Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

Tisserand

Better be careful not to stand beside any man with a trolley in supermarket so. Don't want anyone thinking I'm married.

Sittingpretty

No Joe, he realised it AFTER he died, so he came back to her in a dream and told her to investigate it.

You are an absurdly over paid moron Mr Duffy.

europa11

Imagine some poor sod asking her "Do you love your pension more than me?"

she'd run as fast and as far as the zimmer frame would take her....

run_Forrest_run

who is this bint, not happy that her husband is dead, she wants his money from the grave and she still has a pop at the poor man for not reading the fine print in the pension paperwork.
Jesus she's annoying me, the blue-rinse gold digga.

ButtersSuki

Boring.....,,

JonathanAnon

You really need somebody to ring in and say ..

"ah get up the yard missus, I bet you have a different man coming over every night"..

I hope somebody does cos I'm falling asleep.

signostic

Whats her problem? he can have nookie with her long term companion 3 nights a week...

Tisserand

Have the revenue enough staff to have people plonked in supermarkets and driving up and down looking at people's driveways checking who is going in and out???????

europa11

JonathanAnon wrote: »

You really need somebody to ring in and say ..

"ah get up the yard missus, I bet you have a different man coming over every night"..

I hope somebody does cos I'm falling asleep.

We need the "Keep yer legs closed missus" man back

constitutionus

Ha .

This is getting better , if your mad enough to marry someone and lose the widows pension the fecker might buffer off with your house !

Welcome to the world of men love . We've been facing that since the 80s !

Tisserand

signostic wrote: »

Whats her problem? he can have nookie with her long term companion 3 nights a week...

She should start charging for it, beefing up the income another little bit

europa11

And so, the 'Dating Agency' plugs begin....

signostic

Iam thinking of setting up a dating agency - The No Nookie Dating Agency -:P

JonathanAnon

The befriend-ee

Yakuza

Is Joe looking for a little Midlands action, I wonder?

signostic

so the Garda are vetting members of a dating agency? is that what he is saying?

yop

110.... the heats getting to him

europa11

"Have a cup of tea.....go to a match together.....next thing Joe, an hour later they're humping the bejaysus out of each other Joe, ..............still just good friends now Joe"

run_Forrest_run

he's on to a winner here, second to the pink pound, the old fogies are the ones with the highest amount of disposable income.

constitutionus

Being serious for a sec ya can come away with a very bad view of Irish women from todays show .

They're not all money loving gold diggers lads !

There's Some fine ones out there.

Lapin

By the time their Garda clearance comes through they'll all be pushing up daisies.

Dan Jaman

A 24 page book of rules just to join his fecking club?
I'd rather take my chances down the pub.

Fujitsu10

signostic wrote: »

so the Garda are vetting members of a dating agency? is that what he is saying?

I cant believe this is correct. We applied to the Garda Vetting unit to have our staff vetted as we do work in schools and hospitals etc, and were told that only Government bodies who we were doing the work for could apply on our behalf, They said that they just dont have the resources to vet everyone. we also have Private Security Authority certification for CCTV and only the company directors can be vetted. But now a dating agency can get vetted......:eek:

Dan Jaman

Syl Fox, at last, at last, says something funny?

constitutionus

No comedy in the film ?

Sil will fit right in

europa11

"There's no comedy in it..."

We know that Joe, you already mentioned Syl Fox was in the "fill-um".

signostic

Joe "there`s no comedy in it"

well Joe, if Syl is in it you can be sure there will no comedy in it...

leftwing cos youre broke

Gay Byrnes Swinger Party.

Dan Jaman

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

But now a dating agency can get vetted......:eek:

In Killinaskully, anything is possible.

europa11

"The Gay Byrne Singles Party" :eek:

This is getting more ridiculous