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Rules for The Island

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  • #102
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    It sounds like Sharia minus the religious bit.


  • #103
    IceFjoem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    For what it's worth, if it were my island, I'd outlaw the charging of interest on loans. I'd also outlaw the use of fiat currencies.


  • #104
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    All Ze authors of dissendent and anti Island propaganda have been noted mein kommondant and handed over to ze appropriate authority.....




    I do a great Angela Merkel and am available for childrens parties, bar mitzvahs and weddings, special rates for corporates


  • #105
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The internet will be a problem. The peasants might find out we're repressing them. It will have to be banned outright with only trusted party officials and those in the politburo having access.


  • #106
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    The internet will be a problem. The peasants might find out we're repressing them. It will have to be banned outright with only trusted party officials and those in the politburo having access.

    Are left handed people allowed in ?


  • #107
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    mattjack wrote: »

    Are left handed people allowed in ?
    I dont want to speak for glorious leader but no, no freaks.


  • #108
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    mattjack wrote: »
    Are left handed people allowed in ?

    I hope so or else I'm destined for some form of gulag. :(


  • #109
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    gallag wrote: »
    I dont want to speak for glorious leader but no, no freaks.

    I'm from a warrior clan of left handed people.
    You could be first to be assassinated on the Island.


  • #110
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    mattjack wrote: »

    I'm from a warrior clan of left handed people.
    You could be first to be assassinated on the Island.
    You sir are an abomination! Also gingers should not be welcomed.


  • #111
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    mattjack wrote: »
    I'm from a warrior clan of left handed people.
    You could be first to be assassinated on the Island.

    We'll start a left handed Mafia, an underground organised crime group operating on the island with intentions of overthrowing Dear Leader and imposing left handed rule.


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  • #112
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    No whites, no turnips, no women drivers. Punch and pie every Thursday evening and movie night every Friday. Punch and pie is the only rule we're really strict about though.


  • #113
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    sfwcork wrote: »
    I dont want to be on a stupid gay island that is jealous of 5 european cups

    5? Is that all??? Thats why your people arent allowed.


  • #114
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If you don't want to live there you must be either lazy or a criminal

    Yeah, because who wouldn't want to live in a place with worse rules than Nazi Germany?

    On my Island we have freedom, Parties, booze and hookers...... who wants in?


  • #115
    Tom_Cruise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    Nurse earn a higher wage? For what exactly?


  • #116
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    OP, so no drugs at all? Coffee, alcohol etc? or do you only mean the big bad ole drugs like weed and coke?
    Wont be even responding to that invitation. Sounds like a terrible place to be!


  • #117
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    Nurse earn a higher wage? For what exactly?

    Sexier uniforms.


  • #118
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,325 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Drugs for all.
    But no baked beans. i hate them


  • #119
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Grayson wrote: »
    Drugs for all.
    But no baked beans. i hate them
    But what will all the junkies eat, your just creating a problem right there.


  • #120
    CollardGreens
    Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭CollardGreens


    Wow, what a communist place! Sounds terrible, more like a prison camp.


    Y'all can come over to my island ~ it is an island where people are free to open their own business, have all the freedoms as long as they are not infringing on others. Gun ownership and lessons are required in case we get invaded by the OP's island ;)


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  • #121
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    We'll start a left handed Mafia, an underground organised crime group operating on the island with intentions of overthrowing Dear Leader and imposing left handed rule.


    Salutations Brother Deft.

    Your idea is good , but I propose a simpler plan.
    Chop off the right hand of everybody who'se not left handed.

    Brother Mattjack.


  • #122
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    lol well i like the fingerprint and tracking device at birth idea, thats a good idea but the rest is all a bit severe tbh OP :P
    Especially the no religion rule ahaha.


  • #123
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,325 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    gallag wrote: »
    But what will all the junkies eat, your just creating a problem right there.

    Free pringles. But not the paprika ones. They're silly.


  • #124
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    No pants


  • #125
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Anyone who commits a crime has to have an operation to put an extra finger on their hand.


  • #126
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Anyone who commits a crime has to have an operation to put an extra finger on their hand.

    Where will you get the extra fingers?


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  • #127
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Where will you get the extra fingers?
    I'll buy them from the OP.


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