Keys in a bowl.

666irishguy · 31-03-2013 1:30am

I always thought the keys in a bowl was a bit of an urban legend. It's all done online now with profiles and even facebook (so I am told). A lad who I went to college with found out his parents were active swingers the worst way possible. He got a lift home on the Friday evening instead of Saturday as he usually did, had no credit to ring ahead so he just landed on home. Walked in the back door and into the sitting room and found his parents and two other couples and a few single people in varying states of undress and pairing off to go upstairs. They never heard him as they were blasting out the tunes (some 70's ****e).

3ndahalfof6 · 31-03-2013 1:30am

Neadine wrote: »

Firstly, I'm not 'bitchin on' anyone.
And I need to prove what now, to who now?!

1st off you need to stop with the nowness, you need to prove nuttin to the nuttiness, but to evolve you need to do ten sit ups while not speaking.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:31am

Dwork wrote: »

They're affiliated to the IRA-I'd Ride Anyone. The break-away faction, the R.IRA is a bit more widespread. The R is for Realistically. It applies more to males.

I can already see the fliers being dispersed throughout Irish communities and centres around the globe.
Really, it can only be a huge success!

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:33am

666irishguy wrote: »

I always thought the keys in a bowl was a bit of an urban legend. It's all done online now with profiles and even facebook (so I am told). A lad who I went to college with found out his parents were active swingers the worst way possible. He got a lift home on the Friday evening instead of Saturday as he usually did, had no credit to ring ahead so he just landed on home. Walked in the back door and into the sitting room and found his parents and two other couples and a few single people in varying states of undress and pairing off to go upstairs. They never heard him as they were blasting out the tunes (some 70's ****e).

Scarred for life, there isn't enough therapy in the world to get you over that.

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 1:34am

i know some couples that if i picked there keys i would have got a result but the wife wouldnt be best pleased with her match

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:34am

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

1st off you need to stop with the nowness, you need to prove nuttin to the nuttiness, but to evolve you need to do ten sit ups while not speaking.

I'm not feeling the need right now.

Dwork · 31-03-2013 1:36am

Neadine wrote: »

I can already see the fliers being dispersed throughout Irish communities and centres around the globe.
Really, it can only be a huge success!

truth be known, every man alive is a member of the IRA. They just don't get the chance to see active service.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:36am

lost in cork wrote: »

i know some couples that if i picked there keys i would have got a result but the wife wouldnt be best pleased with her match

Would that be your wife or their wife?
(Have no idea why it even matters!)

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:38am

Dwork wrote: »

truth be known, every man alive is a member of the IRA. They just don't get the chance to see active service.

A sort of underground community where only a few are chosen?!

3ndahalfof6 · 31-03-2013 1:39am

Neadine wrote: »

I'm not feeling the need right now.

Most important, is you realize you will feel the need, I am here for you, be lucky,

but most of all be happy.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:41am

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Most important, is you realize you will feel the need, I am here for you, be lucky,

but most of all be happy.

I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 1:42am

Neadine wrote: »

Would that be your wife or their wife?
(Have no idea why it even matters!)

i think it just goes to show the whole bowl thing is flawed ,nobody wins unless everybody wins ,in this situation

3ndahalfof6 · 31-03-2013 1:46am

Neadine wrote: »

I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.

This word is lies, perfectly, no human can get to that stage, unless you are jeebus.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:46am

lost in cork wrote: »

i think it just goes to show the whole bowl thing is flawed ,nobody wins unless everybody wins ,in this situation

First of all you're complaining about the lack of surprise, and now you're complaining about the potential surprise.
There's just no pleasing some people. :rolleyes:

Dwork · 31-03-2013 1:47am

Neadine wrote: »

I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.

You've pulled! Lucky you.:eek::pac::D

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:50am

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

This word is lies, perfectly, no human can get to that stage, unless you are jeebus.

Ah now, it's nearly 1am, settle.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 1:51am

Dwork wrote: »

You've pulled! Lucky you.:eek::pac::D

Pulled what though?!

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:17am

Neadine wrote: »

First of all you're complaining about the lack of surprise, and now you're complaining about the potential surprise.
There's just no pleasing some people. :rolleyes:

oh go on then throw your keys in the bowl:D

Smidge · 31-03-2013 2:24am

To the best of my knowledge there are SERIOUS amounts of swingers and swappers going in most towns and villages around the country.
Def not a city thing exclusively

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:29am

lost in cork wrote: »

oh go on then throw your keys in the bowl:D

I don't have a bowl, I'm deprived!

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:30am

Smidge wrote: »

To the best of my knowledge there are SERIOUS amounts of swingers and swappers going in most towns and villages around the country.
Def not a city thing exclusively

So, would you be someone swinging in the country!?

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:33am

Neadine wrote: »

So, would you be someone swinging in the country!?

are you swinging curious?

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:34am

lost in cork wrote: »

are you swinging curious?

I'm just generally curious.

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:38am

Neadine wrote: »

I'm just generally curious.

if the oppurtunity arose would you try it?

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:40am

lost in cork wrote: »

if the oppurtunity arose would you try it?

What's the opportunity?

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:42am

Neadine wrote: »

What's the opportunity?

dont be coy you know what im asking

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-03-2013 2:46am

Enough wine and Id have my keys in the bowl.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:46am

lost in cork wrote: »

dont be coy you know what im asking

Keys, nor bowls do it for me.

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:47am

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Enough wine and Id have my keys in the bowl.

Maybe you should talk to lostincork!

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:50am

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Enough wine and Id have my keys in the bowl.

thats what i like ,a game girl

Smidge · 31-03-2013 2:52am

Neadine wrote: »

So, would you be someone swinging in the country!?

Def-a-nitely not me, you should see the hack of them that are at it:eek:
Bleeuurggh:pac:

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:55am

Smidge wrote: »

Def-a-nitely not me, you should see the hack of them that are at it:eek:
Bleeuurggh:pac:

But how do you know who they are?

hightower1 · 31-03-2013 2:56am

Yeah I've been a few of these parties, great way to get rid of a worn out missus and trade up the car.

<Picks keys with bmw/ merc / audi logo.. whispers "yoink" and runs>

Neadine · 31-03-2013 2:57am

hightower1 wrote: »

Yeah I've been a few of these parties, great way to get rid of a worn out missus and trade up the car.

<Picks keys with bmw/ merc / audi logo.. whispers "yoink" and runs>

Now I'm thinking, car upgrade may make it worth it.... but probably not..

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 2:58am

Smidge wrote: »

Def-a-nitely not me, you should see the hack of them that are at it:eek:
Bleeuurggh:pac:

how do you know what they look like?

Smidge · 31-03-2013 3:03am

lost in cork wrote: »

how do you know what they look like?

Believe, EVERYONE around knows who most of them are.
Some of them make no secret about their clandestine activities.
Not my cup of tea but each to their own and all that:)

Neadine · 31-03-2013 3:08am

Smidge wrote: »

Believe, EVERYONE around knows who most of them are.
Some of them make no secret about their clandestine activities.
Not my cup of tea but each to their own and all that:)

The mind boggles.

Smidge · 31-03-2013 3:13am

Neadine wrote: »

The mind boggles.

It's not only the mind that boggles, you should see the size of the bellies on some of them:D:P

Neadine · 31-03-2013 3:16am

Smidge wrote: »

It's not only the mind that boggles, you should see the size of the bellies on some of them:D:P

Lovely, thanks for sharing.

Smidge · 31-03-2013 3:17am

Neadine wrote: »

Lovely, thanks for sharing.

Nothing like a visual image is there?

La_Gordy · 31-03-2013 3:20am

I went to a swingers party once. There was nobody rideable so I gave a few polite gobjobs and made my excuses.

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-03-2013 3:51am

La_Gordy wrote: »

I went to a swingers party once. There was nobody rideable so I gave a few polite gobjobs and made my excuses.

I f*cking love the word gobjob!

Neadine · 31-03-2013 8:22am

La_Gordy wrote: »

I went to a swingers party once. There was nobody rideable so I gave a few polite gobjobs and made my excuses.

Now what that be similar to lobing the gob?

Joey the lips · 31-03-2013 8:27am

Is this one of these spunout ideas again..... Down with that sort of thing.

suicide_circus · 31-03-2013 10:26am

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I f*cking love the word gobjob!

it's my word of the day!

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-03-2013 11:39am

suicide_circus wrote: »

it's my word of the day!

Let me know how you drop that into conversation :P

lost in cork · 31-03-2013 1:40pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Let me know how you drop that into conversation :P

its easy you just say "have you seen whats happening in N.Korea any chance of a gobjob in case it all kicks off over there"

jaffacakesyum · 31-03-2013 2:13pm

This thread is fantastic. AH has been missing a thread like this :pac:

Ruu · 31-03-2013 2:27pm

Filthy carry-on, 10 Hail Marys for the OP.

Keys in a bowl.

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