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Afternoon tea ruined

ian87 · 2013-03-09 21:06:41

So there we were, the missus and I out for afternoon tea. Lovely and civilised and this wan comes in and sits next to us. Pulls out the phone and starts roaring down it. I nearly choked on my cucumber sandwich. A nice afternoon ruined. Why do people insist on blaring their conversations in public places? After hours, what…

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#52 10-03-2013 12:00am

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Hedgehog.

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#53 10-03-2013 12:02am

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padd b1975 wrote: »

Just do what Larry does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtdpJlZ07u4

Larry always knows exactly what to do.. Love Curb

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#54 10-03-2013 12:02am

ian87

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Could have tried shoving the cucumber up her vegetable crisper. Sliced too thin though.

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#55 10-03-2013 12:04am

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Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police

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#56 10-03-2013 12:23am

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Next on After Hours: man admits to using dry cleaners, gets called "cleanshirt" for four pages.

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#57 10-03-2013 12:27am

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This all started with that Trigger Happy TV sketch back in the 90s

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#58 10-03-2013 12:34am

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Shoulda given them a big dose of pleaseshutup.com.

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#59 10-03-2013 12:59am

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This is why I always carry a large roll of tinfoil.

With a bit of practice you can construct an effective Faraday cage to encase her in within half a hour or less.

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#60 10-03-2013 2:30am

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Off with her head!

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