Manliness, Sometime BC - 2013, RIP

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:50pm #1

I'm amazed how manliness has disintegrated over the past few decades.

Since when has the likes of Timothy Dalton etc. become less attractive than the pre-pubescent pube-less One Erection?

Now im not blaming women but......

I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.

RIP Manliness

krudler · 01-03-2013 5:52pm

Sean Connery is a bit a cunt to be fair. not sure advocating slapping your wife is what passes for manliness.

eviltwin · 01-03-2013 5:52pm

Cereal Number wrote: »

I'm amazed how manliness has disintegrated over the past few decades.

Since when has the likes of Timothy Dalton, Sean Connery etc. become less attractive than the pre-pubescent pube-less One Erection?

Now im not blaming women but......

I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.

RIP Manliness

Since when was James Bond manly?

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:53pm

eviltwin wrote: »

Since when was James Bond manly?

He can ride rings around him

Your argument is invalid

Nodin · 01-03-2013 5:53pm

....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?

humberklog · 01-03-2013 5:53pm

Sean Connery the actor was around in A.D not B.C.

super_furry · 01-03-2013 5:54pm

Donnie Osmond coexisted with Sean Connery.

One Direction coexist with Daniel Craig.

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:54pm

Nodin wrote: »

....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?

A real man

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:55pm

super_furry wrote: »

Donnie Osmond coexisted with Sean Connery.

One Direction coexist with Daniel Craig.

At least Osmonds balls had dropped at the stage he was entertaining

Nodin · 01-03-2013 5:55pm

Cereal Number wrote: »

A real man

That stuff will kill ye if ye over do it.

Drakares · 01-03-2013 5:55pm

Cereal Number wrote: »

I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.

You're referring to the same guy who let Edison steal his creations and successfully and falsly mock his alternating current while doing nothing about it?

super_furry · 01-03-2013 5:56pm

Cereal Number wrote: »

At least Osmonds balls had dropped at the stage he was entertaining

Really?

1ZRed · 01-03-2013 5:57pm

Was going to show off being super manly but I left my bootleg jeans and timberland boots behind me. Damn.

AnonoBoy · 01-03-2013 5:57pm

Fear not. Nick Offerman exists. We'll be fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37HXByCFyhg

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:57pm

super_furry wrote: »

Really?

You dont get teeth like that without having performed oral sex on dozens of milfs

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 5:59pm

Drakares wrote: »

You're referring to the same guy who let Edison steal his creations and successfully and falsly mock his alternating current while doing nothing about it?

He is still a hero

Edison would probably be wearing A+F gear if he were around today, and refer to rugby players by colloquial name BOD and other D4 arsholed-ness.

B.A._Baracus · 01-03-2013 5:59pm

The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:

SparkySpitfire · 01-03-2013 6:00pm

It's cos of metrosexuality. It's everywhere. Just walk into House of Fraser and see the men's cosmetic counters downstairs.

smash · 01-03-2013 6:01pm

In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!

Cereal Number · 01-03-2013 6:01pm

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:

You pity the fools?

AnonoBoy · 01-03-2013 6:02pm

smash wrote: »

In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!

Speak for yourself!

My name is URL · 01-03-2013 6:02pm

I have a penis

Nodin · 01-03-2013 6:04pm

smash wrote: »

In fairness, nobody likes a hairy arse!

....theres nothin wrong with a good hairy backside, a pair of y-fronts and a good belly.

Timmyctc · 01-03-2013 6:04pm

OP I agree. We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon" in order to return manliness to it's once prolific former glory.

Generic Dreadhead · 01-03-2013 6:07pm

Timmyctc wrote: »

OP I agree. We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon" in order to return manliness to it's once prolific former glory.

For some reason the1st thing that popped into my head was the King of the Town in Hardy Bucks

o1s1n · 01-03-2013 6:09pm

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

The way alot of young guys dress these days is a joke :pac:

Hair straightened, skinny jeans, a tshirt that looks like its made for a girl (lol) and you actually get some who do be throwing 'shapes' whilst walking. Trying to look hard.

You feel like saying to them "It took you two hours to get ready this morning!! and your gonna kick someone ass?" :pac:

You know that 'in look' with girls at the moment where they wear super short shorts and tights?

I heard someone mention recent that they saw a guy dressed like that in town.

I have no words.

smash · 01-03-2013 6:11pm

Timmyctc wrote: »

We should start some sort of "Man-a-thon"

Yep... totally doesn't sound homoerotic at all!

1ZRed · 01-03-2013 6:12pm

Nodin wrote: »

....theres nothin wrong with a good hairy backside, a pair of y-fronts and a good belly.

Muscles are manly, not beer bellies :P

I prefer having hair to being hairless. It's a turn off riding a completely hairless guy. Hair is masculine and hot.

I despise the metrosexual look and it makes shopping hard when 80% of things in topman make you look like a hipster or impossible to get passed your thighs.

Manliness isn't dressing in worn bootcut jeans while balding in a pub building up a gut tho -As much as I love the pub

Lads seem to go the total opposite of the metrosexual look thinking they're better for it but somewhere in the middle where it's normal is where it's at.

krudler · 01-03-2013 6:14pm

Nodin wrote: »

....just as a matter of interest.... what the fuck has tesla to do with it?

Tesla was awesome, that is all.

the culture of deference · 01-03-2013 6:14pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Muscles are manly, not beer bellies :P

I prefer having hair to being hairless and despise the metrosexual look. Makes shopping hard when 80% of things in topman make you look like a hipster or impossible to get passed your thighs.

Manliness isn't dressing in worn bootcut jeans while balding in a pub building up a gut -As much as I love the pub

Real men don't go shopping.

Timmyctc · 01-03-2013 6:15pm

smash wrote: »

Yep... totally doesn't sound homoerotic at all!

Well let me put this to you. What is manlier than a group of big strong men. In other men's company, Manning it up man style? If that's gay then heck. Maybe I'm gay too.

smash · 01-03-2013 6:16pm

Timmyctc wrote: »

Well let me put this to you. What is manlier than a group of big strong men. In other men's company, Manning it up man style? If that's gay then heck. Maybe I'm gay too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI

NegativeCreep · 01-03-2013 6:16pm

#SkinnyJeans4Lyf

1ZRed · 01-03-2013 6:17pm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

#SkinnyJeans4Lyf

Banned

Slim fit only

Timmyctc · 01-03-2013 6:21pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Banned

Slim fit only

Slim fit are great. They accentuate the manliness. Skinny jeans cut off circulation to the junk and then eventually it shrivels up and falls off.

smash · 01-03-2013 6:21pm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

#SkinnyJeans4Lyf

Do you wear those shirts with the tiny collars buttoned all the way to the top?

I really hate those!

seamus · 01-03-2013 6:23pm

Yes, because it's never been fashionable for men to dress flamboyantly and meticulously groom themselves.

It's funny that the word "gallant" which is used in a modern context to refer to someone who is the epitome of manliness, but originally described men who had more in common with One Direction rather than Bruce Willis.

1ZRed · 01-03-2013 6:25pm

smash wrote: »

Do you wear those shirts with the tiny collars buttoned all the way to the top?

I really hate those!

No, have you seen the deep scoop neck ones that some lads wear?

You'd nearly want to tell them to put them away. It's too much cleavage!

Go onto the topman site and look at all the shíte on it. I find it hilarious that some people think some of that stuff looks good

smash · 01-03-2013 6:28pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Go onto the topman site

God no. I'm not 15, so I don't shop in Topman. Or Jack and Jones for that matter.

Timmyctc · 01-03-2013 6:29pm

smash wrote: »

God no. I'm not 15, so I don't shop in Topman. Or Jack and Jones for that matter.

I go to Jack and Jones. But only to look at the fine women who work there. I like my women objectified and attempting to sell me metrosexual clothes. - Manliness

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 01-03-2013 6:30pm

Hey! Sure Tesla had long hair and wore skinny jeans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gklM1AiZX0s

o1s1n · 01-03-2013 6:31pm

seamus wrote: »

Yes, because it's never been fashionable for men to dress flamboyantly and meticulously groom themselves.

It's funny that the word "gallant" which is used in a modern context to refer to someone who is the epitome of manliness, but originally described men who had more in common with One Direction rather than Bruce Willis.

These modern guys with their skinny jeans and cleavage showing tops make classic dandies look like manly men :pac:

castletownman · 01-03-2013 6:32pm

Drink of choice: WD40

smash · 01-03-2013 6:33pm

castletownman wrote: »

Drink of choice: WD40

Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?

Timmyctc · 01-03-2013 6:35pm

smash wrote: »

Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?

Yes Please

castletownman · 01-03-2013 6:35pm

smash wrote: »

Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?

No I prefer the sweet must of Blackbeard's Delight

seven_eleven · 01-03-2013 6:37pm

Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

o1s1n · 01-03-2013 6:40pm

seven_eleven wrote: »

Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

The issue may sort itself out in a couple of generations.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/247826.php

1ZRed · 01-03-2013 6:40pm

seven_eleven wrote: »

Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

Slim jeans don't do that. They're just straight down with no extra material that bootcut jeans have.

Skinny and "spray on skinny" (fuk me if that's the new thing) makes you look like that.

mackg · 01-03-2013 6:44pm

Men's skinny jeans are loose around the crotch. Punks were wearing skinny jeans 35 years ago. I remember reading an interview with someone from one of the '77 punk bands going on about peoples attitudes to them wearing ear rings and skinny jeans. It was along the lines of " *dumb bloke voice* is it a fella or a girl? I can't tell these days haw haw haw". Nice to see the spirit of that dumb bloke lives on.

mackg · 01-03-2013 6:52pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Slim jeans don't do that. They're just straight down with no extra material that bootcut jeans have.

Skinny and "spray on skinny" (fuk me if that's the new thing) makes you look like that.

flare>bootcut>straight>slim>skinny

I think stretch skinny is even tighter than skinny but I'm not sure.

Manliness, Sometime BC - 2013, RIP

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