being refused alcohol

iguy

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

Montroseee

How regular and in what quantities do you buy? He may be trying to do you a favour...

Super-Rush

You were right to tell us.

7ofBrian

That's a lovely story.

nocoverart

HaHa! so much denial in One sentence, I love it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

The feel good story of the century.

The Backwards Man

I'm outraged!!

Wait, that's not the word.

I'm apathetic!!

Rayne Wooney

Jesus that's terrible, Joe.

Owen_S

Dear diary...

Professey Chin

Look at all the fucks I give!!!
Theyre falling from the sky!!

Chucken

Were you in America op? No stores here...only shops.

willmunny1990

I love it.

McDermotX

Fair play to the shopkeeper.




Whatever that is.

admiralofthefleet

now ring your mum and tell her

ted1

At this time my thoughts and prayers are with the OPs family and friends

Here Precious2

willmunny1990 wrote: »

I love it.

just as much as I loved that Chelsea result today eh Willy?;)

hefferboi

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

Yeah, thank God.

Chucken

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

now ring your mum and tell her

Mum? Mom surely?

tim3000

I was 23 in Germany last year went into a shop to buy beer for which the limit over there is 16 was asked for identification. Mortified ha

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

What, refused to sell you his off-license???

Chucken

tim3000 wrote: »

I was 23 in Germany last year went into a shop to buy beer for which the limit over there is 16 was asked for identification. Mortified ha

..and you'll be asked here too.

admiralofthefleet

Chucken wrote: »

Mum? Mom surely?

is the op an american?

Chucken

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

is the op an american?

I dunno? He said store..not shop.

wonski

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

How old are you? You never said if you had an ID.

willmunny1990

wonski wrote: »

How old are you? You never said if you had an ID.

Does it matter?

Phoebas

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Does it matter?

Does any of it?

wonski

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Does it matter?

No, if you sell your licence.
Yes, if you sell your alcohol.

Ihatecuddles-old

You got your booze, thats all that matters.

tim3000

Chucken wrote: »

..and you'll be asked here too.

I dont go drinking without i.d. ah the curses of being baby faced

willmunny1990

Phoebas wrote: »

Does any of it?

Not even a little.

darkdubh

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

It's Good Friday You heathen.Hang on that was yesterday.

orestes

I can use the boy boy toilet all by myself.

Yakult

Have you thought about writing a book OP?

Chucken

tim3000 wrote: »

I dont go drinking without i.d. ah the curses of being baby faced

Nothing to do with your baby face..sorry
Shop staff have to ask if you're over the legal drinking age.

nocoverart

Yakult wrote: »

Have you thought about writing a book OP?

There, would, be, an, awful, lot, of, commas, in, it.

tim3000

Chucken wrote: »

Nothing to do with your baby face..sorry
Shop staff have to ask if you're over the legal drinking age.

Of course its something to do with how you look .I just happen to look like a 15 year old hence getting asked in an Ann summers once

iguy

Hi guys sorry for shortage in information,
The shopkeeper wouldn't serve me alcohol,
I'm not American.
One of the reasons he may not of served me is that I every night around 9 I would go into his store and buy 10 can's of bulmers and naggin of vodka......
I drink a lot don't I, I'm a self confessed alcoholic ain't I?

BillyMitchel

iguy wrote: »

Hi guys sorry for shortage in information,
The shopkeeper wouldn't serve me alcohol,
I'm not American.
One of the reasons he may not of served me is that I every night around 9 I would go into his store and buy 10 can's of bulmers and naggin of vodka......
I drink a lot don't I, I'm a self confessed alcoholic ain't I?

Being the wk end that's in it OP you should of got the priest around to say another mass.

He is risen from the dead and he is lord, every knee shall bow every da da da because he is lordddddd.

iguy

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Being the wk end that's in it OP you should of got the priest around to say another mass.

He is risen from the dead and he is lord, every knee shall bow every da da da because he is lordddddd.

hallelujah!!!
Praise the lord.

Sofiztikated

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

I hear Pixar are getting the movie rights, with Tom Hanks voicing the plucky, yet undernourised, city dweller, and Azelia Banks voicing the straightup street rat.

It's all about the merchandising.

orestes

iguy wrote: »

One of the reasons he may not of served me is that I every night around 9 I would go into his store and buy 10 can's of bulmers and naggin of vodka......
I drink a lot don't I, I'm a self confessed alcoholic ain't I?

Pfffft, amateur.

opinion guy

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

Well I don't know about you brother but I'm pissed. and wahts more I['m going to go pour anbother whiskey that I bought my own self without any questions

scotchy

I can’t believe I have just subscribed to this thread.



:rolleyes:

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Grand Moff Tarkin

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight, the shopkeeper refused to sell it to me, I'm a regular customer, I went to another store and I was served, thank god!

Cool story bro.

Gyalist

Maybe the shopkeeper is a boardsie who has read your signature and thought that he was saving you from yourself.

WayneMolloy

iguy wrote: »

Hi guys sorry for shortage in information,
The shopkeeper wouldn't serve me alcohol,
I'm not American.
One of the reasons he may not of served me is that I every night around 9 I would go into his store and buy 10 can's of bulmers and naggin of vodka......
I drink a lot don't I, I'm a self confessed alcoholic ain't I?

Seventy cans of bulmers and a near litre and a half of vodka per week? How the hell can you afford that? Lets say a can of bulmers is two euro and a naggin a fiver (conservative prices) - thats 175 euro a week spent in the offo.

And the chap refused you? Decent skin, hes obviously concerned for you. Take the hint. You may thank him for it one day. Your body definitely will.

Chop Chop

WayneMolloy wrote: »

Seventy cans of bulmers and a near litre and a half of vodka per week? How the hell can you afford that? Lets say a can of bulmers is two euro and a naggin a fiver (conservative prices) - thats 175 euro a week spent in the offo.

He'll be dead in no time, I knew someone who died before they were 30 from about the same level of alcohol consumption, cider it was too, his liver was rotten.

Gummy Panda

I will contemplate this story on the throne of woe

ejmaztec

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I hear Pixar are getting the movie rights, with Tom Hanks voicing the plucky, yet undernourised, city dweller, and Azelia Banks voicing the straightup street rat.

It's all about the merchandising.

A suitable title would be "Falling Down 2".

Paddy Cow

Chucken wrote: »

Were you in America op? No stores here...only shops.

What about Dunnes Stores?

FloatingVoter

iguy wrote: »

I went to my local off licence tonight!

He probably doesn't serve time travellers.