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Heil Hitler!!

  • 12-03-2013 10:24pm
    #1
    Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭


    If I walked in a German street on a typical day, the sun is shinning,people are going their own ways,minding their own business and you can hear the nature calling BUT Suddenly I shout out ''Heil Hitler''
    What would happen??


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    someone would tell you to steer well clear of their lad


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    They would post about it on boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,257 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    You'd look like an idiot.

    Pretty much like now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You would get arrested, if you weren't beaten to a pulp first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Something Nazi would happen.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Your thread would get locked ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    You'd be arrested.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    someone would say 'you want hundreds and thousands on das, ya?


  • Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭II 2FAST2C II


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,257 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    A german would say

    "Wow, I did Nazi that coming!!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing
    That was probably in reference to him gassing himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    ahh that makes it all ok

    carry on

    as you were


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    The same thing that would happen if you went to Dublin and shouted "WE SHOULD BE UNITED UNDER BRITISH RULE!".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    If you hear nature calling you'd be better off just to relieve yourself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    This thread reminds me of all the times i sat in mass thinking "if i stood up and shouted 'down with this sorta thing' wtf would peeps do.. Go on sure and let us know how ya get on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing
    If it was on boards then it must be true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,257 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Seachmall wrote: »
    The same thing that would happen if you went to Dublin and shouted "WE SHOULD BE UNITED UNDER BRITISH RULE!".

    Nope, because in Germany you wouldn't be completely right!


  • Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭II 2FAST2C II




  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing

    Hitler killed Hitler so he wasn't all bad


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing


    Oh, the power or paraphrasing.

    I don't think the thread title was quite that.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Probably nothing, apart from a few people within earshot looking at you like you're an immense muppet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 [Germans] I thing believe Hitler did the right thing




    ...


  • Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭II 2FAST2C II


    Seachmall wrote: »
    The same thing that would happen if you went to Dublin and shouted "WE SHOULD BE UNITED UNDER BRITISH RULE!".

    Well not really, not really the same as if I did that in northern Ireland saying ''UP THE IRISH''
    In Dublin, people would not even care, they'd think of me of some sort of mental case, screaming for no reason


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    dont mention the war


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Well not really, not really the same as if I did that in northern Ireland saying ''UP THE IRISH''
    In Dublin, people would not even care, they'd think of me of some sort of mental case, screaming for no reason

    Go to Belfast and shout "UP THE IRISH" or "UP THE BRITISH".

    9/10 people wouldn't give a shit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Lol, but a few days ago there was a thread on boards saying that 1 in every 3 I thing believe Hitler did the right thing

    No, it was a report on a survey that claimed one on two people in Austria believed that Hitlers regime had some positive aspects. Completely different thing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    It's illegal to do a Nazi salute in Germany - you'd be arrested...with extreme efficiency


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    It's illegal to do a Nazi salute in Germany - you'd be arrested...with extreme efficiency

    They'd want to start making up their minds over there.
    They love him, they hate him, they love him, they hate him.......... worse than Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Viva Zapata!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    what would happen if you stood outside buckingham palace and shouted 'the queen sucks cock on sunday'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    mikom wrote: »
    They'd want to start making up their minds over there.
    They love him, they hate him, they love him, they hate him.......... worse than Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big.

    Bloody hell, it's only Hitler we're talking about, no need to compare him to that!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I wonder how often the Nazis had to stop time travelers from killing Hitler!


  • Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭II 2FAST2C II


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Go to Belfast and shout "UP THE IRISH" or "UP THE BRITISH".

    9/10 people wouldn't give a shit.

    I think you have your figures wrong
    10/9 would care even thought its a complete messed up figure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    what would happen if you stood outside buckingham palace and shouted 'the queen sucks cock on sunday'

    Always time for a Jenny Augutter clip........




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    i often wonder how many people in ireland would have voted for him in the 1930's.

    I reckon I would have....them dirty bondholder imperalists and all that...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,257 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    what would happen if you stood outside buckingham palace and shouted 'the queen sucks cock on sunday'

    Depends what day it is.

    You've a 1 in 7 chance of getting your cock sucked!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I think you have your figures wrong
    10/9 would care even thought its a complete messed up figure

    Do you think that Belfast is filled with a super sensitive population who'd be offended by a random guy shouting on the street?

    Really?


    Really?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Clareman wrote: »
    Hitler killed Hitler so he wasn't all bad

    He killed the guy that killed Hitler though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Ah, you're a gas man OP.



    Sorry, my English not very good. I mean "Gas ze OP".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    I remember the dancing priest went to Germany a few years ago to do something like that & he was locked up straight away, took a lot of wrangling to get him out I think. Nuttier than squirrelsh1t that guy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    This is a gas thread alright.

    I did Nazi that coming.

    You gotta give the OP his dues.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Lelantos wrote: »
    I remember the dancing priest went to Germany a few years ago to do something like that & he was locked up straight away, took a lot of wrangling to get him out I think. Nuttier than squirrelsh1t that guy

    He's not even a priest anymore, the church threw him out. When a bunch of people who believe in transubstantiation think you're too whacky to play with them then you know you're in a whole new realm of crazy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,483 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Go to Belfast and shout "UP THE IRISH" or "UP THE BRITISH".

    9/10 people wouldn't give a shit.
    So if there is 1000 people near you, only 100 will beat the shoite outta ya.
    Not too bad, I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    blade1 wrote: »
    So if there is 1000 people near you, only 100 will beat the shoite outta ya.
    Not too bad, I suppose.

    "Giving a Shit" =/= "Getting Violent".

    And I rounded down. The exact number is 9.943.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Yous dunno how delighted i am to see so much talk about Hitler on here lately. Even more so the postive reactions to some of what the Nazis did as well.

    Makes me feel nice haha :pac:


  • Site Banned Posts: 104 ✭✭II 2FAST2C II


    Did you know ?
    Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Did you know ?
    Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing

    Of course he doesn't. He's dead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    This is a gas thread alright.

    I did Nazi that coming.

    You gotta give the OP his dues.

    *jews
    So funny i forgot to laugh.:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Did you know ?
    Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing

    Must be ashamed of his tiny swasdicka.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    orestes wrote: »

    Of course he doesn't. He's dead.
    Link :D


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