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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    They took on a mammoth!

    Well done, well done!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Back to the 'unwell'


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "A great landmark".........Right. In other words it's a kip.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Unwell" people making people around them unwell, usually by attacking them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe, you dont have to keep mentioning Wynns hotel so we know where you are talking about. You just need to say Abbey street where the junkies are.

    It really is a shame considering the significance of Abbey Street in our heritage.

    Dev would have had all the junkies shot if he was still in power.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Abbey St - junkie central. You could film a scene of The Walking Dead there and no one could tell the difference.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    The tapping unwell, that area is ruined with them, being unwell


  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    Big Strapping Young Men

    They'll be proud of Daddy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Joe, as a former social worker has to be in denial to the state of Dublin

    If he acknowledges the problem then he has to admit that he and his former colleagues have failed. They have failed while they themselves got fat on our taxes

    Denial helps them sleep at night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:I won't say where or we'll have the embassies on again

    Lol, who did he pi$$ off?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 667 ✭✭✭alexonhisown


    TheVman wrote: »
    Big Strapping Young Men

    They'll be proud of Daddy

    And Daddy is only in his 50's. Going on like he was 80.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe doesn't like mentioning other capital cities in Europe "because the embassies will be on"

    There was silly me thinking it was because he can't pronounce one of them properly...

    Stock-hollum.....Koe-pin-haaagin........Liz-bonn.......Hell-singeee....Doobleeen :D


    edit: and of course Buke-a-rest!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Why is Joe trying so hard to avoid admitting the city centre is full of scumbags?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Like millions of others"

    How many people does she think is in this country?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    withless wrote: »
    Why is Joe trying so hard to avoid admitting the city centre is full of scumbags?

    its his city and he will want the city council to put up a statue of himself when he retires..


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Level 8? Can change a nappy in 1.5 seconds??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Sensible caller alert !


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    syklops wrote: »
    Joe:I won't say where or we'll have the embassies on again

    Lol, who did he pi$$ off?

    The Nigerian embassy were on to him I remember.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    signostic wrote: »
    its his city and he will want the city council to put up a statue of himself when he retires..

    You mean that bridge is definitely going to be called after someone less worthy? :eek:;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    withless wrote: »
    Why is Joe trying so hard to avoid admitting the city centre is full of scumbags?

    His Brother has been 'unwell' for years.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Level 8? Can change a nappy in 1.5 seconds??


    Thats F1 level. The sh!t stop


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    europa11 wrote: »
    You mean that bridge is definitely going to be called after someone less worthy? :eek:;)

    The Abbey Street Bridge.

    Fukc the 'stakeholders'

    That's what I'm calling it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I wonder if the Mexican ambassador ever got his little black buke back?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Kolido wrote: »
    Thats F1 level. The sh!t stop


    It's a Fecal level 5 qualification, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Yakuza wrote: »
    It's a Fecal level 5 qualification, apparently.

    It took me a minute to get that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    He calls the recession "The Great unpleasantness"


  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭TheVman


    After the economic crisis we now have the creche crisis...
    High time for a nama for creches, ncma.
    Appoint Paddy McGintys goat as CEO.

    Another day of Creche bashing today ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,197 ✭✭✭elvis jones


    TheVman wrote: »
    After the economic crisis we now have the creche crisis...
    High time for a nama for creches, ncma.
    Appoint Paddy McGintys goat as CEO.

    Another day of Creche bashing today ?

    No, worse..............About as funny as a wallop in the balls friday. Actually i'd rather be walloped in the balls than listen. Bye bye til Tuesday !


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    No, worse..............About as funny as a wallop in the balls friday. Actually i'd rather be walloped in the balls than listen. Bye bye til Tuesday !

    Otherwise known as the REAL great unpleasantness!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Wonder how many posts the board will get today? few unfunnys ago there was less then 1 page of posts which must be a record for the least amount of liveline posts


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