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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

bbability · 2013-04-09 17:23:50

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#6212 04-06-2013 2:29pm
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One of Joe's brethren... Say something about Bang Bang and a fire engine, caller... Between that and the sunny day, he'll have an orgasm..

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#6213 04-06-2013 2:30pm
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I dont want to hear anything about your mother now f**k off

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#6214 04-06-2013 2:30pm
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"A tenner was a loora money Joe, Ah the Good ol' Days Joe"

Joe wonders to himself "wtf is a tenner?"

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#6215 04-06-2013 2:31pm
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europa11 wrote: »

"A tenner was a loora money Joe, Ah the Good ol' Days Joe"

Joe wonders to himself "wtf is a tenner?"

Thinks Joe..."Ahh...those tings I wipe me arse wih?"

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#6216 04-06-2013 2:31pm
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aul dublin tales

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#6217 04-06-2013 2:32pm
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Joe's Dubalin accent goes up a few notches when he talks to a fellow salt-of-the-earth Dub.

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#6218 04-06-2013 2:32pm
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His usual callers must be warm enough to go outside today.

WORST.LIVELINE.EVER.

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#6219 04-06-2013 2:32pm
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A Disgrace Joe.

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#6220 04-06-2013 2:33pm
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this chap went in to the toilet to make the call to joe. Is havint a n° 1 or 2 ?

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#6221 04-06-2013 2:33pm
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"And what do you think of them halving the prize money over the weekend?"

I would have loved it if he'd gone completely over the top and said..

"B*STARDs, Joe, B*STARDS"

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#6222 04-06-2013 2:33pm
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Entitlment, entitlement....

'I bought 2 prize bonds 40 years ago Joe, I spent a whole 10 Pounds!! Where's me million? Well where is it?!?'

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#6223 04-06-2013 2:33pm
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The sun has obviously affected the quality of caller today

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#6224 04-06-2013 2:35pm
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Tragedy Tuesday.

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#6225 04-06-2013 2:35pm
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Is this the boards girl?

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#6226 04-06-2013 2:35pm
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Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Joe's Dubalin accent goes up a few notches when he talks to a fellow salt-of-the-earth Dub.

He wallet stays firmly in his pocket though Harry...

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#6227 04-06-2013 2:35pm
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JM Skipton wrote: »

The sun has obviously affected the quality of caller today

What Sun? The hot red thing that you shouldn't stare at? Or that big thing in the sky?

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#6228 04-06-2013 2:36pm
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Joe must have his vast salary paid into the part office. Seems in joes world the only place to keep money is the post office

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#6229 04-06-2013 2:37pm
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For a live show, there sure a lot of repeats. Of repeats.

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#6230 04-06-2013 2:42pm
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Why should we be thankful yer man is Irish ?

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#6231 04-06-2013 2:44pm
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I dont know what Liveline think they're gonna do.. What do you say to people, dont drink in Indonesia... And something similar happened to a girl in England a while back, after she drank one of those bespoke cocktails in a club.

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#6232 04-06-2013 2:45pm
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This guy is a fellow boardies, read some of his posts recently about owning a bar out there and giving incentives to his staff to ensure legit alcohol is sold.

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#6233 04-06-2013 2:46pm
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What's this ? A lad with buy to let's in Indonesia ?

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#6234 04-06-2013 2:48pm
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Will you give the "my gods" a rest Joe.

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#6235 04-06-2013 2:48pm
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Kildare woman died days after drinking strong local wine in Bali, inquest told

A 21-YEAR-OLD Kildare woman who became seriously ill and died in Bali had two days previously drank a locally brewed alcoholic drink that has made several other tourists very sick.

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That's the story, she was a boardsie alright..

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056285334

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#6236 04-06-2013 2:52pm
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europa11 wrote: »

Will you give the "my gods" a rest Joe.

lol.. He gave you a big one there.. :P

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#6237 04-06-2013 2:52pm
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Sounds like an impossible task to stop this stuff making it to the top shelves, particularly if, as he says, there's already little or no control over the sale of legitimate alcohol in Indonesia.

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#6238 04-06-2013 2:55pm
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Hope for Conrads rear end that the Indonesian Police don't listen to Liveline

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#6239 04-06-2013 2:55pm
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I'd like to see Alan Shatter getting pulled in by the Indonesian cops... Lets see how far his "One is afflicted by asthma" gets him..

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#6240 04-06-2013 2:57pm
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JonathanAnon wrote: »

I'd like to see Alan Shatter getting pulled in by the Indonesian cops... Lets see how far his "One is afflicted by asthma" gets him..

Alan Shatter would be grand, with his TD's salary he'd be well able to pay the bribes!

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#6241 04-06-2013 2:59pm
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Smug alert

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