Insults You No Longer Hear

wil

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,"

A. Dent

(Apols to any Vl'hurgs out there)

Thundercats Ho

Vito Corleone wrote: »

I'm from the west and between 2004-2009 people used to say you "rehab" a lot. Never understood it, rehab?

People who worked in the Rehabilitation Institute (people with some sort of disability).

I haven't heard 'ya split decision' in years.

jippo nolan

Yah hoors melt !

qwerty93

ShagNastii wrote: »

Years ago when EVERYBODY seemed to be from a good wholesome family unit. Insulting somebody for being from a single parent family or for being an actual b*stard was common..

There was a kid in my school universally called John Daddy Gone.

Same at ours , one poor lad was called "run away ray" after his long gone father

maximoose

Shirtlifter
Windowlicker


Classics.

trickymicky

ya mog! havent heard that in years.

Solair

Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous!
(Haven't heard anyone using that for quite some time)

marketty

Up your gicker

Manc-Red

marketty wrote: »

Up your gicker

hahahaha!

Manc-Red

" Ask your Aulone "

eviltimeban

"Ask me brown" or "I will in me brown" / general use of the word "brown" to mean arse.

I remember "mentaller" being used a lot. Same as "spa" I suppose.

"Benny". Anyone remember "Are you a Benny tied to a pole?" No idea what it meant.

Manc-Red

" Ye f***in Sham Ya! "

minidazzler

Trollop, I'm making it come back.

Skill Magill

eviltimeban wrote: »

"Ask me brown" or "I will in me brown" / general use of the word "brown" to mean arse.

I remember "mentaller" being used a lot. Same as "spa" I suppose.

"Benny". Anyone remember "Are you a Benny tied to a pole?" No idea what it meant.

It meant if you weren't tied to a pole you were a homosexual on the loose, I hope that clears things up for you :pac:

daithi1970

my parents had a great phrase for someone with no cop on-they would describe that person as "..as sharp as a marble"

daithi

rolliepoley

muttonhead.

degausserxo

Poxbottle is a personal favourite of mine

stefan idiot jones

Looper

stefan idiot jones

Wazzock

stefan idiot jones

Waste of underpants

stefan idiot jones

Pillow biter

I know it's banned from AH but I have to admit that I still say

"and yer ma"

stefan idiot jones

Joey (as in Joey Deacon the Blue Peter sponsored spastic who wrote a book by grunting to his friend. Then after an appeal to raise thousands to build him a purpose built house the fu@ker died just before it was finished.

Tool

Sledge

Headbanger

Scabby Whore

rolliepoley

Your a slidder. as in sneak off.

:pac:

degausserxo

rolliepoley wrote: »

Your a slidder. as in sneak off.

:pac:

Back in my day it was 'sneak off-er, sneak off-er!'

Tommyboy87

Ya Tullip
A pleb

stefan idiot jones

And a classic one from my childhood to describe any one from India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka..... etc. Paki !

misses with rifles

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

A friend of mine from Kildare uses the word "Stook", as in "you're a stook" (rhymes with "Luke"), which I'm quite positive is an entirely made up word of her own devising.

still use that one meself

stefan idiot jones

Skid mark

misses with rifles

you were dancin at your parents wedding

Tontolicious

Always hated it when girls called each other "GEE BAG".

Skill Magill

My grandfather used the word Bowsy a lot, its interchangeable with todays bollix

rolliepoley

Did i mention fleebag ?

degausserxo

Tontolicious wrote: »

Always hated it when girls called each other "GEE BAG".

But some people really ARE geebags - there's no other word for it!!

ElvisChrist6

He has a neck like a jockey's bollocks!
Ya whoore's melt!

some random drunk

You sack!

Ya Christy, ya! (As in Christy Brown)

You big Balooba!

lukesmom

Ya sausage eatin rectangle come out and face the music

Lucena

Heard this one time, about a poor guy whose teeth stuck out a lot: "He'd ate an apple through a letter-box!"

smileyj1987

Ya Tosspot .

LiamoSail

Probably been mentioned, but 'dork' and 'bet down' have sadly been consigned to history.

Unless, obviously if you live outside dublin in which case you can look forward to those insults, along with the advent of skinny jeans on men becoming fashionable, over the next year or so

franktheplank

"Fool of a Took", haven't heard that one since middle-earth, good times, good times....

Grayditch

Gerou-a-me life, ya bleedin' dzope, yer in bits!

Knackerbastard was always a good one.

Troxck

Wankstain on the pants of society

hardy buck salmon

Gom / gomme

cruais

Your mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

cruais

marketty wrote: »

Up your gicker

Ten times quicker...

Da Shins Kelly

I remember people calling each other "mongoloids" when I was younger. Pretty offensive term when I think back on it now.

cruais

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

I remember people calling each other "mongoloids" when I was younger. Pretty offensive term when I think back on it now.

Which was shortened to "mongo"

Da Shins Kelly

cruais wrote: »

Which was shortened to "mongo"

Didn't hear "mongo" so much. Where I lived, there were no abbreviations on that particular insult, for some reason.

YouSavedMyLife

Ye prrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick