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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #9872
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    "was it Lyons tea Valerie?" best tea for the nerves...


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    #9873
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "What happened her in the water?"

    She was attacked by a submarine Joe.


    At least Daphne got a nice cup of tea :)


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    #9874
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Shot drinking game everytime she says "valerie"


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    #9875
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    signostic wrote: »
    "was it Lyons tea Valerie?" best tea for the nerves...

    Barry's Gold Label is better if you're traumatised.


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    #9876
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Everybody on the beach said she was dying"

    They must have been a doctors' convention on a day out.


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    #9877
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    This woman is very dramatic.:)


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    #9878
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Is she related to Mary Louise O'Donnell


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    #9879
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    europa11 wrote: »
    "What happened her in the water?"

    She was attacked by a submarine Joe.


    At least Daphne got a nice cup of tea :)

    Valerie


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    #9880
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A Great White!
    Ah, wait; that's the swimmer. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9881
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    was there drink involved?


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    #9882
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    Do you go swimming?...honest to god duffy your a joke.

    Letting this one ramble on while he watches the clock heading for 3 bells.


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    #9883
    yop
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    FFS annoying.com Daa fanny.


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    #9884
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    constitutionus wrote: »
    Shot drinking game everytime she says "valerie"


    we'd all be pisssed by three o'clock.



    Not a bad idea :D


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    #9885
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Glad she never went to one of Michael Barrymore's garden parties.


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    #9886
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    daphne: 'it was a lovely day for swimming'

    sounds like it was a better day for drowning...


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    #9887
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Irish can't handle outdoors in good weather, someone will ring in now and say "The sun Joe,burnt the bejaysus out of meself Joe, fibre gade had to put me out"


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    #9888
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Valerie wears togs when swimming :eek:


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    #9889
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Talk about burying the lead...

    The woman has told the story about 5 times now.


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    #9890
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Baywatch


    She's dead, she's dead.. optimistic people


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    #9891
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Brandy as well........I think she's still on it!


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    #9892
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Maybe she was side swiped by an american submarine that was shadowing her..

    (I was watching a documentary about the Kursk over the weekend)


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    #9893
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    and the Agenda is revealed

    'we want our Lifeguards restored'

    'FF wouldnt have cut our Lifeguards'


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    #9894
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Jaysus, I thought Daphne was a young wan.


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    #9895
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Early eighties?

    :eek:


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    #9896
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    she sounds about as healthy as Nelson Mandela


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    #9897
    joe6pack
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    Whos in the background?


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    #9898
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I used that Lifeguard soap - brought me out in spots. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9899
    yop
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    If thats her traumatized she would well wear your ears if she wasn't!!


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    #9900
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Tea or coffee ?


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    #9901
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Joe laughing all the way to the bank.


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