Worst football shirts ever

smileyj1987

RikkFlair

WARNING may cause headaches

steirishrover

Jason Todd wrote: »

I was slagged off big time when I bought this, don't know anyone who likes it besides me!

I got this jersey... I thought it was lovely at the time... Am I blind?

Mr Whirly

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that. I'm wearing it at the moment!

Mr.Nice Guy

Don't think even Becks could make this trendy:

aramush

This beaut is soon to join the list

Harry Deerpark

steirishrover wrote: »

I got this jersey... I thought it was lovely at the time... Am I blind?

Marseille?

Harry Deerpark

Man Utd have put out some of the worst jerseys I've ever seen.

smileyj1987

Mr Whirly wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that. I'm wearing it at the moment!

Swit Swoo ! I wouldn't wear a jersey with them colours if you payed me too !

token101

Can't imagine too many people were walking around Scunthorpe in this:


This is the worst I've ever seen.

RayCon

aramush wrote: »

This beaut is soon to join the list

Im still hoping that's a wind up .... jesus , do Warrior not have focus groups / fan feedback - how did that get past a sketch on a pad ... christ on a bike.

circadian

Coloured in by a 3 year old

monkeysnapper

willowthewisp wrote: »

More pics required, what about man u's green & gold drumstick circa 94ish?

Are you mad, that's my favourite shirt of all time

razorblunt

circadian wrote: »

Coloured in by a 3 year old

Watching his ailing grandads heart monitor?

SickBoy

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I love that jersey.

Charisteas

I don't know why it bothers me so much but I hate it when jerseys have the sponsor logo printed where the players name should be, then the players name printed below the number.

Rekop dog

You know it's time to give up on a forum when the same mundane threads roll out in a ~3 month cycles.

adaminho

Oldham Athletic away. Think this was similar to the Celtic one mentioned in the Op.

adaminho

Another one I thought I'd forgotten.

Lawrence1895

VFL Bochum, Germany, colours blue and white :pac:

Nailz

Lars1916 wrote: »

VFL Bochum, Germany, colours blue and white :pac:

Inappropriate hand gesture.

Lawrence1895

Nailz wrote: »

Inappropriate hand gesture.

Sorry, in the name of Stefan Kuntz...regardless of the English pronounciation of his second name

How Soon Is Now

theteal wrote: »

the orange Ireland one that I think they only wore once or twice in the end because it turned out to be "unlucky" or some sh!t. it was just manky and they only sold about 4 of them

Now i really want a super split.............

RikkFlair

adaminho wrote: »

Oldham Athletic away. Think this was similar to the Celtic one mentioned in the Op.

Head designer at Umbro from late 80s to early 90s was definitely smoking a doobie and passing it around

Grid.

Jeez ....I feel nauseous after looking at some of those!!

ollie1

Thousands of the orange Irelands jeresys were stolen from a warehouse before they went on sale.

The people who stole them probably had to give them away for free they where so bad :pac:

grenache

I'll see your Norwich and Coventry abominations and raise you this Sheffield Wednesday masterpiece from 1986:

Harry Deerpark

grenache wrote: »

I'll see your Norwich and Coventry abominations and raise you this Sheffield Wednesday masterpiece from 1986:

Definitely up there with the worst of them. Those shorts are terrible.

token101

grenache wrote: »

I'll see your Norwich and Coventry abominations and raise you this Sheffield Wednesday masterpiece from 1986:

Jesus that's like something from roller disco. ****ing dire.

ShooterSF

I know they're bad but I'd love to get my hands on a Campos Jersey.

Maire2009

willowthewisp wrote: »

The Cameroon onesie was magnificent, was banned was it?

I always wondered - what if they needed a quick pee? Remember Lehmann used to duck behind a billboard, pull it out, quick pee and back on. What did these lads do if ever needed doing? Not actually sure they ever got to wear it?

It was this one that got banned - the bib:

Lawrence1895

Maire2009 wrote: »

I always wondered - what if they needed a quick pee? Remember Lehmann used to duck behind a billboard, pull it out, quick pee and back on. What did these lads do if ever needed doing? Not actually sure they ever got to wear it?

It was this one that got banned - the bib:

Stuttgart againt Cluj? That was a typical Lehmann blunder :eek:

FatherTed

I present to you the shirt for the Colorado Caribou of the old NASL in the 70's

764dak

I see your Colorado Caribou and I raise you Getafe 2009/10.

Thecon21

grenache wrote: »

I'll see your Norwich and Coventry abominations and raise you this Sheffield Wednesday masterpiece from 1986:

Laughed out at that jersey.

Utterly horrible, imagine.. someone got paid to design that.

podge79

my eyes....

Captain Havoc

podge79 wrote: »

my eyes....

I think black and amber are lovely colours

Oat23

764dak wrote: »

I see your Colorado Caribou and I raise you Getafe 2009/10.

This should go in the BEST football shirt ever thread

Turtyturd

Oatesy23 wrote: »

This should go in the BEST football shirt ever thread

Agreed, it bad in a 'BOO, evil corporate b*stards' kind of way, but it's even more genius.

Cantona's Collars

Kerrydude1981

Jarrod

I can't believe the stick the orange Ireland jersey is getting. I still have it and wear it to the odd game.

As for Cameroon, both the sleeveless one and the onesie were banned. FIFA actually brought in a new rule stating that shirts and shorts must be two separate items of clothing when Puma released it. Video refs? Meh, goal line technology? maybe later, a team wants to play in a onesie, you say? Get Sepp on the blower, NOW!

764dak

Jarrod wrote: »

I can't believe the stick the orange Ireland jersey is getting. I still have it and wear it to the odd game.

As for Cameroon, both the sleeveless one and the onesie were banned. FIFA actually brought in a new rule stating that shirts and shorts must be two separate items of clothing when Puma released it. Video refs? Meh, goal line technology? maybe later, a team wants to play in a onesie, you say? Get Sepp on the blower, NOW!

Sepp Blatter is serious about fashion. In the 70s, Sepp Blatter was the president of World Society of Friends of Suspenders which is an organization to stop women replacing suspender belts with pantyhose.

Arsenal weren't alone in adopting the bruised banana template.
This is Slovan Bratislava's effort from 1992



The transitional RCS (Representative team of Czechs and Slovaks) also donned a white with blue version when they took on Belgium in 1993 in a WC qualifier

I dont suppose anyone would have any Adidas teamwear catalogues from the 80s to early 90s or perhaps know where i could source them?

Jarrod

Deleted User wrote: »

I dont suppose anyone would have any Adidas teamwear catalogues from the 80s to early 90s or perhaps know where i could source them?

I'm not sure. Are you looking for any shirts in particular? Classic football shirts has a pretty decent selection.

Jarrod

Jarrod wrote: »

I'm not sure. Are you looking for any shirts in particular? Classic football shirts has a pretty decent selection.

None in particular just looking at the various different templates they had around that time.

aramush

RayCon wrote: »

Im still hoping that's a wind up .... jesus , do Warrior not have focus groups / fan feedback - how did that get past a sketch on a pad ... christ on a bike.

Apparently its been signed, sealed and almost delivered!

Zaph

Just saw this on the BBC Sport website and felt it was suitably bad enough to warrant reviving this thread. 1994-95 Hereford away.

Lumbo

Zaph wrote: »

Just saw this on the BBC Sport website and felt it was suitably bad enough to warrant reviving this thread. 1994-95 Hereford away.

My god its magnificent.