Insults You No Longer Hear

Menas

That fella is some Poser.

jippo nolan

Get up the yard, there's. A smell of benjy off Yeh !

rolliepoley

This is a bad one,

ya fkn bloodcloth

jkell061

Ya test tube baby!

& Fanny features

Duff

A Dundalk native, ''Ya haaaaaaandicaaap''

irish bloke

Go way you steamer...

Still makes me laugh

.red.

her f@nny lips are more like gammon steaks than rashers

Tontolicious

Gic breath

howardmarks

Ye Jammy bollox ye

Cockmuncher

Wouldn't give ya the steam of his piss

entropi

Gobshite.

Shitehawk.

Cunt (never said enough times in the day, let alone now).

Fuckface.

Frere Jacques

Yes unfortunately calling people mentally handicapped was a big thing since the 70s. It's something I'm glad to see the back of.
Down here in Cork my earliest memory would be "Go on ya Ba" Were Ba was pronounced like Bop but without the p at the end. It came from the an old ad on the telly were the nurse was shouting Ba repeatedly into a toddlers ear to check for signs of response.
Another one I enjoyed was in a pub in Dublin in 2004 after Cork won the All Ireland. Niall MacCarthy had just gotten man of the match on the Sunday game and the middle aged lad next to me goes " How the f#ck could they give it to that Dawh." A classic from the playground back in the day.
Top marks to some of the previous ones. Ya big feeler was definely popular in Cork circa '83.
Fool of a Took, is always good when you know one or two others will get the joke. Back when we were in school the Omen was on the telly. All of my buddys had managed to see it even though we were young. Anytime someone did something out of the way one of us would say "He's killed once, heeeeee'll kill again". Pure childish but still brings a smile to my face.

admiralofthefleet

my father in law's beautiful wish towards margeret thatcher -

i hope she gets cancer of the gee

osarusan

The thread is too long so I haven't read it all, but I saw that 'spastic' was one of the early mentions.

I'm happy to report that I keep that I occasionally call my wife this (in jest), complete with apparently uncontrollable waving of my arms, which assume the traditional bent-wrist, clenched fist crablike position, and the accompanying classic spastic 'UNNN-UUUNNN- UUUUNNN' noise, both of which are essential for any successful useage of the insult.

Recently I've started calling our toddler son a 'mucker' too, which forced her to ask what it meant, something that was a great source of amusement to me.

I think that living so far from home, in a culture so different, has heightened my awareness of these cherished elements of our culture and traditions, which I am keen to maintain and promote.

IrishExpat

Haven't heard tosspot in a few years now.

Tropheus

You're not worth the fill of me arse with a shovel full of snow. An old Monaghan put down according to my father-in-law.

Full.Duck

I know you are but what am I?

rolliepoley

Tontolicious wrote: »

Gic breath

There is a smell of sh+te off your breath.

DonKing

I hav'nt read the whole thread but from my school days

steamer

El Guapo!

Pox-bottle.

onionhead

You've a head like a sheriff's badge

lazygal

G bag
Blaggard/Blackguard (sp)

NuckingFacker

You know what you are pal? You're a nucking facker. Ya big follix.

You never hear that anymore. Since Ted died.

Doublelime

You hoe
Skumbag
Stupid git
Fair play to you (sarcastically"
Freak

Doublelime

You hoe
Skumbag
Stupid git
Fair play to you (sarcastically"
Freak

LuckyFinigan

One I use to always hear in school was "wah he said your mothers gay, you have to go fight him".

Paddy Cow

Not an insult but "up the pole"

'ask me ghoul'

Archeron

Archeron wrote: »

I dont hear geebag very much anymore.

You'd think Nidge would have brought it back with his use of it in Love/Hate.

Dr conrad murray

"go'way ya handicap fools basterd or i'll hurt ya!" - as once said to me by a member of a certain community

Zyzz

SILLY BILLY







..insulting I know

rolliepoley

Dr conrad murray wrote: »

"go'way ya handicap fools basterd or i'll burst your eyeball with a slap!" - as once said to me by a member of a certain community

Mickey H

"Ya thundering bastard."

Haven't heard that one in years.

jiltloop

fudge packer
smeg head (thanks red dwarf)
prickarse, I particularly like prickarse

gammygils

''The best part o' ya ran down yer mother's leg!!''

Frito

C*ck-suckin mother-f*ckin thunderc*nt.

Just can't say it anymore.

gammygils

"If sh*t could shine you'd be a Lighthouse!"

Haven't heard that one since the early 80's

Son Of A Vidic

"Hey fúckface."

"Ya shítbag."

"Ya dirtbox."

"Ya loop da loop."

Smidge

Has anyone said "Gic na" yet??:D

schnitzelEater

Do you know where the five lamps are? Well go hang your bollix from them.

Thanks to 'The Dunnie'.

greenpilot

What are you going to do for a face when King Kong wants his arse back?

ruthloss

Cabóg

Flutterby80

He has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp - a favourite of my dad
Ya whores abortion! / ya must have had a strong arm!
Wankbag!

Royal Legend

She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of nettles

joe stodge

You've a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Paddy Cow

You're such a disease.

You're what the French call, Les Incompéntents.

mewe

Flutterby80 wrote: »

He has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp - a favourite of my dad
Ya whores abortion! / ya must have had a strong arm!
Wankbag!

Ah the oul whores abortion-haven't heard that one in a while! :pac:

admiralofthefleet

she's a face like a pigs arse

Flutterby80

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she's a face like a pigs arse

A face like the back end of a bus!
A head for beating in doors!

Larianne

Ya dope!

Think it's still a popular insult in certain parts of the country.

Larianne

Duff wrote: »

A Dundalk native, ''Ya haaaaaaandicaaap''

That video still makes me laugh!

Where are they now!?!