Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

AK333

Roger_007 wrote: »

Grocery/brothel:D

I wondered what the niche in the market was she was talking about - in her business you can buy your cake and eat it

sudzs

Is there anyone actually literally starving in Ireland??

IvyTheTerrible

Am I being unfair in thinking that a lot of these claims of "not being able to put food on the table" are exaggerated?

(Also, if it's a really good business, how come it's doing so badly?)

Roger_007

Why doesn't she scurry down to Lidl and join the rest of the rats?

Technocentral

Shes annoyed that she doesnt have a big franchise? There is no guarantee of making a fortune out of a business idea, get real woman.

Itssoeasy

No Damo she didn't call in for that reason. Pull the other one Damo.

Itssoeasy

Ah stop with the crèche.

europa11

"Starvation" "scurrrying rats at the use by counter" and now she's running out of credit....the fooond Damo, the foond!

Was she in the Exaggeration business?

Roger_007

sudzs wrote: »

Is there anyone actually literally starving in Ireland??

NO. On another day you will be hearing about childhood obesity.

Technocentral

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Am I being unfair in thinking that a lot of these claims of "not being able to put food on the table" are exaggerated?

(Also, if it's a really good business, how come it's doing so badly?)

Water proof clothes for kids is a great idea? Middle Class nonsense more like.

Sittingpretty

This is a thinly veiled "aren't I great" call.

Itssoeasy

Crèche manager ? Here comes a cheap plug.

IvyTheTerrible

Technocentral wrote: »

Water proof clothes for kids is a great idea? Middle Class nonsense more like.

Along with the multitude of people who think they'll make a fortune from selling "cupcakes" that look like they've been iced with multicoloured dog****.

Tisserand

"As a parent, and as I dare say, mother"??? Que?

Tisserand

How could you run a creche with parents popping in and out all day

JonathanAnon

Roger_007 wrote: »

Why doesn't she scurry down to Lidl and join the rest of the rats?

I missed that bit. What was the "rat" reference ?

europa11

- "Would you mind if I came in and watched little Johnny play"

reply: "No Father Ryan, not after the last time"

Meathlass

Is that a woman working in a creche who just told the kids to shut up so she can talk on the phone!!

Itssoeasy

Jesus.

Itssoeasy

Well aren't you great missus.

Tisserand

There at quarter to 7, finish at 4 or 5. So she's there 24-7 ?

sudzs

I wonder how long before someone rings in to object to the idea of an open house creche where these other parents have access, without garda clearance, to their little darlings! :rolleyes:

Roger_007

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I missed that bit. What was the "rat" reference ?

She had said that people were scurrying around Lidl like rats looking for cheap food.:eek:

IvyTheTerrible

This one reminds me of the head of the Ayn Rand creche in the Simpsons!

Itssoeasy

All the staff are human ?

As opposed to the two that are cyborgs ?

europa11

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I missed that bit. What was the "rat" reference ?

She claimed families were "scurrying like rats" around her local Tescos' "use-by" bargain shelf.

Good job things are so hunky dory in her native Sweden :rolleyes:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22650463

AK333

sending children to creches is expensive - why then do I hear that the carers are paid badly? If 20 kids are paying 150/200 a week, thats in excess of €3,000 - why then cant the staff be paid well? If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

signostic

Looks like Damien is getting all the shrill women callers

Roger_007

Do they teach the kids in the crèche how to scurry like rats? This is now an essential like skill!

BPKS

"I have children in my facility since they were babies".

Well it is a crèche!