Remember

RichieO

Bill had retired to a town in Kent and went looking for a golf club to
join, he found one, and went into the "19th hole" to find out about joining,
the barman gave him a document with all the details, as he sat there having a pint
and reading about membership, it said there was a two tier membership available,
Town for £50 (weekday evenings only) and country for £200 (7 day anytime)
A portly gentleman came over, (you know the type handlebar moustache, monocle,
and silver handle cane) and said " I seem to know you, were you in the
army, Bill said he was, the guy said, "I think I was your commanding officer,
Colonel Horace Ponsonby-Smyth," and spotting the document, he added

"I'm a country member"

Bill looked up and said,

"I remember"

gubby

I dont get it!!

im invisible

:pac:

RichieO

gubby wrote: »

I dont get it!!

Keep saying this line to yourself, at different speeds...


I'm a country member


until the penny drops....

RichieO

One of the top directors of Cunard Line shipping was driving along in
his new Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé, when he decides
to have a coffee, so he parked outside a bistro, as he entered he sees
a guy he recognises from collage, so they sit there drinking and catching up,
when the the guy says, "you are doing very well, driving around in a new roller,"
the director replies, "I work for Cunard"

the guy says,

"well I work f***ing hard too,

but I can't afford a f***ing Roller".....

malibu4u

RichieO wrote: »

One of the top directors of Cunard Line shipping was driving along in
his new Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé, when he decides
to have a coffee, so he parked outside a bistro, as he entered he sees
a guy he recognises from collage, so they sit there drinking and catching up,
when the the guy says, "you are doing very well, driving around in a new roller,"
the director replies, "I work for Cunard"

the guy says,

"well I work f***ing hard too,

but I can't afford a f***ing Roller".....

thats an old one but still good

saintsaltynuts

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

RichieO

malibu4u wrote: »

thats an old one but still good

That's why I called it "Remember"

dodzy

RichieO wrote: »

That's why I called it "Remember"

Never heard it, but class!

RichieO

My friends say say I procrastinate too much, I really don't know what to answer, I'll have have to think about it for a few days......

RichieO

I don't have an iphone, ipod or ipad, I do have an ip address and ifart....