Unusual pet names

Chemical Burn

What's the most unusual pet name (or even person's name) you've encountered? My dog's name is Sweefyut, and it turns loads of heads and people think I'm crazy .. what's the most unusual name you're heard ?? An in before the Chemical Burn

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"Tafuk"

When I'm out in the park and there are loads of posh aul biddies around I start shouting "Tafuk, here boy, c'mere Tafuk, will ye c'mere Tafuk".

I don't even have a dog.

IceFjoem

Syndrome.

BillyMitchel

Once went to college with a guy called James Bond. No one could believe it when his name got called out.

No idea if he lived in house 007 though.


Oh to add one more, my son goes to school with a kid called doobie!!

The_Gatsby

My dogs name is Kosmo. However, his official name on the licence is Kool Kalandra Kosmo. My little brother wanted to name him Cosmo but cos of some weird technicality with the licencing, he had to have 3 names all beginning with K. Something to do with his parents and breeding?

Bipolar Joe

I had a fish when I was a kid called Kranthör, The Moist.

spankysue

One of my friends had a cat called Kevin, just always thought it was an odd name for a cat, it belongs more to a 45 year old man.

bonzodog2

Friends of mine used to have a dog called Slug

Banjo String

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv5bLdB7kWM

Chuck Stone

Tarquin Farquharson Jnr. the 3rd. (Piglet)

El Guapo!

I like when pets have people names. My dogs name is Doug. Nothing too unusual or funny about that though.
But I used to know a guy who had a budgie called Derek. I thought that was hilarious at the time.

Kylo Ren

Greg.

Capt'n Midnight

Official kennel names for dogs are usually daft.

Dartz

I knew someone who owned a pet crow called Snowball.

Merkel's becoming a popular name for dogs. Especially bitches.

Moochie the cat.

Guinness the Dog.

Cunning Stunt was a horse.

Sarah Bear

had a cat called shaaaamoooonemutha****a

BillyMitchel

Sarah Bear wrote: »

had a cat called shaaaamoooonemutha****a

I've a bear named Sarah!

Ihatecuddles-old

I had a hamster called Chewy.

He died, froze to death

RobbingBandit

Garfield, who the **** names their cat after a dead US president.

Glenn Coco

Had a cat called Geraldine, really suited her.

Savage Tyrant

El Guapo! wrote: »

I like when pets have people names. My dogs name is Doug. Nothing too unusual or funny about that though.
But I used to know a guy who had a budgie called Derek. I thought that was hilarious at the time.

Haha. My cousin had a dog she called Andrew. And she'd get fùckin mad as hell if you called him Andy.
Real snotty "Excuse me... His name is Andrew, NOT Andy!!"
To be fair, I don't think the dog gave a fùck either way.

The Backwards Man

I had a pet ewe called Glynnis.

She looked liked Glynnis Kinnock.

akura

We had a fat ginger cat called Mother Shabubu

larchielads

The_Gatsby wrote: »

My dogs name is Kosmo. However, his official name on the licence is Kool Kalandra Kosmo. My little brother wanted to name him Cosmo but cos of some weird technicality with the licencing, he had to have 3 names all beginning with K. Something to do with his parents and breeding?

cozmo is my dogs name too

i named him after kramer from seinfeld

and by the way my dog is just as mad as kramer:pac:

3rdDegree

Know a guy who called his dog Deefer. Deefer Dog.

Ken.

Our cats name is Lucyfur.

Jesus Wept

El Guapo! wrote: »

I like when pets have people names. My dogs name is Doug. Nothing too unusual or funny about that though.
But I used to know a guy who had a budgie called Derek. I thought that was hilarious at the time.

I like that too, I want to get a dog and give it a full name and use that.

Adyx

My younger sister used to have a hamster she called Hamlet but I always called him Rick (from Kirby's Dreamland 2).

1ZRed

FENTON!!!

massdebater

I used to game pet hamsters called Raymond Owens and Ollie Murphy.

Have a cat now with no name. She arrived as a stray cat and we didn't want to get too attached so never named her. 5 or 6 years later, she's still here. We get her attention by just saying, "Here, you" or "cat" and she normally responds.

Pherekydes

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I had a hamster called Chewy.

He died, froze to death

Are you sure it wasn't hibernating?:p

Our dog is called Bones. People assume it's male, but it's named after the TV character (very female).

No.1 Ned!

When I was around 10 I had a couple of budgies named Tea and Toast because, come on, who doesn't love tea and toast?

gramar

A funny fella I knew called his dog 'same as you'

Q What's the dog's name?
A Same as you
Q What do you mean same as me, you mean derek?
A No same as you etc etc

In a place where I lived before there was a woman who had a little yorkshire terrrier that she called Nicholas. You could hear her calling
after the miserable little runt from down the street.

BrensBenz

Nearby.....two Yorkies.....Mack n' Tosh.

BBDBB

my mate had a cat called "Um boogie"

just so he could tell it to get "get down um boogie" off the furniture/kitchen counters etc

Czarcasm

When I was younger I had a cat called scum, because he used spend all day dragging his bum across gravel.

Then I had another cat I called ring licker, because well, that's what he used do all day.

I had a cockatiel that I didn't have a name for but I taught him to say "fùck off".

And I had a snake called percy, but it was either percy had to go or my girlfriend at the time was gone, and since percy wasn't putting out, percy was put out.

Said girlfriend at the time is now my wife. I miss percy.

Oink

If I ever have a dog, I'll call him Rory Higginbotham III, esq. Or Roro III for short.

Timistry

I know a guy who named his dog saucepan!

Hoop66

I had an aunt who had two Westies - Scotch and Soda and two cats - Gin and Tonic.

She liked a drink, did old auntie Mary.

If the kids get a rabbit, it's getting called Eamonn.

wp_rathead

What

Kylo Ren

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I had a hamster called Chewy.

He died, froze to death

On Hoth was it?

Footoo

Sampras

Sampras the rabbit

Digs

My friend has two cats, ones called Barbara and the other Sharon. Cracks me up to hear her calling them in from the garden.

DeltaWhite

My friend has a female cat called Karl

Esoteric_

My aunt named her two cats 'Cat' and 'Cat Junior' because she was too lazy to think of names for them.

My dog is called Lola, I think it's normal enough but other people tell me it's strange. I named her after the song by the Kinks because everyone kept calling her a him when we first got her.

washiskin

I have a hen my O/H calls Chasseur - I call her Chas. I also used to have 2 Drakes called Steve & Austin.

My poor old dog passed away last week - we called him Marvin when we found him but my late Dad (who had a Drogheda accent) called him "Staavin Maavin"

FutureGuy

When I was around 4 or 5, on the first day in our new house in Mitchestown in Co. Cork. I heard a cry from a neighbours garden under a pile of wood. After a few hours, my neighbour and my dad unearthed a tiny grey kitten. For whatever reason, I named it "Anna". My fiancee is also called Anna. Odd one. Psychoanalyst's wet dream right there.

After that, I called my next cat "Purrby". Subsequent generations were landed with awful names from the Care Bears and the Thundercats. Bless.

Fizgig Bandicoot

My sister had a cat called Cippolini (the c is pronounced 'ch') when she was about 9/10 who was named after an Italian cyclist. Why, I'm not sure as she never displayed an interest in cycling before or since, probably just thought it was a cool name.

Apparently Katy Perry has a cat called Kitty Purry which I think is great!

mccarthy37

I knew a girl once who had a snow white dog called Blackie.

Sadderday

Black Labrador pup called Boycie (from only fools and horses)

FreeFallin94

We couldn't choose whether to call our kitten Gandhi or Carrots, so we combined them and called him Gandhi-Carrots. My dad told us that it was an insult to both gandhi and carrots :L I thought it was pretty cute personally :L

careful_now

I know someone who called their cat "dog " !