Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

europa11

This wan constantly telling us she has a Level 5.....presumably in B/S.

TheVman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Certificate in Nappy Changing

and a masters in bottle giving

and a Ph.D in ??

Harry Angstrom

All this talk about qualifications is a moot point. You don't need qualifications to be nice to a child.

signostic

Beginning to wish Joe would get back to fire engines and headstones...speaking of which, i wonder what he would make of this one,

TheVman

70% of babba's minded by neighbors and relatives...
Sounds like the black market is ripe and reeling in baby minding...

europa11

We're up to Level 8.

Potty-training.

artful_codger

Can we add the word 'Vocation' to the bingo card.

SEPT 23 1989

Level 10 Pram walking

Roger_007

Message for all parents:- Don't have kids unless you are going to look after them yourself!

my friend

VEC will teach you to make funny noises when using words such as HIGHLY

They won't emphasise or clarify your point but it will annoy people

europa11

I thought I was already listening to RTE Junior.

SEPT 23 1989

signostic

holding on the phone for 2 days :eek:

Roger_007

Jaysus, that's some Mayo accent!

my friend

Pedantic emotional weirdo on line 1

TheVman

Two days on hold. And she's still going to crack up by the sounds of it

artful_codger

Sinn Fein caller scoring political points.

Meathlass

She's been on hold for two days :eek:

No wonder the budget for Joe's show is so expensive

TheVman

" I think, I think, I think, I think >= I think............ anyways we will get away from that..."

Thank fcuk

SEPT 23 1989

Did she run a hedge creche?

my friend

What's this freaks name so that we can rib her properly.

Bet she's overweight, a smoker and has been fired from a childcare position on more than one occasion

europa11

caller- "I'm not trying to make excuses"

...after she lists out about seven excuses off the top of her noggin.

Roger_007

My mother wasn't trained, was poorly paid and had no scheduled breaks either, but I think she did a brilliant job, even if I say so myself!

signostic

very same people on complaining about low pay in the child minding sector would also be ringing in fcomplaining if the child minding charges doubled to pay the minders

Harry Angstrom

Sure half the TD's in this country are falsifying their expenses. Does this woman seriously think they'll do anything about crèche managers and workers committing fraud?

europa11

Joe swiftly moving on from the root cause of our woes, Bertie's Tiger, to having a swipe at property taxes.

We all partied, didn't we Joe?

Meathlass

Why does he think he should get a grant?

Or maybe it's an automatic entitlement these days

Boombastic

Fantastic

go in to primary school a learn the same stuff again

my friend

Meathlass wrote: »

Why does he think he should get a grant?

Or maybe it's an automatic entitlement these days

Might be the FF genes

europa11

"Gutworms"


Nice one there Ad. Dept.

Hello lunch!