Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

europa11

Cienciano wrote: »

Don't buy irish, buy chinese? Is this a first for liveline?

Just about makes a change from sending every Dick and Joseph up to Newry to save 3 euros on a bottle of vodka.

SEPT 23 1989

JonathanAnon wrote: »

"Joe, I've been trying to set up a coffee business in Temple Bar".. Remember him.. :mad:

the unluckiest man in the world:D

vicwatson

Is this wan for real? Just get off the beach, kapich

Dan Jaman

Reminds me of S'hit Harry, who ran after the coalman's horse with a shovel.

artful_codger

Remove it yourself, bring a shovel.

Lenin Skynard

So there's no way to stop your horse shítting on the public beach. Don't ride your horse on the beach maybe? If it was travellers riding horses on the beach, the likes of this woman would be up in arms.

JonathanAnon

So what does this woman suggest, that before letting the kids run on the beach, we get all faeces scientifically examined to may sure that it's equine?

vicwatson

PRO DUCE

She sounds like she's from Wicklow alright doesn't she, bet she has a Range Rover roice

JonathanAnon

"If you scare easily, dont come along"..

I dont scare easily.. is it okay if I just dont go along anyway..

vicwatson

JonathanAnon wrote: »

"If you scare easily, dont come along"..

I dont scare easily.. is it okay if I just dont go along anyway..

Or is it don't come alone??

JonathanAnon

I'm half tempted to ring in and say "Joe .... I used to love heading down to that beach for a few cans, but the last time we went down there was horsesh1t all over the place and it just spoiled it for all of us"

JonathanAnon

vicwatson wrote: »

Or is it don't come alone??

You know... now that you mention it, I was confused as to why they would tell people not to come along.. :

europa11

Damo:- "Do you have a leg to stand on?"

Bet he wouldn't say that to Joe

SEPT 23 1989

pay the fine

Dan Jaman

"It's a tricky one."
Is it hell - don't pay it - feck the council for a shower of ****.

syklops

JonathanAnon wrote: »

I'm half tempted to ring in and say "Joe .... I used to love heading down to that beach for a few cans, but the last time we went down there was horsesh1t all over the place and it just spoiled it for all of us"

Please do that!

europa11

Tell the Council you rang Liveline about it but you were only put through to the Tea-boy, and he was as thick as horseshlt on a beach.

They'll understand.

vicwatson

JonathanAnon wrote: »

You know... now that you mention it, I was confused as to why they would tell people not to come along.. :

When I first heard it I also thought it was along :pac::pac:

SEPT 23 1989

Is boards acting up?

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is boards acting up?

It did, at 14:21.

JonathanAnon

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is boards acting up?

I just looked back on the last few pages, and I think my "Threading Spree" may have appeared as a Denial Of Service attack to others... Apologies..

europa11

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is boards acting up?

Yep!

sudzs

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is boards acting up?

Mine was. Slow slow and page not loading. It's ok now.

JM Skipton

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is boards acting up?

It nodded off listening to Damo, matchsticks on the eyelids now....

Dan Jaman

"Name and shame, Damo"
A bit of stocks action, with horse crap being thrown at them, DaJoe.

europa11

Another contender for "one of the best beaches in the country" with limited access.

At this rate I'm expecting a Mr. P. Kenny of Dalkey to ring in shortly.

Dan Jaman

Dem Vikings, messy bastids, Damo.

JonathanAnon

Collect up the prophylactics and send them to the council for DNA testing and subsequent fines..

SEPT 23 1989

thread has got too big

thats the problem

An Claidheamh

"It's human excrement Joe"