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"The lord is coming"

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  • 16-03-2013 11:55pm
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    Little My
    Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭


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    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,491 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    commwg



    Seems legit


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    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    Ew. Leave out a box of tissues and hopefully he'll choose somewhere more private next time


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    That looks like a t - Are you sure Michael Flately hasn't been around hoping to drum up interest in his Lord of the Dance show?


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    JohnFalstaff
    Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    Seems legit. Might not be a bad idea to tidy up a little bit and get some biscuits in, just in case.


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    swiftman
    Registered Users Posts: 697 ✭✭✭swiftman


    september 4th 2010, the day of the earthquake in christchurch new zealand :eek:


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    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,220 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    He does allegedly work in mysterious ways


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ok Jesus. We don't need to hear about your sex life.


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    swiftman wrote: »
    september 4th 2010, the day of the earthquake in christchurch new zealand :eek:

    And Mexico made a giant Taco :eek::eek::eek:

    A fiery helly Taco so it was:P

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11186132


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,075 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It could be a misspelling psychic telling you that you're going to win "the lotto".


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    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    You're a little bit mad? Really? You've obviously got little to be worrying about.


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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,222 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Little My wrote: »
    Came home this eve to find this had been posted through the front door. Anyone else get one?

    It's a little bit mad to be honest.

    If you don't repost that through another persons letter box, your genitals will shrivel up and fall off.
    If you do, and say the name of your love 5 times, they'll ask you out


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Grayson wrote: »
    If you don't repost that through another persons letter box, your genitals will shrivel up and fall off.
    If you do, and say the name of your love 5 times, they'll ask you out

    Surely they have to photocopy it ten times and post through 10 of their friends letter boxes?


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    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Did anyone like it on facebook?


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    swiftman
    Registered Users Posts: 697 ✭✭✭swiftman


    .


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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Its a severe warning and you be better be careful Op, The truth shall ever be posted through letter box,s, Thanks for sharing and make sure your ready.

    Now the war of the buttons is on Rte 1 and I am of to watch it.


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    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    He invites himself I notice. Probably wouldn't even bring a bottle of wine. I'd draw the curtains and pretend to be out.


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    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,220 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Wattle wrote: »
    He invites himself I notice. Probably wouldn't even bring a bottle of wine. I'd draw the curtains and pretend to be out.

    Sure why would he? You have water don't you?


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Got one like this today in letter box. I didn't write the added text, just saw the pic on a site and remembered.

    funny_flyer_Jesus_Obi_Wan_Kenobi.jpg


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    thesandeman
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    Ooh he's back :O
    Did he not ramble off to AH for a couple of days or was I imagining it?


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    biko
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    "Ask, and ye shall receive"


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    Mrs OBumble
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    thesandeman wrote: »
    Ooh he's back :O
    Did he not ramble off to AH for a couple of days or was I imagining it?


    Bi-location.


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Omg, Jaysus was BI!?


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    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I only got a three page leaflet "Who is Muhammad?"
    Is there some bubbling war of the tribes occuring in town?


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    Mr_A
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Mr_A


    I can confirm that the Lord God is indeed coming to Galway. On Friday 29th Kevin McHugh will lead the Finn Harps attack against Mervue United.

    Bow down and do him homage, don the sacred blue and white vestments and utter the prayer "Waken Up Harps!"- for the chosen one shall be amongst you.


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    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    Mr_A wrote: »
    I can confirm that the Lord God is indeed coming to Galway. On Friday 29th Kevin McHugh will lead the Finn Harps attack against Mervue United.

    Bow down and do him homage, don the sacred blue and white vestments and utter the prayer "Waken Up Harps!"- for the chosen one shall be amongst you.

    Wasn't that the 3rd secret of Fatima?


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    Mr_A
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Mr_A


    No. That was what was going on in Paddy McGranaghan's head. There's some things we're just not meant to know.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bloody Jehova's Witnesses, they were in Cork a few days ago knocking on doors and handing those flyers out. I was about to have a shower so they had to put up with an irate and dishevilled man with an unkempt beard and long hair staring at them until they went away.


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    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Someone called to the door yesterday asking me if I would become a Jehovah's Witness. I told him - Sorry, I didn't see the accident.
    Shut the door on him.

    Seriously though, don't throw away those leaflets - they are like gold-dust - anytime a Sky / Eircom Phonewatch / Airtricity salesperson calls to the door, ask them if they have been 'Saved' and show them the leaflet.


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    Little My
    Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭Little My


    Are the Jehovah's Witnesses leaving notes like this?

    Still a bit disconcerted as I have asked our neighbours and they neither had a visit nor a friendly note.


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    the raven
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭the raven


    Hi Little My,

    yeah, a tall guy with a big black beard put exactly the same message through my letterbox, i live up past Taylor's Hill.
    He was going around putting them through everyone's letterbox.
    I went out to him and started asking him questions. I asked him to leave the estate - he said he wasn't harming anyone and that he was just doing what he was told to do.
    "Who asked you to do this?"

    "God".

    The man is mentally ill.


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