Insults You No Longer Hear

Blisterman

"You Spastic"
"Ya big feeler"

Prodigious

He's the two ends of a prick.

judgefudge

People don't use "sh1tehawk" enough in my opinion.

Ludo

Langer

Daveysil15

Ya blouse wearing willy hugger.
Ya feckless rouge.
Ya sausage jockey.

Sauve

Lúdramán

rubadub

"he's a fleck"

3ndahalfof6

How dare you, how very dare you.

You long streak of p1ss

sfwcork

Racist ones

Everyone is so easily offended or poltically correct these days

not yet

rubadub wrote: »

"he's a fleck"

A what...!!

3ndahalfof6

sfwcork wrote: »

Racist ones

Everyone is so easily offended or politically correct these days

Everyone is offend by politics that is not correct these days.

not yet

Ask me ring piece or the state of your ma

Clareman

Ya gawl

danslevent

"Bite me"

In my youth people used to parrot that really annoying Americanism

The Backwards Man

Ragamuffin

irish bloke

You amadan.

homemadecider

Plonker

Bender

(Both classics)

Standard Toaster

"Good man yourself" said really sarcastically.

irish bloke

danslevent wrote: »

"Bite me"

In my youth people used to parrot that really annoying Americanism

Ya, I always hated when people said that.

irish bloke

Piss mire...

Mint Sauce

Something to do with blasting, and ones female parent.

Daveysil15

Jip stain.

Rented Mule

Some young kid kept ringing the house one night yelling 'yer ma's black mate'.

Weakest prank call that I have ever gotten.

admiralofthefleet

ye sap and ye spa

token101

Suck it

sfwcork

Ah yeah i use to love bender

Whatabout u pillock

stmol32

"Zounds, thou art liken to ane lover of young boys bums"

Seems like centuries since that one was around.

starlings

blackguard

latchico

pleidhc

scut

Czarcasm

Up yours!

Knob Jockey!

ballsymchugh

you dirty black protestant bastard!

fruitman

so's your ma!

The Backwards Man

irish-stew wrote: »

Something to do with blasting, and ones female parent.

Reminds of the classy ITV overdubbing in the 80s, when 'motherfcuker' became mothercrusher or melon farmer or other such hardcore insults.:pac:

starlings

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Reminds of the classy ITV overdubbing in the 80s, when 'motherfcuker' became mothercrusher or melon farmer or other such hardcore insults.:pac:

I used to wonder if "rack off you dag" was made up by Australian tv in the same style.

Archeron

I dont hear geebag very much anymore.

HugsiePie

Talk to the hand cause the ears ain't listening.

Drakares

"A face like a well slapped arse."

We should bring that back into fashion, I quite like it.

Call Me Jimmy

Fartknocker

irish bloke

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Fartknocker

Ah come on, your just making them up now

Savage Tyrant

Ya fruit!

Call Me Jimmy

irish bloke wrote: »

Ah come on, your just making them up now

Are you serious? That was a staple of my dialect as a youth. No word of a lie I tells ye.

SicklySweet

Ya gimp
You wah

jokettle

The biggest cnut who ever wore shoe leather.

One of my personal favourites, but haven't heard it in far too long.

irish bloke

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Are you serious? That was a staple of my dialect as a youth. No word of a lie I tells ye.

Honestly never heard of it. Not a limerick word that's for sure.

Standard Toaster

"Hey Laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!! ”

WIZE

Kiddy Fiddler

rolliepoley

ya tool.
ya jippo.
ya smellbag.
ya mucksavage.

dodderangler

Go ask the butt end of me flute

See you ya little fool

Etc etc etc

aman23

i'd ride the black off her!

LordSutch

Well I remember well when 'Spa' was the usual insult thrown at anybody and everybody back in my school days!
(Spa being the abbreviation of Spastic) So I guess 'Spa' is outlawed in schools these days, along with cripple & retard?

Hopefully all those insults are long gone, and they were shocking when you think about them now . . . . .

humbert

Clotpole.