If it was brought back what would your Capital punishment be ?

rolliepoley

Mine would be Death by boiling,I would put the condemned into a huge barrell and slowly fill it with boiling water up to their waist first, then to their shoulders to the baying of the public crying out for more.

An that would be for child molesters and rapists.

So whats yours ?

o1s1n

Aren't you a delight?

Iwasfrozen

rolliepoley wrote: »

Mine would be Death by boiling,I would put the condemned into a huge barrell and slowly fill it with boiling water up to their waist first, then to their shoulders to the baying of the public crying out for more.

An that would be for child molesters and rapists.

So whats yours ?

Hanging in public square would make for good telly on a sunday morning.

Celly Smunt

Death by snu snu

anncoates

I don;pt think you have to capitalize the word capital because of the topic.

As for the topic: I don't get off on torture so I'd let the legislators decide in the event of it ever happening.

The Backwards Man

. . . . Spend a week in Dublin

Holsten

rolliepoley wrote: »

Mine would be Death by boiling,I would put the condemned into a huge barrell and slowly fill it with boiling water up to their waist first, then to their shoulders to the baying of the public crying out for more.

An that would be for child molesters and rapists.

So whats yours ?

Pretty messed up.

Thankfully the dark ages are overrrrrrrrr!

keelanj69

Death by administering the hot beef injection to Twink.

IM0

o1s1n wrote: »

Aren't you a delight?

with a decieving username too, makes her sound like a bag of kittens when in fact shes very different

Celly Smunt

The Backwards Man wrote: »

. . . . Spend a week in Dublin

Ladies an gentlemen! May I have a huge round of applause for the one,the only,the most original comedian in after hours! MR.BACKWARDS MAN!

And the crowd goes wild!

SEPT 23 1989

Death by Stereo

orestes

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

But don't let a few little things like that get in the way of your torture fantasies. Gotta teach the sickos a lesson, eh?

P_1

Not their best album to be fair, much preferred Youthanasia

Grayson

Old age?

Fox_In_Socks

pmcmahon wrote: »

Death by snu snu

What do I have to do to get that?

*lolls tongue*:p

What about extreme tickling as a punishment? Seriously! You would probably do or say anything under extreme tickling punishment.

Celly Smunt

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

What do I have to do to get that?

*lolls tongue*:p

you have earned yourself death by snu snu by questioning the death by snu snu.

BBDBB

rolliepoley wrote: »

Mine would be Death by boiling,I would put the condemned into a huge barrell and slowly fill it with boiling water up to their waist first, then to their shoulders to the baying of the public crying out for more.

An that would be for child molesters and rapists.

So whats yours ?[/QUOTE]


very kind, mines a pint if yer buyin

Pilotdude5

Death by 25 years in a cubicle farm.

Tom_Cruise

Why is it called capital punishment?

BBDBB

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Why is it called capital punishment?

cos first it puts you in a comma, then to a full stop

Fox_In_Socks

BBDBB wrote: »

cos first it puts you in a comma, then to a full stop

I bow to you, sir. Absolutely Capital!

SouthTippBass

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

But don't let a few little things like that get in the way of your torture fantasies. Gotta teach the sickos a lesson, eh?

Yes, but nobody said it couldnt be entertaining! (jazz hands)

Personally, I would have the worst of them compete in a Running man style game show, With the offenders competing to win their freedom. Of course, their is no chance of any of them actually winning with our theatrical gladiators also competing.

As a bonus, this would finally give RTE something decent to air. And make the country feel less bitter about that TV license buisness.

Actually, why hasnt this been done already?

GerardKeating

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

But don't let a few little things like that get in the way of your torture fantasies. Gotta teach the sickos a lesson, eh?

Has it? Capital punishment certainly does reduce the possibility of re-offending....

knotknowbody

This would be for paedophiles, murderers and rapists, the scummiest scummers there is.

Set up an arena like the Thunderdome in Mad Max.

Throw the criminal in there, along with about 8 very hungry wolves, if the criminal survives he gets to live out his days in a normal prison, otherwise the wolves are fed for another few days.

You could even sell tickets to the public so they could watch, cover the costs of setting the system up.

BBDBB

Ant n Dec to host it?

Sir Alan Sugar as Grand Executioner

Swampy

Two horses pulling a person apart.

SouthTippBass

knotknowbody wrote: »

This would be for paedophiles, murderers and rapists, the scummiest scummers there is.

Set up an arena like the Thunderdome in Mad Max.

Throw the criminal in there, along with about 8 very hungry wolves, if the criminal survives he gets to live out his days in a normal prison, otherwise the wolves are fed for another few days.

You could even sell tickets to the public so they could watch, cover the costs of setting the system up.

Plus, everyone in the audience is in with a chance to win fabulous prizes!

We'l call it.... Scummerdome :cool:

Steve O

Forced spontaneous combustion is quite nasty.

Chemical Burn

rolliepoley wrote: »

Mine would be Death by boiling,I would put the condemned into a huge barrell and slowly fill it with boiling water up to their waist first, then to their shoulders to the baying of the public crying out for more.

An that would be for child molesters and rapists.

So whats yours ?

Hanging, not because it's easy for the condemned, but because it is easy for the executioner. If you bring in death penalty for rape, what about the men who are falsely accused (rate stands at about 10% false accusation of rape in Ireland). You'd have to bring in death penalty for false rape / perjury too. I agree with death penalty though.

C.K Dexter Haven

Death by twister. And if they win at that then try playing best out of three- Battleships and Cluedo.

starlings

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

"You know, you can say it backwards, which is 'dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes', but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?"

SparkySpitfire

starlings wrote: »

"You know, you can say it backwards, which is 'dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes', but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?"

Indubitably!

Wibbs

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

In fairness O it kinda does have a 100% success rate with the emboldened bit...

Dwork

I presume we've had death by bum-bum? If not, - death by bum-bum.

Madam_X

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

Oh just piss off you liberal leftie looney with your fancy words that I can't understand! :mad:

Kat1170

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

Yeah, because the revolving door system we have at the moment works so well :rolleyes:

While i wouldn't be for corporal/capital punishment, what I think we need is MINIMUM sentences and life should mean just that, LIFE.

humbert

orestes wrote: »

Corporal and capital punishment have been shown historically, sociologically, statistically, legally, psychologically, recidivistically, realistically, theoretically, logically, reasonably, philosophically, practically, empirically, repeatedly useless.

But don't let a few little things like that get in the way of your torture fantasies. Gotta teach the sickos a lesson, eh?

A real money saver though.

Pug160

I'm not a liberal by any means but I think capital punishment is just blood lust for the most part. Make sentences tougher and reintroduce hard labour.

mattjack

Kat1170 wrote: »

Yeah, because the revolving door system we have at the moment works so well :rolleyes:

While i wouldn't be for corporal/capital punishment, what I think we need is MINIMUM sentences and life should mean just that, LIFE.

Em corporal punishment is like what was used in kids in school for being naughty.
Capital punishment is the death penalty

Logical_Bear

GerardKeating wrote: »

Capital punishment certainly does reduce the possibility of re-offending....

100% apparently

Pumpkinseeds

I wouldn't like to see capital punishment reintroduced,although I would love to see a return of the stocks. I'd happily watch some scumbag endure a little public humiliation:)

Lyaiera

Chemical Burn wrote: »

Hanging, not because it's easy for the condemned, but because it is easy for the executioner. If you bring in death penalty for rape, what about the men who are falsely accused (rate stands at about 10% false accusation of rape in Ireland). You'd have to bring in death penalty for false rape / perjury too. I agree with death penalty though.

Why is your only concern with men who are falsely accused of rape? And what about unjust convictions* for other crimes?


*and I presume you mean convictions because no-one has ever been sentenced because of an accusation.

Dwork

I'd just like to second the revolving door method suggested by an earlier poster.








I presume that involves wedging the condemned persons head in a revolving door and slamming it round. Sounds messy but effective.

orestes

GerardKeating wrote: »

Has it? Capital punishment certainly does reduce the possibility of re-offending....

Wibbs wrote: »

In fairness O it kinda does have a 100% success rate with the emboldened bit...

Well that's what I get for trying to be clever.

It's too late for me to try the "not if you get the wrong guy get out of jail free card" isn't it?

Madam_X wrote: »

Oh just piss off you liberal leftie looney with your fancy words that I can't understand! :mad:

Shag off you nazi wench or I'll have the care-bears hug you until you grow feelings :mad:

Kat1170 wrote: »

Yeah, because the revolving door system we have at the moment works so well :rolleyes:

While i wouldn't be for corporal/capital punishment, what I think we need is MINIMUM sentences and life should mean just that, LIFE.

So you're belittling my point and agreeing with it at the same time? Buh?

Lyaiera

Logical_Bear wrote: »

100% apparently

It really doesn't. There's been a few death row convicts convicted of murders committed after their sentencing.

mattjack

Dwork wrote: »

I'd just like to second the revolving door method suggested by an earlier poster.








I presume that involves wedging the condemned persons head in a revolving door and slamming it round. Sounds messy but effective.

Sir, I'd like to add to your revolving door suggestion.
How bout we make the condemned person carry a large revolving door with them , where ever they go ?.

Beef_Injection

Deep Heat around the rectal region followed by a swift and relentless Beef Injection.

Terry1985

anyone who deserves the death sentence should be
psychologically profiled to find their worst fear/way to die,
then implement that.
bonus points if it's ironic to their crime.

orestes

Beef_Injection wrote: »

Deep Heat around the rectal region followed by a swift and relentless Beef Injection.

You want to rape convicts who have been lubed up with deep heat?

Well I gotta admit, this is a new one.

Steve O

Beef_Injection wrote: »

Deep Heat around the rectal region followed by a swift and relentless Beef Injection.

Sounds like steak and BJ day.

Mike 1972

Wibbs wrote: »

In fairness O it kinda does have a 100% success rate with the emboldened bit...

Only when they get the right person.

Which is not always the case.