Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

Lapin

The Oresund Bridge from Denmark to Sweden is tolled as well.

snubbleste

"I've been smooooking since I woz eleven years of aaaaage"

snubbleste

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

cribbing and the moaning

suicide

BPKS

Ah jesus that was vintage Joe - "What do you do with it, you put it in your mouth obviously"

snubbleste

BPKS wrote: »

Ah jesus that was vintage Joe - "What do you do with it, you put it in your mouth obviously"

A cock-flavoured cigarette..

Tisserand

I'd say though at 67 years of age and smoking for that long, a lot of damage already done

Floppybits

Im waiting for the person to come on now and say that e-cigerettes are a gateway to smoking real cigerettes and drugs and then Joe launching a campaign to ban e-cigerettes.

my friend

Those e cigs are banned indoors as reg cigs in France

They have not been studied extensively

The French authorities believe them to be as dangerous as reg cigs

JM Skipton

"I take the e-cigarette without the cigarette Joe"

Dan Jaman

my friend wrote: »

Those e cigs are banned indoors as reg cigs in France

They have not been studied extensively

The French authorities believe them to be as dangerous as reg cigs

From a country with 60 dodgy ageing nukes, I think I'll ignore what the French Govt think.

Tisserand

my friend wrote: »

Those e cigs are banned indoors as reg cigs in France

They have not been studied extensively

The French authorities believe them to be as dangerous as reg cigs

They should be banned indoors. I gave up cigs a year ago - I meet up with a group every Wed morning where some people smoke these indoors and I get a real craving when I see them. It's much easier to stay off them when you don't see others smoking.

syklops

djemba djemba wrote: »

Next caller will have a poem for the goats

Ode to an Alpaca.

Oh timrous goat like creature, bleating,
With the glorious sun beating
Down upon you, you're over-heating
Joes not talking about you now, no repeating,
The sun is torture, its killing you, deleting
You, from this earth. Perhaps a meeting?
With Bothar, and Joe in a hotel all seating.

Roger_007

Tisserand wrote: »

I'd say though at 67 years of age and smoking for that long, a lot of damage already done

If he enjoyed his smokes all his life, why stop now. I had an aunt who smoked all her life until she died a year ago aged 99. She said the only pleasure she had in life was her smokes. Of course they killed her in the end.:rolleyes:

snubbleste

SEPA? that's next Feb, like eight months away.
Why are state sponsored bank wasting money on these adverts?

JM Skipton

I stopped smoking on April Fools day Joe I just only smoke the rest of the year now

syklops

He asked her how many years she was smoking twice.

telekon

48 years, do you ever listen joe????

Lapin

"I smoked for 48 years Joe"

"And how long were you smoking Mary?"

snubbleste

What are you wearing caller?

syklops

The last time Joe got interested in a topic like this it was the head shops.

If I was an e-cigarrete smoker, Id be getting worried.

Harry Angstrom

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Don't forget the woman who wanted sponsorship for her dogs to be sent to Australia with her

And the lady who heard a woman in the hotel room next to her screaming because she was been beaten by her partner.....instead of bringing the attention to the hotel reception, not to mention the guards she rings liveline a few days later to read out a lovely little poem she wrote for the poor girl

Lapin

All Joe's researchers are out the back of Montrose puffing away in the name of research.

djemba djemba

syklops wrote: »

Ode to an Alpaca.

Oh timrous goat like creature, bleating,
With the glorious sun beating
Down upon you, you're over-heating
Joes not talking about you now, no repeating,
The sun is torture, its killing you, deleting
You, from this earth. Perhaps a meeting?
With Bothar, and Joe in a hotel all seating.

I think that poem has made the goats all better

syklops

Ah feck, the revenue will be pricking their ears now hearing theres no excise on them.

JM Skipton

Joe has his real "I don't trust what you are doing " voice on at the moment

snubbleste

Or the two women who opted out of their cruise cos they saw a dead body..and thought Joe would give them a free cruise

syklops

In the same category as caffeine or Gin?

snubbleste

E-cigarettes killed my baby panda, Joe

ebbsy

Kit Kat and fruit & nut ? Could they not stock something a bit nicer ?

Harry Angstrom

I doubt any kids will be interested in the e-cigarettes. I've never seen a teenager go into a supermarket trying to buy a six pack of Kaliber.