The Late Late Show 01/03/13

Harry Angstrom

grey_so_what wrote: »

It's not so easy now for students looking for supports these days - Mr. T is just treating this as a "pat on the back" interview instead of some blunt questions to a politician.

Way too much soft-soaping. He should be treated like any other politician.

C.K Dexter Haven

Doom wrote: »

Bill is in the back going on about he is 120% blind himself...been from the tenements and all.

Oh, lets just get the whole story aired. It's better that way:


FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was right.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye, 'e was.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
Cardboard box?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Aye.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!

JonathanAnon

Apparently it was Martin who told Mary Mitchell O'Connor how to find the exit out of the Dáil...

cofy

Martin is very lighthearted and positive when talking about his very serious sight impediment. Seems like a decent and good humoured guy.

Lemmy Scott

donfers wrote: »

why doesn't rte try to get a better calibre of guests for their flagship show - when was the last time a real a-lister appeared on the show?

Bono gave a harley to gay

Harry Angstrom

He'd get more sense out of a potted plant than he would out of Phil Hogan.

Welsh Megaman

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

JonathanAnon

LOTS more?? *looks at (Transformers+calculator+digital) watch*

jluv

The first real laugh I had tonight! Phil Hogan turned out to be a potted plant:D The nicest thing said about him in a long time..

Lemmy Scott

surely another rte head found hanging around the canteen.

Lady Chatterton

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Way too much soft-soaping. He should be treated like any other politician.

I agree, it was a real soft focus interview. Having said that, I think that politicians belong on programmes like Primetime/Vincent Browne, they've no business being on a Friday night 'Entertainment' Show.

Hitchens

Tub's seems to have given up on that old mingling with the audience shtick that he used to do in previous LLS seasons

Atlantic Dawn

Think its Bernie Dunne up next.

Carlow2011

Is it over yet?

Duckworth_Luas

Lemmy Scott wrote: »

Havent seen a milkman in awhile are they still going?

Not sure but I have seen a lot of hairy babies around!

COYW

longshanks wrote: »

Mila Kunis is on Graham Norton.

Skin tight trousers.

Christ....

Might flick over to review Graham's interviewing technique so ......

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Think its Bernie Dunne up next.

For what, is he still speaking Irish?

Lemmy Scott

I heard ben from fair city will be on after this crap

Lady Chatterton

Oh God, I hate this

Welsh Megaman

Andy Serkis on the far right!

locum-motion

Lucifer's on the right!

grey_so_what

MrsD......With HA, JA and WM..........

You never said you old dogs!!!

Have you been "tweeting" from the Green Room?????:):):)

jeemojney

Is that what General Zod and his pals are up to know, always wondered

JonathanAnon

Is that Kevin Kilbane on the left?

leahyl

An aul episode of father ted never fails to cheer me up! :-)

Harry Angstrom

Yer man on the left looks like Michael Collins and yer man on the right looks like Sean Moncrieff with hair and a goatee.

cofy

The main singers high notes are very grating.

Cardinal Richelieu

MrsD007 wrote: »

I agree, it was a real soft focus interview. Having said that, I think that politicians belong on programmes like Primetime/Vincent Browne, they've no business being on a Friday night 'Entertainment' Show.

But then we would't have had Pee Flynn famous interview.

leahyl

Omg Cass is on Father Ted!

Howjoe1

shiite


when will the pain stop:mad:

Lemmy Scott

worst song I ever heard.

grey_so_what

*****runs for cover********

:D:D:D

locum-motion

Andy Serkis as Lucifer!

JonathanAnon

leahyl wrote: »

Omg Cass is on Father Ted!

Have you swopped medication with Bill Cullen, Leah?

Lemmy Scott

leahyl wrote: »

Omg Cass is on Father Ted!

jaysus

Howjoe1

ah good night

C.K Dexter Haven

grey_so_what wrote: »

I'd have done it in ten given the quality before me........;):p

3 in 10. WOW that's quick :eek:

namloc1980

Is this the worst guest list ever?

grey_so_what

Drive across America?.......That'll do me............

Lemmy Scott

what complete muck served up by rte tonight.

jeemojney

namloc1980 wrote: »

Is this the worst guest list ever?

possibly, since last week ananyway

The Pontiac

namloc1980 wrote: »

Is this the worst guest list ever?

This is one of better ones, believe it or not!

leahyl

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Have you swopped medication with Bill Cullen, Leah?

Cass from Fair City on Father Ted now! I never noticed it was him until now!

Mountainsandh

Sorry did anyone catch the name of the singers ?

CH3OH

Thank God for subtitles

darlett

I just dont want to listen to this mouth talking about his trip over USA on a bike. Im taking 5 over with Jude and Judi and Mila.

grey_so_what

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

3 in 10. WOW that's quick :eek:[/QUOTE

I get bored very quickly CK.....10 is generous.

JonathanAnon

leahyl wrote: »

Cass from Fair City on Father Ted now! I never noticed it was him until now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrX5MfNedM

Cardinal Richelieu

If Tubs wants to talk to ex boxers he should just book Steve Collins, Chris Eubank and Nigel Benn.

Harry Angstrom

leahyl wrote: »

Omg Cass is on Father Ted!

Keep it to yourself. I don't think Benedict Emeritus could take any more of those sort of revelations.

Lady Chatterton

Cardinal Richelieu wrote: »

But then we would't have had Pee Flynn famous interview.

The master (Gaybo) has retired, so we're unlikely to see interviews like that again