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Pigeon Rant

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  • 02-03-2013 6:50pm
    #1
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Pigeons in Dublin are so rude. I was walking home from work the other morning morning and one swooped down from above and landed bang on my face. Everyone around me was laughing too to rub it in.

    Can I report this pigeon to the Gardai for assault?


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Haha

    Ha


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    #3
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,072 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Yes

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #4
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I know a good pidgeon detective if you're interested. He specializes in homing pidgeons, the kind that attacked you at a guess.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I don't usually mind when there is a bird on my face.


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    #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Them mad pigeons should stay in their nests :p


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    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,079 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Definately report it. I'd expect that pigeon to receive a very long sentence for serious fowl play.


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    #8
    Shedite27
    Registered Users Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭Shedite27


    Rats with wings!


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    #9
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I'm offended that this was moved to the cuckoos nest, we're talking about pidgeons here.


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    I'm offended that this was moved to the cuckoos nest

    It's a promotion I reckon.


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    #11
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It's a promotion I reckon.

    One for the birds.


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    #12
    Sarky
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    Pigeons gonna pige.


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    #13
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    catch+the+pigeon.jpg

    They are not to be trusted.


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    #14
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Guinness actually tastes like shite.


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