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Traces of faeces in Ikea desserts

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  • #52
    IM0
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    well thats one hell of a thread title to catch attention!


  • #53
    Dyr
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    Does a camel sh*t in the dessert?


  • #54
    IM0
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    wait I thought they made furniture, and home supplies :confused:


  • #55
    IM0
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    Bambi wrote: »
    Does a camel sh*t in the dessert?

    no but bears DO shit in the woods


  • #56
    Calibos
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    Just tell the Chinese that its Swedish Brown Bear Colon **** or Scando/Siberian Wolf/Tiger **** and is said to improve virility and they'll order a fcuk tonne more instead of sending it back.


  • #57
    Gbear
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    Typical bollocks written in the media.

    The actual amount of information given in that article is minimal.

    What does "high levels" mean? Without any actual numbers we're just dealing with standard yuck-response driven waffle.

    Bizarre notion around that we live in a "clean" environment, whatever the **** that's supposed to mean.

    I'd say if you could see **** particles you'd see a layer of them covering every square inch of your house, pets, car, face and floating in the air you breathe.


  • #58
    2Mad2BeMad
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    look at it this way
    it will go right through ya and fill ya ah the same time :D less fat also :P


  • #59
    Scruffles
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Plop tarts anybody?

    /gets coat
    better sterilise that coat to,its probably covered in trace amounts of faecal matter,mine is covered in chicken claptrap.


  • #60
    C.K Dexter Haven
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    I guess they should stick to furniture making and leave the food production to the likes of Findus, Birds-eye, Tesco:pac::pac::pac:


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  • #61
    Ruudi_Mentari
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    Here's mud, in your mississipi mud pie what a delightful gesture.


  • #62
    ColeTrain
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    smash wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0shgq65F4

    The "Too hot for TV" DVD actually shows him taking a dump on it. I love Sesame Street.


  • #63
    TheUsual
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    I can see thousands of smug people deleting the photos of themselves eating these on Facebook as I type.


  • #64
    SV
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    TheUsual wrote: »
    I can see thousands of smug people deleting the photos of themselves eating these on Facebook as I type.

    I don't think anyone is too smug about going to a furniture store for a meal.


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