Older Women.

ColeTrain

7 7 12 wrote: »

Try the nursing home during the day, bingo in the evening.

Can just imagine the op lifting these confused frail women outta their wheel chairs saying "ye,re coming with me"

Standard Toaster

This thread is still going!
Quick, someone bury a safe or something.

jimmy180sx

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

So a cradle snatcher is someone that does young ones, so what is the opposite that we can apply to FT ?

- Best before date dater?

- geriatric jockey ?

- Bingo player bonker?




:P

Tomb Raider

Slutmonkey57b

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

This is better than the safe thread.

No way.

Firstly, nobody wants pictures.

Secondly, the OP already got into the rusty old box.

mccarthy37

I suppose the next best boast to granny fanny is someone to say" I'm riding dead people".
Hey OP do they shout bingo when they come.

pickarooney

Hmm, Senta Berger... I think I'd probably be tempted.

CuppaCocoa

Does anyone else find the whole sordid thing very sad? These women are risking their health by having unprotected sex with a gigolo. They may not have any respect for themselves but I think you owe it to them to protect them.

BUBBLE WRAP

jimmy180sx wrote: »

Tomb Raider

HAHA now THAT! was brilliant.

Call Me Jimmy

lilybarlean wrote: »

Does anyone else find the whole sordid thing very sad? These women are risking their health by having unprotected sex with a gigolo. They may not have any respect for themselves but I think you owe it to them to protect them.

Harsh. Harsh but fair :P

fortuneteller

stoneill wrote: »

Each to their own - if fortuneteller want to do the older women, let him be, no harm to anyone.
And he's getting the Nat King Cole on a regular basis.
Let's see how you all feel when you are in your 60's and 70's. You may be old, but your not ready to die.

well said that person!;)

fortuneteller

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

What's the kinkiest thing you've been asked to do by an older lady?

One 72 year old insisted in wearing her knee high black boots boots,while been taken on the couch beside a picture of her kids, all of which are older than me

fortuneteller

danslevent wrote: »

Fortune teller you never answered my question about a lover passing away. I wasn't making a joke and being like "during sex hahah" I meant genuinely, have they? And if so, how have you felt? I'm just curious! It must be weird knowing that death really is their next big milestone in their life, other than your visits of course :P

we all pass away, its part of life i've lost only 1 so far

IM0

well there is a possible angle on this, one day he can say he ****ed someone to death, and mean it

IM0

fortuneteller wrote: »

we all pass away, its part of life i've lost only 1 so far

shes probably wandering aimlessly through fields somewhere

dttq

fortuneteller wrote: »

I'm 46 and for the last number of years i have been having sexual relations with a number of older women...By this i mean women as old as 74...Just wondered is this a new trend or am i on my own here...either way i don't mind...:)

Op, this must be your idea of heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nk9vSx7nE0

Genghiz Cohen

fortuneteller wrote: »

One 72 year old insisted in wearing her knee high black boots boots,while been taken on the couch beside a picture of her kids, all of which are older than me

Thanks for replying.... I guess.....=|

KamiKazeKitten

fortuneteller wrote: »

One 72 year old insisted in wearing her knee high black boots boots,while been taken on the couch beside a picture of her kids, all of which are older than me

:eek: Oh why can't I stop reading...

books4sale

AhahahAHHHAAHAAHA!

is this you fortuneteller?

http://dickflash.com/f8/possibilities-diane-39086/

Dejvice

I guess fortunteller is simply a wind up merchant........not because he/she/it is into older women but more like he/she/it gets a kick out of people replying to his thread. He/she/it is a voyeur and likes the attention and reading about other peoples experience and what people think of him/her/it and his non existant fetish.

I refer to 'him'/'her'/'it' because most likely what lies beneath the OP is a cross dresser.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dejvice wrote: »

I guess fortunteller is simply a wind up merchant........not because he/she/it is into older women but more like he/she/it gets a kick out of people replying to his thread. He/she/it is a voyeur and likes the attention and reading about other peoples experience and what people think of him/her/it and his non existant fetish.

I refer to 'him'/'her'/'it' because most likely what lies beneath the OP is a cross dresser.

I dunno....I saw him ride my granny. She couldn't walk afterwards. Mind you, she couldn't walk before hand either. Just spends her time rolling around trying to pull 40 odd year olds.

Dejvice

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

I dunno....I saw him ride my granny. She couldn't walk afterwards. Mind you, she couldn't walk before hand either. Just spends her time rolling around trying to pull 40 odd year olds.

Good for you, amazing, you must be really proud you saw it and then write about it. No end to artificial intelligence......is their.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dejvice wrote: »

Good for you, amazing, you must be really proud you saw it and then write about it. No end to artificial intelligence......is their.

You seem to have an abundance of intelligence anyway, good for you buddy!

Enjoy the internet....plenty of interesting sites out there for ya!

Dejvice

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

You seem to have an abundance of intelligence anyway, good for you buddy!

Enjoy the internet....plenty of interesting sites out there for ya!

That is so kind. Your kindness amazes me. Really, it does.
With 8000posts in cc 4 years you must be so experienced using the Internet. Again, thanks for the tip about so many interesting sites.......do you have a few suggestions what sites I could visit?

Ruudi_Mentari

@ 0:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzWrgcACrPo

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dejvice wrote: »

That is so kind. Your kindness amazes me. Really, it does.
With 8000posts in cc 4 years you must be so experienced using the Internet. Again, thanks for the tip about so many interesting sites.......do you have a few suggestions what sites I could visit?

Why thank you, we are a kind bunch here in AH.

I take immense enjoyment at your easily amazed nature. Make sure you visit "Cool vids, pics & links"......plenty there to keep you amused.

I am very experienced at using the internet.

Dejvice

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Why thank you, we are a kind bunch here in AH.

I take immense enjoyment at your easily amazed nature. Make sure you visit "Cool vids, pics & links"......plenty there to keep you amused.

I am very experienced at using the internet.

The "Cool vids, pics & links" is that based on your infinite experience using it? What experience you have...amazing...the mind boggles at the thought.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dejvice wrote: »

The "Cool vids, pics & links" is that based on your infinite experience using it? What experience you have...amazing...the mind boggles at the thought.

Yes...amazing...

Dejvice

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Yes...amazing...

No more 'experience' to share with us minions?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dejvice wrote: »

No more 'experience' to share with us minions?

Yes

Madam_X

lilybarlean wrote: »

Does anyone else find the whole sordid thing very sad? These women are risking their health by having unprotected sex with a gigolo. They may not have any respect for themselves but I think you owe it to them to protect them.

If it's true, they're - very much - grown women though. They have a say in the matter too.

TeddyTedson

fortuneteller wrote: »

I'm 46 and for the last number of years i have been having sexual relations with a number of older women...By this i mean women as old as 74...Just wondered is this a new trend or am i on my own here...either way i don't mind...:)

That's soooo gross dude!
The thought of a 46 year old having sex is just....ugh!

CuppaCocoa

Madam_X wrote: »

If it's true, they're - very much - grown women though. They have a say in the matter too.

But they're obviously not saying it. They're so desperate for attention that they'll take the risk of unprotected sex.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

lilybarlean wrote: »

But they're obviously not saying it. They're so desperate for attention that they'll take the risk of unprotected sex.

They are in their 70's....that's probably the least of their worries!

CuppaCocoa

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

They are in their 70's....that's probably the least of their worries!

Er, STDs?

Cungi

lilybarlean wrote: »

Er, STDs?

I think Praetorian is trying to say they're more worried about the Grim Reaper than a dose of the clap

Steve O

Jaysus I hope the OP doesn't do the meals on wheels deliveries.

"Would ya like a birra sausage with ya mash luv?"

:pac:

daisybelle2008

lilybarlean wrote: »

But they're obviously not saying it. They're so desperate for attention that they'll take the risk of unprotected sex.

You don't know that. More likely FT is being taking advantage of by all these horny granny's, he'll probably pop his clogs before any of them, running himself ragged trying to keep them all happy

Pug160

Older women are generally much more confident and content with their sexuality than younger girls in my experience - although I'm talking about any woman over 30.

mackg

Pug160 wrote: »

Older women are generally much more confident and content with their sexuality than younger girls in my experience - although I'm talking about any woman over 30.

Might have been true in the past but I don't think so now, obviously everyone is different and some people will be like that but an awful lot of girls under 25 these days are very comfortable with their sexuality.

EDIT: Enough of the serious talk, can we get back to the sordid details please?

fortuneteller

Had one over today she is 69, husband dead 7 years..Hadn't seen her since before christmas as she was visiting her kids in canada...or so she said..Well she arrived at mine today off the train,...free pass of course and she is carrying a bag...A present for moi...i exclaimed..smiling.. ;0

YES A BIG BOTTLE OF jACK DANIELS!

Took her home..heat on , music on, bed warm,,but i didn't make it that far
she started blowing me in the kitchen, so the Dinner table is as far as i got.!
she exploded after only a few shunts...god...i thought this is an easy gig..
Toe in and Tongue out ..:)

humberklog

lilybarlean wrote: »

Er, STDs?

Er...medical card?

passremarkable

fortuneteller wrote: »

Had one over today she is 69, husband dead 7 years..Hadn't seen her since before christmas as she was visiting her kids in canada...or so she said..Well she arrived at mine today off the train,...free pass of course and she is carrying a bag...A present for moi...i exclaimed..smiling.. ;0

YES A BIG BOTTLE OF jACK DANIELS!

Took her home..heat on , music on, bed warm,,but i didn't make it that far
she started blowing me in the kitchen, so the Dinner table is as far as i got.!
she exploded after only a few shunts...god...i thought this is an easy gig..
Toe in and Tongue out ..:)

Nice work FT !
Did you have dessert afterwards

fortuneteller

Yes but it was in the chineese later tonight..I packed her off on the 2.30 train...She just text me..she wants to come again tomorrow...Phew!
May have to take a lad on if this keeps up,as i have another regular booked...:(

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Do ya ever have a bit of foreplay?

Like, join the liver spots. Im sure there are some cool shapes to be made.

mccarthy37

fortuneteller wrote: »

Had one over today she is 69, husband dead 7 years..Hadn't seen her since before christmas as she was visiting her kids in canada...or so she said..Well she arrived at mine today off the train,...free pass of course and she is carrying a bag...A present for moi...i exclaimed..smiling.. ;0

YES A BIG BOTTLE OF jACK DANIELS!

Took her home..heat on , music on, bed warm,,but i didn't make it that far
she started blowing me in the kitchen, so the Dinner table is as far as i got.!
she exploded after only a few shunts...god...i thought this is an easy gig..
Toe in and Tongue out ..:)

What happened did she sh*t herself

passremarkable

fortuneteller wrote: »

Yes but it was in the chineese later tonight..I packed her off on the 2.30 train...She just text me..she wants to come again tomorrow...Phew!
May have to take a lad on if this keeps up,as i have another regular booked...:(

Sorry no can do, out of my age limit, any young ones to spare let me know, hate to leave a Lad hanging:D

campo

Make it stop please........

Praetorian Saighdiuir

This thread would be better with a scoring system.

OP could post a pic of his conquest of the day and rate her out of 10 in an elaborate "Inbetweeners" manner.

fortuneteller

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

This thread would be better with a scoring system.

OP could post a pic of his conquest of the day and rate her out of 10 in an elaborate "Inbetweeners" manner.

My dolls only perform for the SILVER screen...:D
No pictures