Insults You No Longer Hear

Capt'n Midnight

A pox o'both your houses

rolliepoley

Smelly bladder.

:pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Yard ape and Spear chucker are ones that you don't hear much anymore. Also Sweet fella for a gay guy, does anyone remember that?

Royal Legend

Muck savage

Muttonhead

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ya window licker.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Spooks, Spades, Smokes and Spoons are other old phrases I can remember. 'Flamer' is another gay term.

Nobody seems to use these phrases anymore.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Also,

Ya crawley bum licker!

And

Beardy, beardy bumfluff!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Also,

Ya crawley bum licker!

And

Beardy, beardy bumfluff!

Nob Goblin.

doogydna

Flat-head.
Knuckle-dragger.
Mouth-breather.
Sperm-breath.

As in "You flat-head, knuckle-draggin', mouth-breathin' sperm-breath!"


Also : "I took your m0th3r from behind and she cried out your name!"

rolliepoley

Ya bum bandit.

jippo nolan

"Droopy knob"

Capt. Autumn

That lad's as thick as the corduroy part of me balls that never saw anything only ****e.

lecker Hendl

ya little ferret.

"Don't call me Bull again, ya little ferret"

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I never hear "Ya spacer" anymore.

Wacker The Attacker

danslevent wrote: »

"Bite me"

In my youth people used to parrot that really annoying Americanism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deWFn8-oFLM

0:39 - The two words you'll want to hear

Grayditch

If it hasn't been mentioned,

...Sparrowfart.

Wacker The Attacker

Your ma

crinklestein

Ye dirty damp yoke

Truncheon Rouge

ya big Gaybo

1ZRed

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

ya big Gaybo

That was always an insult were you sounded more gay yourself than them for saying it.

Nobody says arse bandit enough, imo

.red.

Ya poo pusher

naughtysmurf

It's been years since I heard anybody being called ....a Steamer

Chabals Beard

You fupping backstard
You grasshole

kennyboy9563

ya Benny
ya fudge packer

Aglomerado

You little rip!

gobnaitolunacy

Spastic or spaz.

Eat my shorts.

frank reynolds

Ye fúckin' capper
ye fúckin dope

remo (as in "remedial")

you're as bent as an S hook

Peregrine

Ye lil washer

What the hell did that mean anyway?

Finnt

You mong child
You Christy
Your a knob jockey

Fr_Fitzexactly

Finnt wrote: »

You mong child
You Christy
Your a knob jockey

Knob Jockey.. great term

Blisterman

" You Capper!"

MajesticDonkey

Quin_Dub

My favourites

• Whoremaster (pronounced (well screamed usually) WhoooOrrrrrMaaaassttorrrr)
• F**kstick (as in "Piss up a rope, F**kstick")
• W**kbag
• C**tbubble
• John Waynes Hairy Saddlebags

Also, I have a particular attraction to the more "colourful" Descriptive terms, such as

• He's got an Arsehole like a Clowns Pocket
• Fist Magnet
• Barse
• Biffon

Aglomerado

Quin_Dub wrote: »

My favourites

• Whoremaster (pronounced (well screamed usually) WhoooOrrrrrMaaaassttorrrr)
• F**kstick (as in "Piss up a rope, F**kstick")
• W**kbag
• C**tbubble
• John Waynes Hairy Saddlebags

Also, I have a particular attraction to the more "colourful" Descriptive terms, such as

• He's got an Arsehole like a Clowns Pocket
• Fist Magnet
• Barse
• Biffon

You are a Viz reader. (I recognise the "Rude Kid" quote!) Those are some of my favourites as well.

Since you don't see Podge and Rodge much any more I'm going to add:
"Ya stutterin' gobsheen!"

Quin_Dub

Aglomerado wrote: »

You are a Viz reader. (I recognise the "Rude Kid" quote!) Those are some of my favourites as well.

Indeed I am - I actually have the Complete Profanisaurus in Soft Copy!!!

Was tempted to quote a few sections here..but thought better of it...

byronbay2

Aglomerado wrote: »

You are a Viz reader. (I recognise the "Rude Kid" quote!) Those are some of my favourites as well.

Since you don't see Podge and Rodge much any more I'm going to add:
"Ya stutterin' gobsheen!"

Shouldn't that be scutterin' gobsheen??

Aglomerado

byronbay2 wrote: »

Shouldn't that be scutterin' gobsheen??

I would have thought so too, but I seem to remember P&R saying "Stutterin'" - and thinking that"scutterin'" would be even funnier!

Mulumpy

Our boss still calls us ginits from time to time. Ya feckin willknot was a favourite of mine.

stefan idiot jones

F*ckin' soap dodgers.

My Uncle used to remark on the hygiene of certain members of the travelling community.

Mr. Nice

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Spooks, Spades, Smokes and Spoons are other old phrases I can remember.

Nobody seems to use these phrases anymore.

Probably because some of them are very racist, try calling a black american guy spook or spade and see what happens.

triple-M

ya rich bast8rd

Belle E. Flops

ya mog

Remmy

I wouldn't let my governess ride that penny-farthing

Chavways

Knob Jockey

lukesmom

Des Kelly wouldn't lay ye!

belcampprisoner

blow me



from local priests

7ofBrian

Ye scuttering gobsheen

Mark Tapley

I haven't been called a Brit Bastard in a long time. Don't all jump in at once.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Mr. Nice wrote: »

Probably because some of them are very racist, try calling a black american guy spook or spade and see what happens.

Fcuk that
we're the furthest things from racists, Being white Irish or Italian, We share culture and laughs. Spook and Spade are common terms
Don't take offence, laugh along, what is the difference between your stupid democratic government and the Mafia? One of them is organised the other persecutes against you, the average gob****e is too stupid to vote, Irelands future is within Fasci Di Combatttimento. Maybes it's time conservatives had a say.

stoneill

I bite my thumb at thee!