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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #5072
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    This is hilarious.


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    #5073
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    leave him there


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    #5074
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What happens when he wants to p1ss??


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    #5075
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    That_Guy wrote: »
    This is hilarious.

    This is what liveline should be about


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    #5076
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    This is class, the spare key is in his house. :)


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    #5077
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Lotz of angry brits in this country


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    #5078
    lisaj
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭lisaj


    This is brilliant!


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    #5079
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Good idea Joe! Goo-gle!


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    #5080
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joes sounds like he's talking about a house plant. It's not going quite the way Chris thought it would.


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    #5081
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Sanitaried"

    Another addition to the Joe lexicon. :)


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    #5082
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    I bet google will love Joe for that statement.


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    #5083
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    I've just tuned in and this has all the makings of a classic liveline!


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    #5084
    joe6pack
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    They could turn the heating on full wack...
    The key would soon appear.


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    #5085
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    "he needs to be fed , watered and sanitaried" - classic Joe


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    #5086
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    He needs to be fed & watered. What is he joe? A horse?


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    #5087
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Wonder does he pay the TV licence


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    #5088
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    This man not nearly shouty enough.

    Get Sarah back on.


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    #5089
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Get the funny friday crew around he wouldn't be long unlocking himself then


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    #5090
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    neris wrote: »
    He needs to be fed & watered. What us he joe? A horse?
    Man wit bale of straw and bucket of oats seen on his way to O'Connell St.:pac:


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    #5091
    joe6pack
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    Nothing goes up my kazoo


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    #5092
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    Wonder does he pay the TV licence

    I hope not, then next week he can chain himself to Joe's radiator.:D


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    #5093
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    joe6pack wrote: »
    They could turn the heating on full wack...
    The key would soon appear.

    Take a bow, brilliant


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    #5094
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Occupy Radiator


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    #5095
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Chris sounds like someone who read a whole lot of political stuff he didn't understand last night and is now trying to recite it as his own words. Like you do when you're in doing and learning Irish off, you can recite it, but haven't a clue when asked to explain what it means.


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    #5096
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users Posts: 11,880 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    We have a guy ''clooo clocked'' to a radiator, we have hysterical callers and we have a new word for the english language '' sana-ter-ride''

    I'm going to ''paraphrase'' this, Why cant liveline be like this everyday


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    #5097
    Judgement Day
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭Judgement Day


    Why would the fire brigade be needed? A bolt cutters can be bought at any hardware shop or would that be stretching the garda intelligence budget too far. :rolleyes:


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    #5098
    alexonhisown
    Registered Users Posts: 667 ✭✭✭alexonhisown


    Let that woman talk to him for a few mins, he wouldnt be long about going home.
    That womans voice would push me over the edge.


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    #5099
    Technocentral
    Registered Users Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Different taxes are introduced in the Budget, who says we have to vote for particular taxes? He's speaking nonsense.


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    #5100
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I picture Chris as a long haired krusty vegan (sorry to those that are) wearing moccasins!


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    #5101
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Judgement Day wrote: »
    Why would the fire brigade be needed? A bolt cutters can be bought at any hardware shop or would that be stretching the garda intelligence budget too far. :rolleyes:

    A car jack, I'm sure there's enough room to squeeze it between his neck.

    There he goes again, he talks in cliches.


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