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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #10082
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    A friend of mine(from cavan, read tight), signed up for loads-of-fish.com. They gave him a free month and after the free month he would have to pay 29.99 a month. Anyway, he met a girl and they went on a date and he thought, yeah, she'll do, and he cancelled it. They got married last year.


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    #10083
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Next weeks Sunday World headline sorted

    "Top surgeon pimps 16 year old to 80 year old man!!"


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    #10084
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Is this real life?


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    #10085
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "I don't believe in paying anything"

    Ah now Paddy, come on....we all pay for it one way or another :)


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    #10086
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    CorsendonkX wrote: »
    Next weeks Sunday World headline sorted

    "Top surgeon pimps 16 year old to 80 year old man!!"

    What did the surgeon say to him?


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    #10087
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "If I put a 16 year old in front of you naked"

    Woah!!


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    #10088
    Tisserand
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Tisserand


    Ah, well if he's not prepared to marry me, forget it. Half of his estate and all that


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    #10089
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,042 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    syklops wrote: »
    What did the surgeon say to him?

    If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldnt cause a stir:eek:


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    #10090
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,759 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    This is pure gold.


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    #10091
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Sounds like Joe is taking the piss out of him.


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    #10092
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"Why wouldn't you get married"
    Caller:"Well I like to keep my lathe in the sitting room. Women wouldn't like that."


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    #10093
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    What did the surgeon say to him?

    If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldn't do anything for him. :D

    :rolleyes: Just thinking, Derek Mooney would have pertinently asked " would it be a 16 year old girl or boy?"


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    #10094
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    BPKS wrote: »
    If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldnt cause a stir:eek:

    If I ever get like that, take me out back and have me shot.


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    #10095
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    syklops wrote: »
    Joe:"Why wouldn't you get married"
    Caller:"Well I like to keep my lathe in the sitting room. Women wouldn't like that."
    <eyes up motorcycle in kitchen>
    Aye, true. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10096
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    This fella would be cheaper getting a mail order bride.


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    #10097
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    He's annoying me and I've only been listening to him for 2 minutes.

    At least he knows he would annoy anyone desperate enough to marry him for life.


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    #10098
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    First Lahv Lahn in ages and off to a good start with a pimp in the medical profession and an Irishman claiming he'd be difficult to live with as he's very hygienic. Yes, in my own experience Irish women are looking for slobs they can mother!


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    #10099
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,654 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    jaysus lets hope Rhoda is younger than 50?


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    #10100
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    what's with all the posh women looking to hookup.. I'm going to set up my new posh women dating website... downstairs-upstairs.ie


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    #10101
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    FFS Joe leave him alone. No need to go on about why he's a pain to live with .


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    #10102
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    CorsendonkX wrote: »
    This fella would be cheaper getting a mail order bride.

    Would he pay the cost of delivery.


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    #10103
    DuckHook
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    how is one person in a house paying the same bills as a family?


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    #10104
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Lapin wrote: »
    He's annoying me and I've only been listening to him for 2 minutes.

    At least he knows he would annoy anyone desperate enough to marry him for life.

    He is 80, life might be another 20 mins..


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    #10105
    Tisserand
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Tisserand


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    what's with all the posh women looking to hookup.. I'm going to set up my new posh women dating website... downstairs-upstairs.ie

    I'll sign up straight away. I want a man. Only one criteron: Must have plenty of money


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    #10106
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Do the cats not keep her warm?


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    #10107
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Ya heard it on liveline 1st .

    Widows that get married are no longer widows.


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    #10108
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    New sig. for Joe:

    "The Dateline is open neooww!"


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    #10109
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    No room for a trampoline?


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    #10110
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Where's the house?


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    #10111
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Busted Flat. wrote: »
    Would he pay the cost of delivery.

    Doubt it, but if he get's a cut price Thai bride he won't need to worry about getting it up, "she" be able to get "hers" up.


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