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Would your profession be of any use if you were trapped on a desert island?

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  • #102
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Shop or darrcrow, I'm spoiled for choice! :D
    Well good luck at the shop! pick me up a few bottles on yer way back ;)
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    You're smoking, Redzer.;)

    Thought the obvious one was 'flaming' :p


  • #103
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Oh yes im a surgeon.


  • #104
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Oh yes im a surgeon.

    A pizza surgeon? Cause that doesn't really count ...


  • #105
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    If we're talking part time student work, I'm a market researcher.

    I'd be very useful as a few steaks.


  • #106
    rain on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    Seachmall wrote: »
    You and Makikomi could fight for our entertainment.


    Two coconuts says Makikomi wins in the second!
    He's the judo fella is he? I might have to sneak up on him in his sleep.


  • #107
    errlloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,616 ✭✭✭✭errlloyd


    I'm a tour guide studying law.

    I can't put into words how cateogirically screwed beyond belief I would be if Dominos disappeared next week, so I don't think I'd fair too well.


  • #108
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    rain on wrote: »
    He's the judo fella is he? I might have to sneak up on him in his sleep.


    Or just kick him in the coconuts and run like hell! :D


  • #109
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    I'm a ride, so if you're female, I'd be pretty useful for the first week or two. The novelty might fade a bit but I'd try not to let on.


  • #110
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    I'm a ride, so if you're female, I'd be pretty useful for the first week or two. The novelty might fade a bit but I'd try not to let on.
    Would you try to violate our back doors?


  • #111
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Would you try to violate our back doors?
    Only if you looked enthusiastic following expeditionary manouevers. Or if the front door was a bit too wide.:P


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  • #112
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I'll get rid of any of the pedophiles.


  • #113
    Rosy Posy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    As a professional mother I can make milk with my own body!

    I can also weave stuff out of flax and palm trees including a fishing net/basket. I cook a good fish and coconut curry too!

    And I did a natural nursing course a few years back so have a basic knowledge of medicinal plants.

    Also I have a vast repertoire of spirit rousing songs.


  • #114
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Would you try to violate our back doors?


    Batten down the hatches! :D


  • #115
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    As a professional mother I can make milk with my own body!

    I can also weave stuff out of flax and palm trees including a fishing net/basket. I cook a good fish and coconut curry too!

    And I did a natural nursing course a few years back so have a basic knowledge of medicinal plants.

    Also I have a vast repertoire of spirit rousing songs.

    Would you be able to soothe me to sleep should I find myself distressed in the middle of the night?


  • #116
    Rosy Posy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Would you be able to soothe me to sleep should I find myself distressed in the middle of the night?

    by singing a peaceful lullabye, absolutely.

    you're not getting any 'beloved' action though- thats the line in the sand right there.


  • #117
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    As a professional mother I can make milk with my own body!

    I can also weave stuff out of flax and palm trees including a fishing net/basket. I cook a good fish and coconut curry too!

    And I did a natural nursing course a few years back so have a basic knowledge of medicinal plants.

    Also I have a vast repertoire of spirit rousing songs.
    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    by singing a peaceful lullabye, absolutely.

    you're not getting any 'beloved' action though- thats the line in the sand right there.

    no point changing the rules at this late stage.


  • #118
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    you're not getting any 'beloved' action though- thats the line in the sand right there.

    Woah! You'll have to keep those thoughts to yourself, I just want to hear about that nice Molly Malone lady as I fall asleep.


  • #119
    Paramite Pie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    So you're offering to be first point of contact for the native cannibals?

    Sounds good from where I'm standing... Well behind you! :pac:

    Yes... I'll amaze them with whatever bits of modern gadgetry survived the crash and they'll think I'm a god. Once I've won them over I'll tell them how tasty you all are.;)
    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    But they have no souls!!! :eek:

    Neither do vampires and they're sexy as hell.


  • #120
    Rosy Posy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    no point changing the rules at this late stage.

    Mammy makes the rules.


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  • #121
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Rosy Posy wrote: »
    Mammy makes the rules.
    "Mammy" also already proves she puts out.:P That line in the sand got crossed.:D On the upside, it's always handy to have a Mammy. Someone has to be there to run to when the going gets tough.


  • #122
    Rosy Posy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    "Mammy" also already proves she puts out.:P That line in the sand got crossed.:D On the upside, it's always handy to have a Mammy. Someone has to be there to run to when the going gets tough.

    ???

    The line holds firm.


  • #123
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    You two need to get someone to make you a room on that island!


  • #124
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    I'm a ride, so if you're female, I'd be pretty useful for the first week or two. The novelty might fade a bit but I'd try not to let on.

    I'll be around when the novelty fades away.

    Although sloppy seconds isn't really my thing...


  • #125
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Worked on a fish counter so can clean and filet fish fairly handy.. wud need to catch em first tho!


  • #126
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,711 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Being a lesbian pron star, no, probably not in pradctical terms. But it would mean the men would give me food and shelter for little effort on my part. Not really much of a change, so...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #127
    Rosy Posy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Rosy Posy


    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    You two need to get someone to make you a room on that island!

    I'll get weaving so:D


  • #128
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I am an IT guy now but have medical training and have worked in ICU so could help with that.


  • #129
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I work in a bar... I could run a bar on the Island, given I could technically make beer or cider from pretty much any fruit on the Island. That would make me quite valuable.


  • #130
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Im fooked

    Im an IT Account Manager

    Maybe when the island gets up and running nd were exporting you all could give me a holla

    Oh I worked in a bar for 5 yrs.I could pull a Pint too

    Or in my part time I like to watch the TV for hours incase its stolen if I leave the Room


  • #131
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    In high stress situations (such as being trapped on a desert island) I become a paranoid delusional maniac with psychopathic homocidal tendencies so I suppose it would be a bit of craic having me around chasing ye down and trying to murder ye. Otherwise ye'd be bored out of your tree shelters.

    Plus I know 3 chords on the guitar so bonus......


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