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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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    #1322
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    It's been a while since we had a token english accent on..


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    #1323
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    The theft of the rhino horns may get a look in, with many of Joes puns thrown in for good measure.
    Might be an improvement to have a horny show today!


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    #1324
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Might be an improvement to have a horny show today!

    Careful now, down with that sort of thing.




    :P


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    #1325
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    50 shades of maggy, I'd rather have my eyelashes plucked out!


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    #1326
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    sounds more like 51 shades of chavs


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    #1327
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    pc7 wrote: »
    50 shades of maggy, I'd rather have my eyelashes plucked out!

    I'd actually like to see it.


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    #1328
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Car owners club - rich folk!


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    #1329
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    no joe ten to eleven at night at the sun was blazing. master of the bleedin obvious


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    #1330
    SNORBEAST
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭SNORBEAST


    It was dork when she got into her cor.


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    #1331
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is this about the furrin diplomat that was in the papers recently ?


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    #1332
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    get to the flipin point missus. a bloke looking at you so far doesnt constitute a call to chief **** stirrer duffy


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    #1333
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    The gords


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    #1334
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 18,000 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    Give us his license plate missus


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    #1335
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"How did you tell them what was going on?"
    Stupid f**king question.


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    #1336
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    so let me get this right. a bloke in a car was driving behind her, then beside her so she phoned the gardai? sounds like the kind of person who should lock themselves in doors and avoid the world


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    #1337
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 18,000 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    Would you not just drive to pearse street garda station?


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    #1338
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Ah come on, get to the point.


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    #1339
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    would love to listen to the others drivers side of this story


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    #1340
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    It was a beamer. It was beamin.


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    #1341
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    VinLieger wrote: »
    Would you not just drive to pearse street garda station?

    Would you not just lock the doors and then give him the finger?


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    #1342
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,966 ✭✭✭furiousox


    "We'll leave it there for today, tune in for part 2 tomorrow...."

    CPL 593H



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    #1343
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    9 minutes of this! oh wait please say it was the Nigerian Embassy!!!


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    #1344
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Please tell me it was the Nigerian embassy!


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    #1345
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    East european http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gardai-quiz-embassy-man-over-claims-of-stalking-29194705.html


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    #1346
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Anyone got popcorn??????? Ffs


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    #1347
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 18,000 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    She doesnt even know the embassy?


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    #1348
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,655 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    LOL I wonder if it is Joes favorite embassay?


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    #1349
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    syklops wrote: »
    Would you not just lock the doors and then give him the finger?

    mate of mine gave the finger to 2 lads who looked like scumbags in a car once waiting at lights. the passenger door shot open and my mate sped of only to have the lads chase after him and turn on the flashing lights of their unmarked garda car.


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    #1350
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    "Looking back, how do you feel?" She hasn't finished the feckin story Joe.


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    #1351
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Would this guy have been black I wonder?


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