Do you believe in Asians?

Seachmall

I was thinking about this earlier and I have to admit I'm beginning to doubt the existence of Asians. It probably sounds a bit absurd at first but hear me out:

According to Google there are 4,140,336,501 Asians in the world (I'd like to point out by the way that that is an obscenely specific number) yet where are they?

On a day to day basis I encounter one, maybe two, who would fit the stereotypical archetype for someone of Asian descent or origin. ONE or TWO! That's an absurdly low number when compared to the (once again obscenely specific) number of 4,140,336,501.

Now, this is where it starts to get weird. The number of "Asians" I encounter dramatically increases when I enter "Asian" food restaurants. "Well duh!" I hear some of you say but I ask the question: "Where the fuck do they all go when the restaurant is closed?" Do they stay in the restaurant? Do they disintegrate? Do they fly back to "Asia"?

I pose to you that they simply don't exist. They are a figment of our imaginations. We expect to see Asians in an Asian food restaurant and so our brain concocts a memory for us upon leaving that meets our expectations.

Now I don't have all the answers (I suspect the Jews are involved somehow) but I thought we could have a discussion on it. Maybe those of you who have conversed with "Asians" could share your experiences, tell us a little bit about what you spoke about, how you felt they acted and reacted, and how you dealt with the experience afterwards. Did it feel like a dream to you at the time? Is your memory of it foggy? Would you like to repeat it?

That's all from me. Now I hope you can open up your minds, take a step back, and ask yourselves

"Do Asians really exist?"

Gatling

Seachmall wrote: »

I was thinking about this earlier and I have to admit I'm beginning to doubt the existence of Asians. It probably sounds a bit absurd at first but hear me out:

According to Google there are 4,140,336,501 Asians in the world (I'd like to point out by the way that that is an obscenely specific number) yet where are they?

On a day to day basis I encounter one, maybe two, who would fit the stereotypical archetype for someone of Asian descent or origin. ONE or TWO! That's an absurdly low number when compared to the (once again obscenely specific) number of 4,140,336,501.

Now, this is where it starts to get weird. The number of "Asians" I encounter dramatically increases when I enter "Asian" food restaurants. "Well duh!" I hear some of you say but I ask the question: "Where the fuck do they all go when the restaurant is closed?" Do they stay in the restaurant? Do they disintegrate? Do they fly back to "Asia"?

I pose to you that they simply don't exist. They are a figment of our imaginations. We expect to see Asians in an Asian food restaurant and so our brain concocts a memory for us upon leaving that meets our expectations.

Now I don't have all the answers (I suspect the Jews are involved somehow) but I thought we could have a discussion on it. Maybe those of you who have conversed with "Asians" could share your experiences, tell us a little bit about what you spoke about, how you felt they acted and reacted, and how you dealt with the experience afterwards. Did it feel like a dream to you at the time? Is your memory of it foggy? Would you like to repeat it?

That's all from me. I hope you can open up your minds, take a step back, and ask yourselves

"Do Asians really exist?"

And I thought I had seen all

Cee-Jay-Cee

I didn't read the whole thread as I couldn't be arsed so I read the title and the last line and I firmly believe that we are not alone in the universe. I know there is no real proof but do you honestly think that out of millions of planets ours is the only one to be inhabited with intelligent life!

Bipolar Joe

You know, this actually explains why Chinese food leaves me feeling like I'm still hungry. Asian food doesn't exist, so I only think I'm eating.

Gatling

CJC999 wrote: »

I didn't read the whole thread as I couldn't be arsed so I read the title and the last line and I firmly believe that we are not alone in the universe. I know there is no real proof but do you honestly think that out of millions if planets ours is the only one to be inhabited with intelligent life!

He's talking Asian not alien

artanevilla

Go to 24 hours Tesco late at night/early in the morning. Loads doing their shopping.

The Big Red Button

Did April Fools Day come early and why did nobody tell me ...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Gatling wrote: »

He's talking Asian not alien

No he's not, he's talking (or rather typing) English.

Gatling

CJC999 wrote: »

No he's not, he's talking (or rather typing) English.

He's drunk or other

Rented Mule

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house ?

All of your stuff is gone and your children's maths homework is completed (correctly).

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Sum ting is very wong with this thread

efb

I thought it was do you believe in Aslan?
Crazy World.

Ruu

They are getting more film for their cameras.

Chuck Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw02oX3_uC8

Mr. Wong

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Sum ting is very wong with this thread

:rolleyes:

Ruudi_Mentari

efb wrote: »

I thought it was do you believe in Aslan?

The Lion, the Witch & the Won-ton

Gatling

Amazing no PC brigade invasion handing out kkk memberships

wandatowell

Seachmall wrote: »

Now I don't have all the answers (I suspect the Jews are involved somehow)

Pull yourself together man

Rhys Essien

OP,I will hazard a guess that you are Asian yourself.....Caucasian

mikom

Seachmall wrote: »

Now, this is where it starts to get weird. The number of "Asians" I encounter dramatically increases when I enter "Asian" food restaurants.

You'll have Fluctuasians like that from time to time.

kowloon

I've been to Iceland and I can confirm there are no Asians there either, just row upon row of frozen readymeals.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Mr. Wong wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Ah! It's yourself.. How's the missus and the sprog.. Still look like this (-.-) ??

efb

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

The Lion, the Witch & the Won-ton

Wanton disregard for puns more like....:D

dodderangler

Rhys Essien wrote: »

OP,I will hazard a guess that you are Asian yourself.....Caucasian

Cockasian?

entropi

OP, bored much?

christ on a bike!

I have never seen a pregnant chinese woman...

dodderangler

christ on a bike! wrote: »

I have never seen a pregnant chinese woman...

They're kept in a warehouse and the babies are sorted out
Males on left and girls in the adoption section

Seachmall

entropi wrote: »

OP, bored much?

You have no idea.

Boredom and tiredness are the two biggest chinks in my armour.

StewartGriffin

Now that you mention it, I once knew a fella said he was from Asia, turned out he was from Galway.
WTF??

Cookie_Monster

Maybe you should go to Asia OP, might see some there

StewartGriffin

Seachmall wrote: »

You have no idea.

Boredom and tiredness are the two biggest chinks in my armour.

:eek:

Kxiii

Of course not, everyone knows they're make believe like vampires, leprechauns and Eskimos

Boombastic

artanevilla wrote: »

Go to 24 hours Tesco late at night/early in the morning. Loads doing their shopping.

or go to Asia

Queen-Mise

I think the OP is prawn crackers.

Kettleson

There was a group of people called Asia but there was only 5 members and they split in 86. So proof enough for me, no they don't exist.

Bipolar Joe

Here's some proof I just discovered using science for those non-believers.

WumBuster

I have asians living next door who can be quite noisy, so i assure you they do exist..

Washington Irving

I'll admit it, I was convinced they were real but the OP has won me over.

JJayoo

Seachmall wrote: »

I was thinking about this earlier and I have to admit I'm beginning to doubt the existence of Asians. It probably sounds a bit absurd at first but hear me out:

On a day to day basis I encounter one, maybe two, who would fit the stereotypical archetype for someone of Asian descent or origin.

That was a fun thread.

BOHtox

I'll have a 4 in 1 with a can of coke.

W.Shakes-Beer

Given my current location I can confirm that they do exist...

aherringterm

Rubbish thread. Moderators ban threadstarter for trolling. Incitement

StewartGriffin

Rice-Cakes were actually baked in a CIA plot to undermine society.

Lapin

Seachmall wrote: »

According to Google there are 4,140,336,501 Asians in the world (I'd like to point out by the way that that is an obscenely specific number) yet where are they?

Bradford.

I walked around there one day and counted them all.

I can confirm that Google's figures are indeed correct.

Capt'n Midnight

Missing Asians ? Maybe it's the youth in Asia.

StewartGriffin

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Missing Asians ? Maybe it's the youth in Asia.

Hmmm! A startling number of Irish people have used boards.ie and subsequently disappeared up their own holes.

Maybe Asia has done the same?

retalivity

considering that I am sleeping with one, i'll be pretty pissed off if i find out shes my imaginiation

dgt

I'm half Asian.... Do I exist or not, I don't know?

fasttalkerchat

Proportion of Asians in the LRC>>Proportion of Asians in lectures.

I have never seen an Asian driving!

fasttalkerchat

dgt wrote: »

I'm half Asian.... Do I exist or not, I don't know?

You are in fact a conjoined twin but cant see the other half.

Sir Gallagher

BOHtox wrote: »

I'll have a 4 in 1 with a can of coke.

Ill have the cream of sum yung gai.