Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

europa11

Between all this standing up and waking up we'll be too F***ked up to join Joe and Gerry on the march to freedom with the brand new FFfriends of banking.

syklops

ThisRegard wrote: »

Wake up is the new Stand Up ! They could even adopt the Bob Marlay song as their theme tune.

Wake up, stand up! Stand up for your Croatian properties!

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

JonathanAnon

"Are you a hooker or a booker" ?

SEPT 23 1989

see the w@nkers shouting get out ye black and tans is one of the reasons people don't go to protests in this city

Tisserand

And it's over to Mooney for some real first world problems, the colour of prehistoric animals

europa11

He can go out and cut the grass Joe.

europa11

Tisserand wrote: »

And it's over to Mooney for some real first world problems, the colour of prehistoric animals

Eanna De Owlah back from the Med showing off her tan?

JonathanAnon

"I will open up everything".

I was hoping for Jack Ruby's testimony but this is even better.

aloyisious

OMG, he asked Joe a question!

SEPT 23 1989

black sabba

JM Skipton

Funny Friday tapes on repeat would smoke him out pretty quick

europa11

Joe - "They might play music 24 hours a day ....Black Sabbath...to get you out"

If they really want to get him out they'll play a few Unfunny Friday episodes.


edit - SNAP! JM

syklops

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

black sabba

There's worse they could be playing at night.

JonathanAnon

Ask him about his bowel movements, Joe

europa11

...and this would be...?

Dan Jaman

He wasn't at breaking point until you pointed it out.

SEPT 23 1989

Very angry way to finish up on a sunny summers day

woysworld

Oh good "Ed" is back......

europa11

Time to re-title the Lahhvhlahn..

"Stand up with Joe Don't Mention Names Duffy Show"

JonathanAnon

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Very angry way to finish up on a sunny summers day

I'm soooo ANGRY after today's show :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Oh, movies and booze on Moncreiff :cool:

withless

Ah time for Mooney and time for the poor honest citizens of this country to sit down and go back to sleep.

JM Skipton

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I'm soooo ANGRY after today's show :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Oh, movies and booze on Moncreiff :cool:

I too am ravished with rage after today's show, so out the back garden for a few cold beers for the rest of the day for me:D

europa11

They made John Paul a Saint for performing just two miracles? :eek:


Joe must be in with a shout after today, he made the whole country wake up and stand up about a dozen times since 1:45.

Hitchens

Yakuza wrote: »

And I went to school on my hands and knees over broken glass, along with a handful of gravel for breakfast. Ah those were the days

Gravel eh? that would have been a luxury for us. We had to eat dried cowshíte (if there was any left over that hadn't been used to keep the fire going)!

IvyTheTerrible

What did I miss today?

goose2005

Hitchens wrote: »

Gravel eh? that would have been a luxury for us. We had to eat dried cowshíte (if there was any left over that hadn't been used to keep the fire going)!

dried cow****e? We had to eat it while it was still wet, otherwise someone else would get it

JonathanAnon

There once was a man named Joe Duffy,
Who's presenting was nowt short of huffy,
They paid him off with a few bob,
And gave Miriam the job,
And Now the show is all light and fluffy.

Good afternoon

Lapin

JonathanAnon wrote: »

There once was a man named Joe Duffy,
Who's presenting was nowt short of huffy,
They paid him off with a few bob,
And gave Miriam the job,
And Now the show is all light and fluffy.

Good afternoon

What you smokin ?

europa11

Joe "It was a real gun?"

Caller "yeah joe"

Joe "And it was loaded?"

Not two minutes in and he's in already with a contender for stupid question of the week :rolleyes:

my friend

idiot seeking glory over risk of reprisal