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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Pay'lay :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭jayo99


    pelaaaaaaaaay


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,061 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    I thought coloured was not a term that should not be used....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    So basically Pele is Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "We were so poor Joe, we couldn't afford a camera back then Joe, we were lucky to have assburgers and chips once a month Joe"

    Oh! here we go, regular punter from the Phibsboro' end....back when men were men Joe :) When you had to walk 20 yards to the nearest fan to get a ligh' for yer fag Joe, before Jackie Charlatan and PayLay Joe.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Someone will come on now and tell us Pele played senior hurling for toomevara!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    So basically Pele is Irish.

    maybe a call from Trapatoni and he will tog for us :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Brush Shields is the Glen Whelan of Irish music not the Pele


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    As opposed to Newmarket-on-Fergus in Scotland?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Barry must be fuming - "FFS - I wanted the auld biddies to ring me, not the bleedin' Laahvlaaahn"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    Someone will come on now and tell us Pele played senior hurling for toomevara!

    Apparently Josimar did ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Caller: "Joe I went to Event Elephant offices last week"
    Joe: "Go on".
    Caller: "I met Pelaaaaayyy there Joe, he said 'ah you use Elephant too'"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "god bless ya, have a good weekend pet..."

    bleeeuch! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭scargill


    I was concentrating hard listening to that guy trying to explain credit card payment issues....it went something like this:

    IF <this happens> THEN
    ...IF <this happens> THEN
    ......IF <this happens> THEN
    .........IF <this happens> THEN
    ............IF <this happens> THEN // concentration breaking down here
    ...............IF <this happens> THEN
    ..................IF <this happens> THEN
    .....................IF <this happens> THEN // have forgetten what the point is at this stage
    ........................IF <this happens> THEN
    ...........................IF <this happens> THEN
    ..............................then the payment goes through (I think)
    ...........................END IF
    ........................END IF
    .....................END IF
    ..................END IF
    ...............END IF
    ............END IF
    .........END IF
    ......END IF
    ...END IF
    END IF


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe's gone off in unusually good form.

    Must be looking forward to his visit to the elephant's graveyard over the weekend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    europa11 wrote: »
    Apparently Josimar did ;)

    he used the name Josie Maher owing to the Ban the GAA had on foreign games ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    europa11 wrote: »
    Apparently Josimar did ;)

    Ah Jose and a fine full forward he was, he'd be a first cousin of Padraic Maher:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    scargill wrote: »
    IF <this happens> THEN
    ...IF <this happens> THEN
    ......IF <this happens> THEN
    .........IF <this happens> THEN
    ............IF <this happens> THEN // concentration breaking down here
    ...............IF <this happens> THEN
    ..................IF <this happens> THEN
    .....................IF <this happens> THEN // have forgetten what the point is at this stage
    ........................IF <this happens> THEN
    ...........................IF <this happens> THEN
    ..............................then the payment goes through (I think)
    ...........................END IF
    ........................END IF
    .....................END IF
    ..................END IF
    ...............END IF
    ............END IF
    .........END IF
    ......END IF
    ...END IF
    END IF

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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    This donkey story sounds like somthing for joe. Utter useless crap


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Danny the Dun Key:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    This should be good


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "coloured people" :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Ah the hassle in howth is being discussed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    The N word? Oh right, negative equity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    High jinks. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    ffs Joe, STOP saying coloured people! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    they were taxi drivers joe!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    F off you Ns, I'm gonna call JD on LL...

    Did he actually shout that out, or did he text them.. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Willy nilly has to go on the bimgo card! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    In fairness to the gardai when they showed up they sorted it out quick enough


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