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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #9992
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    "Why did you set it up?"........to make a sh1t-load of dosh ffs.


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    #9993
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Modren


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    #9994
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    signostic wrote: »
    "did anyone get a ride through your agency"


    Theres a money back guarantee if you don't get the roide.


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    #9995
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    My face is important to me, I'd like to meet someone with similar interests


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    #9996
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    :pac:


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    #9997
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Your wan holding on the other line is fuming. After repeatedly reiterating she doesn't want a romantic partner.

    This whole conversation makes me quite sad, to be honest.


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    #9998
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Jaysus is Duffy going to start a liveline dating show?


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    #9999
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lapin wrote: »
    €200 snags to meet someone :eek:


    Normally Joe would be chasing up scams like this.

    Didn't catch what the SWANS acronym stood for but with that kind of "fee" I'll guess "suckers" fits in there snugly somewhere.


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    #10000
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    Joe never asks the pertinent questions

    I would imagine if the question was asked and the answer was in the positive their membership would sky rocket..


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    #10001
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    where did Cat lady go?

    would love to hear her acidic opines....


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    #10002
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    baldbear wrote: »
    Theres a money back guarantee if you don't get the roide.

    We could have a live line baby..The excitement!


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    #10003
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users Posts: 29,354 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Meathlass wrote: »
    Your wan holding on the other line is fuming. After repeatedly reiterating she doesn't want a romantic partner.

    This whole conversation makes me quite sad, to be honest.

    This.


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    #10004
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    "someone was employed to go on a date" otherwise known as an escort Joe


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    #10005
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Send her Marty Morrissey, Joe, see how good she is..


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    #10006
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is good old Lisdoonvarna now defunct??


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    #10007
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    You get a certificate for your €200

    WOMEN2.jpg


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    #10008
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Fecks sake, sure if you can't see them you don't know how you'll react. It's a huge part of a relationship someone's physical appearance.


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    #10009
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    europa11 wrote: »
    Didn't catch what the SWANS acronym stood for but with that kind of "fee" I'll guess "suckers" fits in there snugly somewhere.
    Seriously Wanting Awesome Nookie. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10010
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Averil, the Type A personality match maker.


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    #10011
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Have I just tuned into "The Ray D'Arcy Show"?


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    #10012
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I have a TV presenter and a TD on my books... Sunday World van will be parked outside her offices for the next month.. What a silly unprofessional thing to come out with..


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    #10013
    EmptyTree
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭EmptyTree


    They charge 200euro, per year, but don't make any guarantees for meeting anyone......:confused:....other than the person they send out to you from the agency.....

    so, give us you're money, and you may or may not hear from us again.


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    #10014
    Meathlass
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Imagine going on a blind date and it turning out to be Bertie!


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    #10015
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    Lol This is Enda and he is in politics.


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    #10016
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Floppybits wrote: »
    Jaysus is Duffy going to start a liveline dating show?

    No its the standard Liveline. The show will start off with a person complaining about the road signage in Paris, and by the end of the show will have descended down to Mary who went to Paris once.

    Its the same here. Yer one, made the a comment on being lonely, and despite having said she didnt want a dating agency, because it is loosely related to that subject we are now talking to dating agency providers. Next will be Mary from Clontarf who went on a date once.


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    #10017
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Send her Marty Morrissey, Joe, see how good she is..

    He'd be quite the catch for any potential SWAN

    Marty+Boop.gif

    :D


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    #10018
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Floppybits wrote: »
    Jaysus is Duffy going to start a liveline dating show?

    I wonder if Joe will be buying a hat anytime soon?


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    #10019
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    headhunting a date


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    #10020
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    what a cnut, discussing her clients


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    #10021
    joe6pack
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    Bring back "grab a granny thursday nights" at Barrys hotel.


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