For the lols

TeddyTedson

I've found things we do for fun and a laugh just keep getting weirder and weirder. My mate forgot his phone from my place earlier and I've been texting his better half telling her that I have a special night for her all ready to go once she gets in from work. She's an absolute neat freak and little does she know the house is an absolute mess
I've obviously fraped him too with the standard nonsense that everyone knows is a frape.
I might text his mom now too and just say "sometimes I wish we weren't related" or would that be too far? :P

Anyway, have boardsies any good stories I can borrow for material.

Happy Easter Boards.ie and thanks for the PM :p:D

Mr Benevolent

Cut back on the Tesco Value whiskey would be my advice, Teddy m'son.

Ruudi_Mentari

The Greates,

who'd want to put a bottle of liquor to a face like that.

PhlegmyMoses

His ma.
His mam.
His auld one.
His mother.
His mum.

Anything but mom*

*Unless you are American.

tim3000

Maybe you should post his number here and we can join in the "fun"

Lucena

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I've obviously fraped him too with the standard nonsense that everyone knows is a frape.

I've yet to see an original/funny frape. I'm guessing you wrote "I am gay" or something along those lines.

onlyup

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

His ma.
His mam.
His auld one.
His mother.
His mum.

Anything but mom*

*Unless you are American.

A lot of Irish people say Mom, get over it.

amacca

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I might text his mom now too and just say "sometimes I wish we weren't related" or would that be too far? :P

nah...tis weak imo

see if you can do his ma and make a stickleback out of it for his Facebook (now that my friend is a practical joke one could be proud of)

when asked why you did it...you can then say with pride...for the lols!

Lucena

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

His ma.
His mam.
His auld one.
His mother.
His mum.

Anything but mom*

*Unless you are American.

He said "mom"??!!!:eek: Kill it with fire!

Sunnyisland

Have you been drinking agin Ted ? :-)

Agricola

onlyup wrote: »

A lot of Irish people say Mom, get over it.

A lot of twats. And thats twats, not twots btw.

amacca

Lucena wrote: »

I've yet to see an original/funny frape. I'm guessing you wrote "I am gay" or something along those lines.

oh stop, stop it your killing me

I am gay, ha ha ha oh god my sides are splitting.....now that is hilarious......and like presumably the person in question isn't in fact gay but they are deeply homophobic?

oh god, if I don't stop laughing soon I may die.

PhlegmyMoses

onlyup wrote: »

A lot of Irish people say Mom, get over it.

I refuse to get over it. How do you like me now?

mewe

That Teddy,he's so crazy lol lol lmfao rofl etc etc etc

Swampy

Switch people's numbers around. As in his missus for his mother etc .

TeddyTedson

Please don't get all bitchy with each other, it makes me sad! Save that for youtube comments. I haven't been drinking today, I promise.
I type "mom" but it would sound more like "mam". There's nothing wrong with it.
His girlfriend is going to kill me. :-D

BillyMitchel

Agricola wrote: »

A lot of twats. And thats twats, not twots btw.

In fairness twat is a slang word used mainly by English, so you both are wrong I'm afraid.

sfwcork

Swampy wrote: »

Switch people's numbers around. As in his missus for his mother etc .

Good idea swampy

I like your style

PhlegmyMoses

Send a video of your ejaculating penis to his missus. See if she can tell the difference.

onlyup

Agricola wrote: »

A lot of twats. And thats twats, not twots btw.

Nah, twats and 'tards are the ones who are anal over certain types of words being used. You can't control it. "Mom" is a common word for Mother in Ireland so get over it.

FloatingVoter

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

Send a video of your ejaculating penis to his mum. See if she can tell the difference.

FYP

MadsL

Change all his contacts to his mother's (mom's ) mobile number.

Watch as his life disintegrates.

onlyup

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

I refuse to get over it. How do you like me now?

Still not a lot. Funny, eh?

Chemical Burn

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

His ma.
His mam.
His auld one.
His mother.
His mum.

Anything but mom*

*Unless you are American.

This. Saying mom should be a bannable offense, unless you can PM Gordon or a moderator proof of citizenship of a North American Country / Territory.

Rayne Wooney

Swap the names of his girlfriend and mam's numbers around and send a sext to his girlfriend, then give the phone back to him.



Get the popcorn sit back and watch his reaction.

onlyup

Chemical Burn wrote: »

This. Saying mom should be a bannable offense, unless you can PM Gordon or a moderator proof of citizenship of a North American Country / Territory.

Is your precious English language being Americanized? :eek::rolleyes:

Chuck Stone

Tedser's the man. A likeable man who wears his heart on his sleeve.

Ruudi_Mentari

Mom is a bit like lol. in that it should be for the lulz?

and may be more indicative of where ted is from though D4 and Limerick, for instance are worlds apart..

endacl

Use up all his credit. Calling the 'I don't want to be a knob, but somehow I just can't help meself' helpline?

Or turn his phone off?

Fromthetrees

Text roulette creepy love messages or psychotic angry messages to a few dozen people.

Lots of weird porn videos should be sent.

You have to start making long distance international calls now.

Let's break this mother****er down, let's make him pay for what he did with pain.

WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruudi_Mentari

You bleat that shìt boy... like a long lost lamb, cryin' for his "Maaaaaaaaa....".

Agricola

BillyMitchel wrote: »

In fairness twat is a slang word used mainly by English, so you both are wrong I'm afraid.

Yeah but I like the English, it's the Yanks I'm after.

TeddyTedson

My friend has a stepmother so I'm used to saying "step mom".
Can we just get off the mom thing now. There are more pressing matters at hand.
Has anyone got any good ones? I wouldn't do this of I thought I'd get in trouble. They won't be offended or anything

mattjack

bluewolf wrote: »

Do you not have anything better to do?

People's headphones to be tugging, that kinda thing?

Its not the real Ted , the real Ted would have the phone stuck up his arse by now , none of this "texting his girlfriend , mom " shite .