Public service announcement from your friendly local moderators

StaticNoise

Before this is closed and to stop everyone asking, if you want drink tomorrow:

1. Buy now (before 10pm). The shops are waiting for you.

2. Travel by train (40km or more), plane, or ferry.

3. Go into international waters. Again, you'll probably be on the ferry, from point 2 anyway.

4. Go to a theatre (a playhouse). Who knows? You may actually like what's on offer. Plus, you'll look a lot smarter.

5. Book a hotel room (If you bring someone with you, you'll appear a lot classier.)

6. Go to a racetrack (Harold's Cross, etc.).

7. Head to a drinking establishment after 12am.

8. Know a fella, who knows a barman, who allows you to paint the walls and work for the day, and who pays you in pints, under the table. Let that barman also tell you that you are desperate and a disgrace. Laugh in their face with your Guinness in hand.

dr.bollocko

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Micky Dolenz

dr.bollocko wrote: »

The just in case bottle of wine turned into a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, 16 cans and a bottle of bubbly. As well as 3 bottles of wine. Oh well. At least I displeased god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwx2ce_AyOE

Witchie

Is it a bank holiday or will the banks be open?

dj jarvis

Witchie wrote: »

Is it a bank holiday or will the banks be open?

banks - BANKS ????

THEY DONT SELL DRINK YOU IDIOT

Witchie

But I need to remortgage my house to head north on a bender fool!

TheUsual

It's my Island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QdY4gfR7iY

Annasopra

Anyone wrote: »

What about Spice Burgers?

Sure theres no meat in them - just sawdust

--Kaiser--

Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.
Will sell some of it at exorbitant prices if anyone is stuck

You can drink if you're a hotel resident? I did not know this.
Yuss.

Czarcasm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.
Will sell some of it at exorbitant prices if anyone is stuck

Sooner do my best Bear Grylls impression tbh than drink any of that stuff Kaiser! :pac:

Have you any hennessy in the back of the boot there?

who the fug

Doing a Nelson Muntz point and laugh from London

Pub later

conorhal

weiland79 wrote: »

Did anyone remember to tell the stag parties from the UK this year?

One of my favorite Good Friday activities is strolling through Temple Bar on a friday afternoon to amuse myself by watching the hoards of bewildered Brits shambling about the streets dressed up in fairy wings and L-plates, slack jawed with stunned, uncomprehending faces that suggest they might believe that they have wandered through the looking glass into an alternative universe in which Ireland is a dry and sober nation.
Some can be seen sobbing in the gutters, overwhelmed by inhumanity of it all while others go into survival mode and stalk about attempting to meet the challenge of this alcohol barren wasteland like Bear Grylls, filtering last night's spatted vomit from the gutters through the tights he's wearing in an attempt to distill from it whatever alcohol that might be gleaned....

--Kaiser--

Czarcasm wrote: »

Sooner do my best Bear Grylls impression tbh than drink any of that stuff Kaiser! :pac:

Have you any hennessy in the back of the boot there?

Nah, but how bout I pour some petrol into an empty bottle? There'd be little difference in taste

Czarcasm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Nah, but how bout I pour some petrol into an empty bottle? There'd be little difference in taste

That reminds me of the time I was out visiting my grandfather in law round Christmas about nine years ago (see edit). He was passing out the whiskey and I didn't want to be getting too drunk and make a bad impression, etc.

I spotted a bottle of 7UP beside his armchair, "Aye, try some of that in it" he says.

Fùcking blew the tonsils off me! :pac:

What was in the 7UP bottle only poitin, and me thinking it was just flat 7up!

"Drink some water now in the morning and you'll be drunk again" he says!


Gas man, dead now but even on his last night in the hospital he'd a woodbine in one hand and a can of Guinness in the other!


EDIT: My wife just informed me her grandfather is dead about seven years! How the fcuk I remembered it like it was only two years ago... never was much good with time anyway!

Capt'n Midnight

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Northern Ireland is open for business on good friday.

'cept up there everyone gets the day off

not just bankers and civil servants

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

You can drink if you're a hotel resident? I did not know this.
Yuss.

or on a train

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

or on a train

But I drove.....to my hotel

Gweedling

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Got 2 bottles of Prosecco, bottle of red, bottle of white and 24 bottles of Corona.

Thinly veiled something something something.

dr.bollocko

Its that time of year again.

Micky Dolenz

Woot. Chocolate eggs for all.

Hotels for everyone

Sauve

bluewolf wrote: »

Hotels for everyone

Wana share again?

danniemcq

Sauve wrote: »

Wana share again?

You can't share hotels when you play monopoly. how many times do i have to tell you

RobbingBandit

Worthless peon finds secret mod discussion on annual coke and hookers party, waits patiently for location disclosure...

Sauve

Sauve wrote: »

Wana share again?

Okay

The Backwards Man

I have six cans of Cisk and a bunch of bananas in my fridge if anyone wants to join me?

Dravokivich

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Its that time of year again.

*sticks fingers in ears*

I CANT HEAR YOU

LA DE LA DE DAA

danniemcq

Just found out work paid me a day early.

Thats a sign if i ever saw one to stock up on booze tonight

LizT

I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night

mwhahahahahahaha

Sauve

LizT wrote: »

I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night

mwhahahahahahaha

That reminds me, mustn't forget to buy butter for the rasher and sausage sandwiches for the morning

maguic24

Lets have a boards alcoparty tomorrow....yeahhh.

Oh no wait, I'll be in Liverpool......yeahhh.

Hell Ram

No bars on Good Friday for some! Miniature flags advocating the sale of alcohol on Good Friday for other's!

WoollyRedHat

I herd if u drink de red wine on gud Friday it turns into blud.

Stavros Murphy

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Yes, they can. I know a few places in Dublin City centre Town did it last year.

Although I wonder why you'd go to a club with about 2.5 hours left, 10 euro in and 7 euro a drink

Just to poke the fish in the eye.

--LOS--

what??? you mean this year is no different than any other year? :eek:

Mr Simpson

LizT wrote: »

I'll raise a glass to you all tomorrow night

mwhahahahahahaha

I hope you get arrested!



I'll be drunk anyway

P_1

Just as well I have Herr Schneider currently resting up in the fridge I guess...

Capt'n Midnight

danniemcq wrote: »

You can't share hotels when you play monopoly. how many times do i have to tell you

If you play Israeli monopoly you can put your houses on Palestine's streets.

https://i.imgur.com/TuzcYi1.png