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Dino Sex

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  • 28-03-2013 1:13am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭


    How did dinosaurs do it?
    A 33-foot long ankylosaurus with spikes and armor would have a 6-foot penis to bridge the gap when he got close to a female," John Long, professor of paleontology at Flinders University in Australia, told the Times.
    :eek:
    the male Kentrosaurus(a relative of Stegosaurus) had a major obstacle to overcome; namely, castration by the female's sharp-spined back.
    :eek:
    Sadly, no sex tapes exist to shed light on the sex lives of dinosaurs
    :pac:
    But nobody really knows just how endowed male dinosaurs were, no such fossils exist: "Soft tissues are seldom preserved during fossilization,
    Would have to draw straws to get someone to dig that out. :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Squeaky the Squirrel


    DIN_333295k.jpg


    Bawww


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Need to subscribe to see full article? Boo!!!!! :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,279 ✭✭✭Adam Khor


    Nothing new, really... I guess we'll have to wait until a dino is actually found with its penis preserved...

    Not so far-fetched if you consider the incredible finds in the later years (the Scipionyx with internal organs, the mosasaur with part of the eyes preserved, the T-Rex soft tissue...)


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    'soft-tissue' hur hur hur....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Squeaky the Squirrel


    Galvasean wrote: »
    'soft-tissue' hur hur hur....
    :D


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