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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #10232
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Is William trying to talk and play the kazoo at the same time ?


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    #10233
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Apology to the "amblanz" crew tomorrow? :)


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    #10234
    Tisserand
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Tisserand


    How can Social Welfare possibly police this?


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    #10235
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Tisserand wrote: »
    How can Social Welfare possibly police this?
    CSI jizz lamps :) 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10236
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Now I have The Lonely Island's "I'm on a boat" hiking through my head after yer man said it.


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    #10237
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Joe is not having much success with his bedroom enquiries today..


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    #10238
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    So you're telling me every time I bring some fine ass beeyatch home to my crib for some sexy time I have to ring revenue? I will break that speed dial.....


    Ok, the above may be slightly exaggerated. Slightly.


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    #10239
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A pink form? Is there a brown one too? Oooh Matron!


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    #10240
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    <cackle, wheeze, cough, splutter>
    Sorry Sil, were you saying something? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10241
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Whats the big laugh for.

    Did I miss something funny ?


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    #10242
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "He thought I'd be perfect for the part"..

    Well stuff my old boots..


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    #10243
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    signostic wrote: »
    Joe is not having much success with his bedroom enquiries today..

    He's no Paddy O'Goramn in that department for sure :D


    ________

    Oh jeebus...Wheezebag Syl....run!...run! :eek:


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    #10244
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Did he say "Paparapzi"?


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    #10245
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe using the Lahv Lahn to promote his stable mates again. His agent must be so proud/rich.

    How can it be a world premiere Joe if it was shown last week in Dubalin?


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    #10246
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Missed the last few minutes, is Sly Fox on looking for his hole?


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    #10247
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    oh noes Sly Syl Fox


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    #10248
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    I'd imagine it was very moving too.

    i'd be moving towards the Exit if I ever had the misfortune to see it on the big screen


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    #10249
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Liveline has gone to hell of late.


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    #10250
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    europa11 wrote: »
    I'd imagine it was very moving too.

    i'd be moving towards the Exit if I ever had the misfortune to see it on the big screen

    It'll be Christmas day's main feature on RTE 1 when Joe throws his considerable weight around.


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    #10251
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Lapin wrote: »
    Liveline has gone to hell of late.

    What happened after the dating segment? I had to go to a meeting.


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    #10252
    Bellerstring
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    More holliers for Joe...??
    Damo on today....zzzzzz :o


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    #10253
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    That's no good, what are the themes for the unwasheds outrage?


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    #10254
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    What happened after the dating segment? I had to go to a meeting.

    The usual forgettable insanity, intterspersed iirc with more Loveline Dating advice for the over 70's.

    A shameless plug for Syl Fox, who is, apparently the next DeNiro :rolleyes: ...or with any luck Gandolfi.

    Oh and the pre-requisite two week warning that another Funny Friday will be inflicted upon the good people of Palmerston on the August Bank holiday.

    Today folks we have the return of De Omen, who seems to think we want to hear Roooral Irelands latest take on the never-ending abortion "debate" :eek:.

    So Joe is off causing havoc up in Portmarnock beach......again :D


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    #10255
    Hitchens
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Slatted units today so! :D


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    #10256
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    More silver swinging surfers today? :D


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    #10257
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Think Drico is reaching the end of being able to bit his tongue.


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    #10258
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Spanish Point, full of turds Damien; one nearly swallowed me 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10259
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Great, this tool Damo ...


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    #10260
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Feck. :(

    I was hoping for a ding dong over last night's controversial documentary about the tram system in Dublin.

    Or rather the programme's perception that one line is full of skangers, sedated junkies and crazed lunatics foaming at the mouth while they stare at your body trying to figure out where your kidneys are, and you standing there terrified at the front of the tram exposing your tattoos in the hope that it will scare off your fellow passengers who are obviously being transferred form Arbour Hill to Wheatfield.


    While the other line is full of sedate law abiding upright hard working citizens who leave their i-phones and laptops on the tram in the evenings in the knowledge that their property will still be there in their seat the following morning along with a complimentary cappuccino and copy of the Irish Times.


    Not much chance of that with Damo in the driving seat today.


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    #10261
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    What in god's name is your point?


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