Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

syklops

STFU Machew!

lucylu

when is the Lambay Island Wallaby Gaddering on Joe?

SEPT 23 1989

Another conspirator in this charade

Sittingpretty

"how did they get the cattle in"

They swam Joe, great swimmers are cattle.

Roger_007

The brought the cattle in on the 'bow-it'!

Floppybits

Oh a hidden graveyard, Joe will be making calls to get out to it.:)

Sittingpretty

Why does Joe find it so hard to believe there are wallabys there? He can't seem to get his tiny mind around it.

JonathanAnon

"Her funeral was shown on the Late Late Show"

That wasnt a funeral, that was one of Ryan's regular shows..

Roger_007

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Harry Angstrom

lucylu wrote: »

when is the Lambay Island Wallaby Gaddering on Joe?

The duck billed platypuses on Ireland's Eye have already organised their one.

syklops

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Why does Joe find it so hard to believe there are wallabys there? He can't seem to get his tiny mind around it.

Well a salt of the earth northsider told him it wasn't true last week. Now an educated man told him it is true. Joe doesn't trust the educated. Or non-northsiders.

SEPT 23 1989

A lot of wonky shoulders out there

Sittingpretty

STOP INTERRUPTING JOE YOU MORON!

Sittingpretty

Around the world in 80 hospitals.....

I'm out.

SEPT 23 1989

Mon o co sez Joe

Dan Jaman

"How did you get the cattle on to the island?"

"Well, it was a huge catapult, Joe, you should have seen it Joe."

CorsendonkX

Anyone get the impression that Joe is angling for a trip to Lambay Island to verify the Wallabies do exist?

Rock Lesnar

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"How did you get the cattle on to the island?"

"Well, it was a huge catapult, Joe, you should have seen it Joe."

I'm sure Aubrey played a part as well

Rock Lesnar

Puuuuuuteeeeen :rolleyes:

Roger_007

Puteen? Isn't that the stuff they make up in the mountains?

Dan Jaman

Vladimir and Merkel are on Lambey Island too? They'll be shaking hands with the wallabies.

Harry Angstrom

FFS Joe, will you pronounce "Putin" correctly, you fcukin muppet!

JonathanAnon

I thought when Joe was asked about his own wages before he said "it's not for me to decide what a nurse is worth or what a broadcaster is worth." He's obviously changed his position on this, cos it suits him.

SEPT 23 1989

can he really not say putin?:eek:

syklops

Poooteeen.

Good man Joe.

Alcohol is cheap in Ireland? News to me.

Yakuza

Who's this Pewteen bloke then?

And WHOI OH WHOI in the name of Christ do we have to have every world leader who darkens our doors pose next to a pint of Guinness. Tack about a poxy stereotype that is getting very dated and lame.

Aidric

Pewteen? *cringe*

Harry Angstrom

I wish I knew where all this cheap drink was?? People make up figures off the top of their head. 80 cent for a Budweiser?? WHERE??

JM Skipton

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

can he really not say putin?:eek:

He can, but only when it involves the words ....on me slippers

Dan Jaman

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I thought when Joe was asked about his own wages before he said "it's not for me to decide what a nurse is worth or what a broadcaster is worth." He's obviously changed his position on this, cos it suits him.

The gobshyte flat denied what he was getting paid, on more than one occasion. Must have been a bit of a let-down for him to read in the papers, the list published by his employers, exactly what he's getting.