stuck in neighbours basement

shane9689

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Faolchu

Is your neighbour josef fritzle if so you're screwed

kneemos

A couple of days ago Tom was here now I don't know.

endacl

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Locate a rusty spoon, and a cowboy hat with corks all around the brim. You should be able to download these over wifi. Start digging. Claim asylum in Oz. best of luck! Keep us posted until you're out of signal range.

Chucken

OP what did you climb in there for?

Let us know where it is..we wont ring the gardai, I swear.

Birneybau

Only one thing for it, danger [EMAIL="w@nk"]w@nk[/EMAIL].

Duggy747

Get used to taste of raw rat.

This is your new life, now.

Boo2112

Are you one of those people off the meteor ad?

SEPT 23 1989

Start a fire to attract attention

0ph0rce0

Jaysus bit early to be on the drink :pac:

WoollyRedHat

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Call the police and say they kidnapped you and have been keeping you in their basement ever since.

Herb Powell

Some pics would be handy

shane9689

to be honest, it all started as an innocent misunderstanding. I don't want to leave a bad impression, only moved in last week.
as i said, id prefer if this went under the radar...

Dtp79

Can you not get out the same way you got in?

antodeco

Have you tried Osmosis?

donvito99

Is your neighbour on boards?

Panthro

Is your neighbour's second name Fritzl by any chance?

If it is, you fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccked!:pac::pac::pac:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!

endacl

shane9689 wrote: »

to be honest, it all started as an innocent misunderstanding. I don't want to leave a bad impression, only moved in last week.
as i said, id prefer if this went under the radar...

I'd say you're safe enough, under-radar wise...

Pretzill

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

A basement? Go out the door - be warned i'm hiding behind it with a baseball bat

Dtp79

This one could beat " I found a safe "

shane9689

Dtp79 wrote: »

Can you not get out the same way you got in?

well, no because they came home. there is a window, but its high up

WoollyRedHat

Oooh, I know, you can say you broke into their basement to rescue a cat, and then the cat escaped, leaving you left for dead. Basterd cats, it's more common than you think, they're constantly luring people to basements and trying to catch them out.

admiralofthefleet

has your neighbour every told you to place a dog in a basket?

Dtp79

shane9689 wrote: »

well, no because they came home. there is a window, but its high up

Can u tell how many people are in the house upstairs

who_me

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Call the police and say they kidnapped you and have been keeping you in their basement ever since.

Excellent idea! You might even be able to sue them for mental anguish. I can just imagine the look on their faces when they confidently open the basement to show their innocence, only to see the OP in there begging for his freedom.

OP, any chance you could find some rope and tie yourself up? Would make it seem more authentic. If you're going to do the whole "fake kidnap victim in your basement" thing, you don't wanna do it half-assed.

Boo2112

Oh, oh say you were taking a nap and sleepwalked..into their basement. Could work.

Personally I'd go with the cat thing though.

TheUsual

Better do what he says ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

shane9689

who_me wrote: »

Excellent idea! You might even be able to sue them for mental anguish. I can just imagine the look on their faces when they confidently open the basement to show their innocence, only to see the OP in there begging for his freedom.

OP, any chance you could find some rope and tie yourself up? Would make it seem more authentic. If you're going to do the whole "fake kidnap victim in your basement" thing, you don't wanna do it half-assed.

cant find any rope...theres some tools and a washing machine though...

but in all seriousness, im not sure i want to go back upstairs. theres usually only a middle-aged couple here, but it sounds like theres more than the usualy around tonight :l

it would seriously not look good if they found me, as ive been trying to give a good impression all week. i need help!

Weevil

Broadcast a gig on Sky Arts.

mattjack

Hmm difficult one OP .
You need to give us more information .. is your neighbour hot ? are you naked ?

Rastadoyle

take a dump in the basement

WoollyRedHat

shane9689 wrote: »

cant find any rope...theres some tools and a washing machine though...

but in all seriousness, im not sure i want to go back upstairs. theres usually only a middle-aged couple here, but it sounds like theres more than the usualy around tonight :l

it would seriously not look good if they found me, as ive been trying to give a good impression all week. i need help!

Right ok, take off all your clothes, throw them in the washing machine, get a hammer, start making some loud noises with it, and then they'll hear you and come down. Introduce yourself as the handyman.

Dtp79

Think you may hide and find a spot for the night... And hope they don't come down there for anything

Dodd

Tear your clothes up a bit and get dust on you then run up stairs shouting "zombies in the basement,run for your lives".

That should clear the house while you get away.:)

shane9689

i could overhear them talking about some party tonight. its fine, ill just wait for them to leave and ill sneak out when they're gone.

mattjack

Hold on , I've got it , disconnect the washing machine , flood the basement and swim towards the window you got in.

pixiel

Would be bad if the party was at theirs!!!

maglite

While I'd like to believe this the internet has left me bitter and jaded

TheUsual

You can drink your own urine.
After Hours taught me that.

Gee_G

shane9689 wrote: »

to be honest, it all started as an innocent misunderstanding. I don't want to leave a bad impression, only moved in last week.
as i said, id prefer if this went under the radar...

What innocent misunderstanding could lead you to your neighbours basement??
And you trying to make a good impression!

humbert

Start a page on Facebook saying there's a party on there with free drink. Then escape amidst the confused throng.

Jet Black

Cover your face with a pair of knickers from the washing machine and run out the door screaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18DiEsVck64

Seachmall

Call the house, pose as a Garda telling them their daughter/granddaughter has been arrested and would they come to the local station.

Then wait for them to leave before burning the house down.

kwestfan08

How can you slip presumably through their front door ( or worse a window) and down a flight of stairs into a basement that you are now stuck in over a "simple misunderstanding? Either you wanted something in the house or you where just having a good old fashioned evening creep. In either case the answer is whip it out and stride back up lad in hand.

shane9689

Gee_G wrote: »

What innocent misunderstanding could lead you to your neighbours basement??
And you trying to make a good impression!

well amongst the chaos of moving in over the week my hamster escaped. i chased it into their shed but couldnt find it. they found me standing in the shed and didnt realise i was their new neighbour, it lead to alot of confusion and they almost called the gardí they arent the nicest of neighbours, but id like to get along with them since i just moved in. showing up in their basement wont look very good!

Truncheon Rouge

check the ground for a hidden safe.

hardCopy

Are you Tom Hanks OP? Get out of there before they come back for your skull!

Boo2112

shane9689 wrote: »

well amongst the chaos of moving in over the week my hamster escaped. i chased it into their shed but couldnt find it. they found me standing in the shed and didnt realise i was their new neighbour, it lead to alot of confusion and they almost called the gardí they arent the nicest of neighbours, but id like to get along with them since i just moved in. showing up in their basement wont look very good!

You broke into their house!!

Did you find the hamster? Did they kill the hamster? Burn them laddie, burn them all!

Dtp79

shane9689 wrote: »

well amongst the chaos of moving in over the week my hamster escaped. i chased it into their shed but couldnt find it. they found me standing in the shed and didnt realise i was their new neighbour, it lead to alot of confusion and they almost called the gardí they arent the nicest of neighbours, but id like to get along with them since i just moved in. showing up in their basement wont look very good!

This would make a great film

judgefudge

Are you in their basement to find the hamster?? I'm confused.

spankysue

Did you tell them you've only moved in? If they find you, just tell them this is where you moved into and then ask them what the hell are they doing in your bedsit.