Tea and Coffee should be banned

Allan Blandford

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

Fr_Dougal

You should be banned.

Ihatecuddles-old

I live on energy drinks...if they were banned Id have to actually sleep sometime!

Nodin

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

You, Sir, are a Social Deviant and sicken me.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ban orgasms................they make people happy.

HondaSami

I survive on coffee, must be the drug.

frozenfrozen

In fairness a cup of tea never hurt anyone. if anything cups of tea are the only thing holding this country together.

Leave tea out of this :'[

MadsL

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

This was a Party Political broadcast on behalf of the Bland Party, supported by Mitt Romney and Steve 'interesting' Davis.

HondaSami

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Ban orgasms................they make people happy.

What about when they make you cry?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

HondaSami wrote: »

What about when they make you cry?

Happy tears.

P_1

OP are you attempting to draw attention to the hypocritical attitudes towards nicotine and caffeine by any chance?

Gummy Panda

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

Eh no... I like Raze

SEPT 23 1989

worst high ever

Where To

Report your granny for dealing drugs OP.

Ol' Donie

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

Ah, sure...will ye have a cup anyway?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'll make a killing smuggling the stuff in from the UK.

Lawrence1895

Thanks for reminding me, gonna have a nice cup of tea now

Allan Blandford

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

You've been watching Demolition Man again haven't you.

Allan Blandford

frozenfrozen wrote: »

In fairness a cup of tea never hurt anyone. if anything cups of tea are the only thing holding this country together.

Leave tea out of this :'[

Not true, people who give up drinking tea go through severe withdrawal symptoms :
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEUQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehow.com%2Fabout_5082705_symptoms-severe-caffeine-withdrawal.html&ei=yms2UfDKHa_14QTS3ICwCA&usg=AFQjCNHtCkFIQH44tijQ_jHmpR4qyuFOZQ&bvm=bv.43287494,d.bGE

dmc17

Lars1916 wrote: »

Thanks for reminding me, gonna have a nice cup of tea now

Don't make it too strong. You might O.D.

PizzamanIRL

GTFO op. Talking scutter.

Latchy

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Tea and Coffee containing caffeine should be illegal because caffeine is a psychoactive drug !
Anyone can buy this powerful drug in shops and supermarkets in Ireland by buying tea, coffee and energy drinks that contain caffeine .
Everytime i go out to see people in their houses in this country they offer me a cup of tea or coffee containing this psychoactive drug - caffeine !

Become a hermit .

The Pheasant

Ban tea? Irish card revoked

Scruffles

Lars1916 wrote: »

Thanks for reminding me, gonna have a nice cup of tea now

seconded,dont think this troll thread is turning out the way OP thought itd go, in the same way people complaining about contreversial computer games only go and get people interested in them.
plus this thread has just reminded that have actualy got some decent tea in [yall missin out in ireland;yorkshire tea is liquid gold].:cool:

Allan Blandford

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

GTFO op. Talking scutter.

No, you GTFO .
Why are other psychoactive drugs illegal and caffeine is not !

Cavehill Red

That ridiculous head shops law they brought in the other year presumably proscribed caffeine, given it just referred to unnamed 'psychoactive' drugs. Along with nutmeg, banana skins and a load of other things the Gardai have more sense/too lazy to prosecute the sale of.

Fluorescence

A tea-less life is no life at all :eek: Get out, blasphemer! We don't want your kind here.

Allan Blandford

All yous must not know what caffeine does to the brain .

Stark

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Ban orgasms................they make people happy.

It's procreation, not recreation.

Daveysil15

I don't like tea or coffee myself. When I go to other peoples houses and get offered a cup I always say I don't drink tea and I usually get a funny look. A non tea drinker in this country seems to be even more weird than someone who doesn't drink alcohol. And when you say you don't drink tea they always offer you a cup of milk instead. Wtf is that all about?

Allan Blandford

Caffeine is a drug, it messes up your head and your life . Give it up. Why not !

Cavehill Red

Allan Blandford wrote: »

Caffeine is a drug, it messes up your head and your life . Give it up. Why not !

Why not? How else am I going to wash down the acid and ecstasy?

P_1

Allan Blandford wrote: »

All yous must not know what caffeine does to the brain .

It's a mild stimulant, why should it be banned?

I've actually stopped drinking "normal" tea for the most part, instead opting to drink herbal ones instead and I've noticed a change in my mood and general head-clearness.

Allan Blandford

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Why not? How else am I going to wash down the acid and ecstasy?

Nettle or Dandelion tea .

seamus

Coffee I can live without, though I do love a good cup.

But try take away my tea and I will Fuck. You. Up.

sethasaurus

Disregarding alcohol in this argument is akin to ignoring a nuclear bomb going off in your back yard while someone is giving you paper-cuts and pouring lemon juice on them.

Allan Blandford

P_1 wrote: »

It's a mild stimulant, why should it be banned?

I said in the first post , because it is a psychoactive drug , it does something to the brain , most other psychoactive drugs are illegal .

Are you going to suggest that we ban alcohol too? It's far worse.

KTRIC

I loooooooove coffee and I even take caffeine supplements to get that extra buzz going

P_1

Allan Blandford wrote: »

I said in the first post , because it is a psychoactive drug , it does something to the brain , most other psychoactive drugs are illegal .

So what if it does stuff to your brain, it's your brain and you can do whatever you want to it

lkionm

Conspiracy forum is around here if you look hard enough.

They think vaccinations are trying to kill you so you should fit in right at home.

The King of Moo

Allan Blandford wrote: »

I said in the first post , because it is a psychoactive drug , it does something to the brain , most other psychoactive drugs are illegal .

What does it do to the brain?

Beautiful women do something to my brain, should we ban them?

In fact, everything we sense arguably does something to the brain: maybe we should just ban reality to be safe. You certainly seem to have an issue with it.

ArseLtd

If it opened peoples minds, was safe and could be grown at home, was no good to big corporations, could be used as alternative fuel, made superior clothing and building materials and did no harm to the environment then they would ban it!

Making things that people want illegal is a great way for a power to arrest certain people.

Allan Blandford

Karsini wrote: »

Are you going to suggest that we ban alcohol too? It's far worse.

I don't mind because I drink de-alcoholised wine , so yes we will ban alcohol as well .

Cavehill Red

According to repeated medical studies conducted by teams of researchers for The Lancet medical journal, alcohol and nicotine are among the most socially and physiologically damaging substances that exist.
Therefore, on strict medical grounds, we should ban both and legalise cannabis, ecstasy and LSD to facilitate harm reduction. As for caffeine, toxic levels are effectively impossible to ingest.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Stark wrote: »

It's procreation, not recreation.

Tomato, potato

Allan Blandford

Allan Blandford wrote: »

I don't mind because I drink de-alcoholised wine , so yes we will ban alcohol as well .

The last time that was tried it didn't work. At all.

tommy2bad

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2285854/Caffeine-dangerous-regulated-like-alcohol-cigarettes-warns-leading-expert.html

Hmmmm. OP might be onto something!

sethasaurus

Hey, OP, your hemp skirt is undone

P_1

Allan Blandford wrote: »

I don't mind because I drink de-alcoholised wine , so yes we will ban alcohol as well .

All this protectionist nonsense should be banned.