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one man & his ?

RichieO · 2013-03-20 17:16:29

Bob is in the pub is boasting about his rottweiler, saying how well trained it is and that it could defeat any dog, when this quiet timid guy says, “my dog would also defeat any dog” Bob takes up the challenge, “want to put it to the test?” The guy agrees but says it must be at his place as his dog does not behave well on…

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20-03-2013 6:16pm

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RichieO

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Bob is in the pub is boasting about his rottweiler, saying how well
trained it is and that it could defeat any dog, when this quiet timid
guy says, “my dog would also defeat any dog” Bob takes up the
challenge, “want to put it to the test?” The guy agrees but says
it must be at his place as his dog does not behave well on a lead.
So Bob turns up with Rocky at the guys house, the guy says the
dog is in the garage but is very mean with strangers, so just let
Rocky in and shut the door quick, so he does and all hell breaks
loose, growling, snarling and yelping, followed by a dog whimpering
and scratching at the door to be let out, Bob opens the door and out
comes Rocky, chunks of hair missing, ear bleeding and limping away
as fast as he can, Bob is stunned, “what king of a dog is it” he asks,
“well, it’s a long nosed, long tailed, short legged terrier,” the guy says.
“Never heard of it,” says Bob, so he opens the door and looks in,
“you stupid, stupid man, that’s not a dog, it’s a freakin
alligator….

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