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never been more embarrassed!

  • 06-03-2013 8:44pm
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    Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭


    Went into the college library today too finish off an assignment. Decent crowd in there . Put down my bag at a desk, took out laptop and powered it on and then decided id go for a piss. Went into the jacks and when i came out all I could here what sounded like porn very very loud. I then walked towards my desk and realized it was coming from my laptop, the bloody laptop was on standby and playing what I was watching the previous night. Never been more embarrassed and the look of disgust from people when I was gathering my belongings. One of the librarians told me to never come back. I was seated close to the front desk. We use our students cards to clock in/out of the library and think they checked the cameras and found out my student number and now i have a disciplinary meeting next monday! How the hell am I going to explain? I'm a generally quite person:mad::(:(:confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    Oh. Dear. God. That is so embarassing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    Re what to say? Just say your friends did it as a prank or something


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    Top tip

    After having a ****, close the video you were watching.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    You need to remove the S from your username!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭moonlighting


    evil porn virus must have taken over your laptop.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You doing the leaving cert. in college or something?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83477638&postcount=54


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    My sides hurt from laughing so much. :p

    A similar thing happened to my friend. He had a presentation one day and in the middle of his slides, his housemates changed one of the pictures to a pic of the guys going at it. He didnt notice until he turned around to see that on the projector screen behind him after all the laughter. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Was it just straight porn or was it some low down straight up dirty kinky shît?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Ye durty fecker.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 189 ✭✭Bergkamp 10


    You make me physically sick, perverted. You done it on purpose.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭CollardGreens


    Thank you for sharing :)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Careful now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,983 ✭✭✭Degag


    Would be funny if it was true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    You poor sod - you went and pwnd yourself. Nothing for it but to go and join the priesthood...

    'c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Just feign ignorance and say that it was a prank that some friends played on you. Whoever it is who will be conducting the disciplinary meeting will probably secretly think that it was hillarious or be embarrased to have to deal with it. When all else fails just play dumb:D


  • Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭theidiots


    orestes wrote: »
    You doing the leaving cert. in college or something?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83477638&postcount=54

    Doing the leaving cert and doing Oracle night classes cause there's thousands of jobs in it and hopefully I can start work without having to go to college :)

    So have access to college facilities. Only need 300 to 320 points in the leaving and find the leaving cert pointless. Business or applied computing for me :) can't make up my mind but the college probably won't let me near it again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    But on the plus side, you're now a campus legend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭debabyjesus


    I hope it was bukkake. Or monster cocks Asian anal


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    That is embarrassing, could have been worse though. You could've had a Fair City omnibus playing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,983 ✭✭✭Degag


    theidiots wrote: »
    Doing the leaving cert and doing Oracle night classes cause there's thousands of jobs in it and hopefully I can start work without having to go to college :)

    So have access to college facilities. Only need 300 to 320 points in the leaving and find the exams pointless. Business or applied computing for me :) can't make up my mind but the college probably won't let me near it again

    They give Leaving Cert Students the dole now?

    They also have cars for the last 4 years?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Degag wrote: »
    They give Leaving Cert Students the dole now?

    They also have cars for the last 4 years?


    Ah the old paper trail. Tut Tut Op...Tut Tut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Thinly veiled I didnt have sex last night thread


  • Registered Users Posts: 309 ✭✭DwightSchrute1


    Degag wrote: »
    They give Leaving Cert Students the dole now?

    They also have cars for the last 4 years?

    OP caught by the short and curlys :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Mod

    The pulling of posts from other fora to here stops now. please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Mod

    The pulling of posts from other fora to here stops now. please.

    Can we not have some anarchy and mob ruling just this once?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Op' you are a legend! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    theidiots wrote: »
    We use our students cards to clock in/out of the library and think they checked the cameras and found out my student number and now i have a disciplinary meeting next monday! How the hell am I going to explain? I'm a generally quite person:mad::(:(:confused:

    Take it on the chin (no pun intended)

    Seriously, just explain it was a genuine mistake. You were careless and didn't shut off your browser from last you used it. If you're lucky you will receive a strong warning.
    Its not going to compare to the looks you'll be getting for the next few months


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Op is like me,myself & irene with all the personalities


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Well, there's only one thing you can do now.

    It involves a large tree and a small rope.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Mod

    The pulling of posts from other fora to here stops now. please.
    Explain the reasoning for this rule please. Is it in the charter?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Well, there's only one thing you can do now.

    It involves a large tree and a small rope.

    Oh, enjoy your time off.....:( especially if Super Rush is lurking in the bushes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Pighead wrote: »
    Explain the reasoning for this rule please. Is it in the charter?


    I think you know better to question an instruction on thread. By all means pm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Deank wrote: »
    Oh, enjoy your time off.....:(

    Whuh? Again?

    For making a joke? Sure, it may be offensive, but still. I can accept my first banning for swearing and stuff, but that's just an offensive joke. C'mon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    *gets popcorn*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    I think you know better to question an instruction on thread. By all means pm.
    Openness and transparency are key ingredients in Pighead's life. Would prefer if answer was given here. If you don't want to we'll have to move on and Pighead will die wondering.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,264 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    theidiots wrote: »
    Went into the college library today too finish off an assignment. Decent crowd in there . Put down my bag at a desk, took out laptop and powered it on and then decided id go for a piss. Went into the jacks and when i came out all I could here what sounded like porn very very loud. I then walked towards my desk and realized it was coming from my laptop, the bloody laptop was on standby and playing what I was watching the previous night. Never been more embarrassed and the look of disgust from people when I was gathering my belongings. One of the librarians told me to never come back. I was seated close to the front desk. We use our students cards to clock in/out of the library and think they checked the cameras and found out my student number and now i have a disciplinary meeting next monday! How the hell am I going to explain? I'm a generally quite person:mad::(:(:confused:

    just tell them you like porn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Pighead wrote: »
    Explain the reasoning for this rule please. Is it in the charter?

    Get the feck out of that will you. Ya can only use first person in the soccer forum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    orestes wrote: »
    You doing the leaving cert. in college or something?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83477638&postcount=54

    I'm sure the OP has never been so embarrassed now :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Whuh? Again?

    For making a joke? Sure, it may be offensive, but still. I can accept my first banning for swearing and stuff, but that's just an offensive joke. C'mon.
    You have been banned
    Dear Deank,

    You have been banned from After Hours for three days for being uncivil.

    Typically, this means that you are posting in a needlessly aggressive or confrontational manner being disruptive on the forum or causing stress for the other members. We don't want that here.

    For more information please refer to the Boards.ie FAQ.

    If you wish to appeal this ban you can see details on how to do so here.

    Super-Rush

    Moderator Note

    A horrible thing to say and not one bit funny.

    Your post:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Deank

    Small error, eh, right I reckon he's now swinging from the nearest virtual tree....

    Made the same sort of joke in the safe thread after the unspeakable happened:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Get the feck out of that will you. Ya can only use third person in the soccer forum.

    He uses first person in the Soccer forum, third everywhere else. Everyone knows that!!!1111!!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Deank wrote: »
    Made the same sort of joke in the safe thread after the unspeakable happened:rolleyes:

    Jesus, I hope that mod doesn't kill himself due to the offensiveness of my joke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Jesus, I hope that mod doesn't kill himself due to the offensiveness of my joke.

    :eek: See you in a week or so then ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Jesus, I hope that mod doesn't kill himself due to the offensiveness of my joke.
    Deank wrote: »
    :eek: See you in a week or so then ;)

    What are you two on about? You sound like a pair of Handbag Hildas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Jesus, I hope that mod doesn't kill himself due to the offensiveness of my joke.

    We will only be left hanging if he does


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Deank wrote: »
    :eek: See you in a week or so then ;)

    I don't understand this craziness. I've got a sick sense of humor. I make jokes about some pretty morbid things.

    I don't actually mean them. But if said mod wants to ban me for hurting his feelings then let him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    What are you two on about? You sound like a pair of Handbag Hildas.

    Just having a laugh no handbags here, carry on now...:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    What are you two on about? You sound like a pair of Handbag Hildas.

    I was told I was getting banned or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    What a mess.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,343 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Having looked at the posts linked on this thread and a number of others, OP given a month off for trolling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    And will be deleted so he doesn't get the thanks he set out to get.


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