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    #9212
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, the Gards will at least be too busy to stop speeders now, with all the complaints going in about some stupid bankers. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9213
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "The ordinary man on the street"

    Go on caller, say you're "entitled" and you can take home the Bingo prize.


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    #9214
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    lufties wrote: »
    I lived in 'Purt' for a while..can understand how bored this guy is to ring up Jow

    "No hurling on de tellie....no taytos in de shops....no reeeel tae-bags....."

    I'd say he's a ball of laughs every weekend as he tours The Oirish bars though :pac:


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    #9215
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    So Joe's actually going ahead with Funny Friday. I can't wait for these washed up hacks make shít jokes about the Anglo tapes.


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    #9216
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    We have each other... "It's not for me to deicde what a nurse is worth or what a radio presenter is worth" Joe Duffy 2012, in response to a question about the >200K wage he takes from everybody in this country


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    #9217
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "If ever we needed it, it's after this week."
    What, Joe - we need a nice free trip down to the coast and a five star hotel after a week of raking over old coals?
    Too damn right. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9218
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Everytime somebody starts mentioning Joe's pals in FF, he goes of on a 2 minute rant about something.
    Everytime somebody starts mentioning high wages, he goes of on a 2 minute rant about something.


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    #9219
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Nelson Mandela perks up a bit ....just then Joe announces another plug for Funny Friday and doctors fear a relapse if he hears the news.


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    #9220
    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    europa11 wrote: »
    "No hurling on de tellie....no taytos in de shops....no reeeel tae-bags....."

    I'd say he's a ball of laughs every weekend as he tours The Oirish bars though :pac:

    He sounded well on it in fairness, I'd say his head is melted from listening to blowhole Aussies.


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    #9221
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    europa11 wrote: »
    Nelson Mandela perks up a bit .....

    Mandela is taking the p1ss at this stage..


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    #9222
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Which section of the Criminal Justice Act 2001?

    cza1000l.jpg


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    #9223
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    lufties wrote: »
    He sounded well on it in fairness, I'd say his head is melted from listening to blowhole Aussies.

    I'd say all he is missing is TK Red lemonade and his shovel for the muckshifting


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    #9224
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Brek thinks "Funny Friday" is one of the funniest things on radio.


    RTE - the home of Comedy. :rolleyes:


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    #9225
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    Bankpires, I call them bankpires because they are like vampires only from a bank - ah feck off Eddie Hobbs you smug git


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    #9226
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    counterlock wrote: »
    Bankpires, I call them bankpires because they are like vampires only from a bank - ah feck off Eddie Hobbs you smug git

    Jeeebus wept! :eek:

    Is The Hobbit warming up for a special guest appearance tomorrow?

    With that sense of 'wit' he'd be a shoo-in to join Syl, Doc, Balloon Rodgers and the rest of the freeloading comic-troupe (sic) on stage in Galway.


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    #9227
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    artful_codger wrote: »
    I worked in AIB capital markets for a year in 2007 and all the conversation around the water cooler was about the share price, plus they were all getting 'staff rate' mortgages.

    :eek::eek::eek: Arrgggghhh.. A Bankpire... Everybody RUN!!!


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    #9228
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek: Arrgggghhh.. A Bankpire... Everybody RUN!!!

    count-von-count-sesame-street2.jpg


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    #9229
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    europa11 wrote: »
    Jeeebus wept! :eek:

    Is The Hobbit warming up for a special guest appearance tomorrow?

    With that sense of 'wit' he'd be a shoo-in to join Syl, Doc, Balloon Rodgers and the rest of the freeloading comic-troupe (sic) on stage in Galway.

    No he said that earlier this week, but its been grating on me ever since


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    #9230
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Can I just capture the feelings of everybody on finding out today is an UnFunny Friday, and save you all the bother by posting a collective ...

    "Ah f**K, not this load of oul b*ll*x again"


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    #9231
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lucinda Cretin doing a fantastic warm-up job for the day that's in it.

    Syl and the gang will find it harder than ever to get as many laughs as she's giving right now.


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    #9232
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Whoops! David "the Beard" Begg was on the line!


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    #9233
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oops, Joe making sure he keeps his snout in the trough. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9234
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Can I just capture the feelings of everybody on finding out today is an UnFunny Friday, and save you all the bother by posting a collective ...

    "Ah f**K, not this load of oul b*ll*x again"

    Thats exactly what I just said. Verbatim.


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    #9235
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Apology from Joe! :D:D:D

    Thanks for the laugh Joe....now bye, bye!...oh ****e! I just caught Wheezebags first gag.....feel like gagging myself now.


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    #9236
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Nothing worse than a comedian laughing at his own unfunny jokes. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9237
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Okay I laughed at that one. :o (checked me balance)


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    #9238
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Hang on is that Duelling Banjos warming up? :eek:


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    #9239
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Some of those jokes were mildly funny, but the horrible wheezing laughter of the comedian just ruins the jokes.

    5 minutes and the radio is off. I think thats a record for me.


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    #9240
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    mike65 wrote: »
    Hang on is that Duelling Banjos warming up? :eek:

    it is


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    #9241
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    What's with the music after every joke?.. Well I suppose we have the 1970s jokes, we may as well have the 1970s continuity between the jokes as well.


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