

fortuneteller

Cavehill Red wrote: »

How many wills do you hope to be named in, OP? Because I can see no other good reason for this.

I do it purely because im turned on by older women...I never asked any of them for anything, some have sent me money but i wont accept it...It;s a labour of love but i don't love any of them i just fcuk them..:)

Why can't I stop reading this thread?? FT you have quite a creative brain coupled with a good sense of humour, that is the only way I'll be able to sleep tonight!

passremarkable

stankratz wrote: »

Why can't I stop reading this thread?? FT you have quite a creative brain coupled with a good sense of humour, that is the only way I'll be able to sleep tonight!

Horny would have been my description

fortuneteller

Bedtime for me..
thanks a mill for the replies.. ZIMMERMAN

Howjoe1

fortuneteller wrote: »

I do it purely because im turned on by older women...I never asked any of them for anything, some have sent me money but i wont accept it...It;s a labour of love but i don't love any of them i just fcuk them..:)

Life is short FT.

Do you ever feel like, old age is creeping up on you?;)

HondaSami

fortuneteller wrote: »

Bedtime for me..
thanks a mill for the replies.. ZIMMERMAN

You going down on any auld one tonight?

yohan the great

fortuneteller wrote: »

Honestly i cant say i ever needed it some have been widowed and would be dripping literally...i kid youz not..Rarely came across a dry one...Funny thing though ..Most of these women but not all either are english, or spent time there.

You are the opposite of a paedo

Howjoe1

There's no way FT has gone to bed. He'll be up watching the Oscars until the early hours:

Best Actress Nominations:

"Amour's 85-year-old Emmanuelle Riva is the oldest best actress Oscar nominee in history, breaking Jessica Tandy's record for Driving Miss Daisy ..."

Cavehill Red

yohan the great wrote: »

You are the opposite of a paedo

Gerontophile is the technical term. I prefer durty bastard though.

Sauve

I'm simultaneously hoping this thread will get locked soon, while eagerly reading every update.
I feel so sick, and can't stop....

KyussBishop

Cavehill Red wrote: »

How many wills do you hope to be named in, OP? Because I can see no other good reason for this.

The OP could be like Max Bialystock from The Producers, except signing up for the ladies wills:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVWzEebfSs

--LOS--

fortuneteller wrote: »

To be honest im not bothered about that , but most like you to slip a finger in there...if im asked or its hinted i'll gladly do it ..but without a johnny its dangerous ...a thumb in there then your in the other normally does the trick

but you don't 'skin up' otherwise, wow the ignorance

Smidge

Sauve wrote: »

I'm simultaneously hoping this thread will get locked soon, while eagerly reading every update.
I feel so sick, and can't stop....

When I first read this thread I thought "Oh fcuk, I know the OP":eek:
Did a bit of snooping and turns out its not the person I was thinking of.
So goes to show FT is not the only one into this.

dark crystal

Sauve wrote: »

I'm simultaneously hoping this thread will get locked soon, while eagerly reading every update.
I feel so sick, and can't stop....

Ah no! This has legendary thread written all over it!

Sauve

dark crystal wrote: »

Ah no! This has legendary thread written all over it!

I know I know! That's why I can't stop looking.

OP is gone to bed though - wonder is he gone alone :eek:

Cereal Number

Tags tags tags, get them while theyre hot and unallocated!

Cavehill Red

Sauve wrote: »

I know I know! That's why I can't stop looking.

OP is gone to bed though - wonder is he gone alone :eek:

He's on the Ovaltine run. Or else turning on the electric blanket. He might be back in a bit after the oul doll has had her suppertime 69.

1ZRed

Just today I was saying to myself I was in the mood to give the girls a try again sometime. Then I read this. I got to page 6.

Thanks OP.

4,000th post on GILFs ffs!

Smidge

1ZRed wrote: »

Just today I was saying to myself I was in the mood to give the girls a try again sometime. Then I read this. I got to page 6.

Thanks OP.

Hey Red, is this common in the "gheyworld"?
I mean to chase Granda's? (not you of course:))

1ZRed

Smidge wrote: »

Hey Red, is this common in the "gheyworld"?
I mean to chase Granda's? (not you of course:))

Eh, no different from what straight people do in fairness, so that'd be a slim minority for everyone -I hope.

Actually with a bigger drinking/scene culture it's actually more a young man's game. I've heard lads messing saying once they're over 30 they might as well be dead.

Smidge

1ZRed wrote: »

Eh, no different from what straight people do in fairness, so that'd be a slim minority for everyone -I hope.

Actually with a bigger drinking/scene culture it's actually more a young man's game. I've heard lads messing saying once they're over 30 they might as well be dead.

Was curious thats all:D

Have gay friends, but all are either married or in v.long term relationships so they are not on the dating scene any more.

recyclebin

I'm calling bull on this thread. The OP is talking about 80 year olds using webcams!! Also looked at his other posts. He has a 10 year old child.

HondaSami

recyclebin wrote: »

I'm calling bull on this thread. The OP is talking about 80 year olds using webcams!! Also looked at his other posts. He has a 10 year old child.

I wonder which of the auld ones is the granny?

flanders1979

fortuneteller wrote: »

yes sometimes the conversation can be boring but i try to usher them up stairs to the bed room that always must be warm...i met a 65 year old last year that insisted on sex on our second meeting ..thats fine by me but we were on a beach...so we found a sand dune...she was soacking wet out through her jeans...you could see it... great experience i must admit..

Piss

ziggy23

Car crash of a thread I want to look away but I can't! Why do I keep thinking about that old lady in titanic ridin though :-(

full_irish

Smidge wrote: »

For some reason the expression "Looking for a pen in the Albert Hall" sprung to mind when he was talking about the older ladies!

"Shaking a stick in a wheelie bin"

"Waving a flag in a stadium"

ziggy23

full_irish wrote: »

"Shaking a stick in a wheelie bin"

"Waving a flag in a stadium"

Throwing a sausage up O'Connell street :-D

Cavehill Red

full_irish wrote: »

"Shaking a stick in a wheelie bin"

"Waving a flag in a stadium"

Throwing a sausage up O'Connell Street, etc, etc.

EDIT: I see Ziggy beat me to that Golden Oldie. Surprise FortuneTeller wasn't in there with it first tbh.

padd b1975

fortuneteller wrote: »

and of course no skinning up!

Kinda worked that one out already.

Jamie Starr

This guy reads the dating column and the obituaries.

Cypher_sounds

OP you must be up to your eyes on Viagra or something to that extent, surely.

fortuneteller

recyclebin wrote: »

I'm calling bull on this thread. The OP is talking about 80 year olds using webcams!! Also looked at his other posts. He has a 10 year old child.

Hey Now! wheither i have a 10 year old child or not is irrelevant....
you make it sound like something illegal or immoral im doing.....
As far as they are concerned they are just friends of mine.
There is no alcohol present as most of this takes place during the day while the kids are at school.Im making some very lonley women very happy and i can see their confidence increase after just a few visits.Some have gone on to have other partners and thanked me for reigniting something in them that they thought was dead and buried.
Im deadly serious about this, and don't see why it's such a big deal.

BBDBB

good for you OP (and good for the old ladies)

Anyone

Lol, ok each to their own and all that......just a question OP, do you have to give them a 20 minute headstart so the stairlift has time to get them up stairs?

howamidifferent

Anyone wrote: »

Lol, ok each to their own and all that......just a question OP, do you have to give them a 20 minute headstart so the stairlift has time to get them up stairs?

Brilliant

howamidifferent

@OP Do you ask them to have sex with you or do you sweetly whisper that you'd like to make love with them

Sergeant

He brings them to a talkie first, before giving them a lift home on the bar of his high nelly. Sticks on a Perry Como record on the turntable, and lets the magic happen.

fortuneteller

howamidifferent wrote: »

@OP Do you ask them to have sex with you or do you sweetly whisper that you'd like to make love with them

you would be surprised at how forward they are..im a shy person believe it or not...but i think we are all aware whats going on..with a new woman it normally takes 3 or 4 meetings before you bed them, but its always worth it

fortuneteller

Anyone wrote: »

Lol, ok each to their own and all that......just a question OP, do you have to give them a 20 minute headstart so the stairlift has time to get them up stairs?

most are fitter than i am,

padd b1975

howamidifferent wrote: »

@OP Do you ask them to have sex with you or do you sweetly whisper that you'd like to make love with them

Not if she has taken her hearing aid out.

Anyone

Try this next time OP, when they are approaching the moment of climax, play the theme music from Countdown.

fortuneteller

Forgot to mention i popped a 70 year old virgin before christmas.
she has been married 42 years and never managed sex due to some vaganism problem or something...sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
usual story seperate bedrooms and husband in ill health so i was only too happy to oblige..glad it was in her bed though..as there was blood everywhere

HondaSami

fortuneteller wrote: »

Forgot to mention i popped a 70 year old virgin before christmas.
she has been married 42 years and never managed sex due to some vaganism problem or something...sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
usual story seperate bedrooms and husband in ill health so i was only too happy to oblige..glad it was in her bed though..as there was blood everywhere

A bit to far now, you are losing the run of yourself FT.

Czarcasm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I'm gonna be sick. 74? Were they not dryer than Ghandi's sandal?

Fùck you NC, never should've opened this thread while drinking my morning coffee! I'm after destroying my shirt! :pac:

Sauve

fortuneteller wrote: »

she has been married 42 years and never managed sex due to some vaganism problem or something...sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.

Ah now you just ruined it :mad:

Super hoop

Fair play OP. Each to there own!!

fortuneteller

Indeed and nobody happier than me that i have very little or no competition

johnayo

This thread is wrong in so many ways. Without doubt its a troll.

Super hoop

fortuneteller wrote: »

Indeed and nobody happier than me that i have very little or no competition

I like older women myself,though not on your scale.all started when i was 21 and i met an English girl in Dublin.she was 33(she seemed so old when).Was a great period in my life.taught me a few tricks,and paid for me to visit her in London a good few times.not been with a woman younger than me,since!!

fortuneteller

johnayo wrote: »

This thread is wrong in so many ways. Without doubt its a troll.

Im no Troll, i was just interested to see if i was the only one that was interested in this subject,, which going by the posts im not.